Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
And the idea that John's multimillionaire OB-GYN daddy spent time teaching Spastically Flouncing Gay Disco Boy to repair lawnmowers while the garage vibrated to the pounding beat of techno music is pretty comical.
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now let me tell ya chitlins about ole Miss'ippi John and his gator pussy.
One day John John was trying to bag some possums for dinner, when out of nowhere came up a gator!
Woo wee, this one a big un and mean too. Well that big mean gator reared up and bit John's dick clean off
John, being the resourceful type, beat off that beast with a flaming 911 John had made earlier by way of fixing it.
While that ole gator was smoking his post-coital cigarette, John chased him off to boot!
but gosh darn it, it was only later John realized the gator had run off with his dick in the confusion.
After cooking up those possum into slugburgers, John told his uncle-daddy about the gator.
Well, John's uncle daddy said "John, it's miss'ippi tradition that we fix it our own self"
As luck would have it, John's dady was a doctor, but John having hard luck
his daddy wasn't a urologist, but an ob-gyn!! ain't that just the way?
So uncle daddy threw John up on the dinner table and stapled one of them slugburgers right to John's crotch to
make a pussy like his father and his father before him.
so now Johnhas a true old fashioned gen-u-wine Miss'ippi slugburger possum pussy.
Now that's a mouthful for any man to say, let alone it takes a screaming Chinaman to eat it.
So John just calls it his Miss'ippi gator pussy to remind him about the critter what stole his dick
 
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is Wu talking about Sybok's space-pirate girlfriend? because as soon as the plot twist happened, xe started mincing around like a Disney villain. and all of xir dialogue with Spock about his half-Vulcan/Half-human nature was about as subtle as if xe looked right at the camera and said "it's okay to be gay, transgender, nonbinary, or a genderfuck demiromantic asexual pisspig! you go girl!"
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like, the "queerness" dial was set just barely less flaming than Dr. Frank-N-Furter, but that might just have been because it's not a musical. kind of a shame because "Sweet Transvestite" is a banger.
 
Mola Ram said:
Isn't Paula Poundstone a convicted child molester?
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In October 2001, Poundstone was charged with felony child endangerment in connection with driving while intoxicated with children in the car. She was also charged with three counts of lewd acts upon a girl younger than 14.[13] The charge involved inappropriate touching of a 12-year-old girl.[14] In a plea bargain, she changed her earlier plea of not guilty, and, in exchange, prosecutors asked for the court records to be sealed, dropped three counts of committing lewd acts against a child, and added a misdemeanor count of inflicting injury upon a child.[13][14] Poundstone also pleaded no contest to one count of felony child endangerment.[14] She was barred from taking in foster children again, sentenced to five years of probation, six months in rehabilitation, ordered to perform 200 hours of community service, attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, and a child-abuse program, and receive random drug and alcohol tests.[14] In 2002, Poundstone talked about her personal responsibility for the events that led to her arrest and the steps she has taken, including a six-month treatment program for alcoholism, but said that she did not commit any lewd acts or child abuse.[14]
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AirdropShitposts said:
John explains raising children, you throw them out when they fail and get new ones:
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"You don't help a child by letting them do whatever they want. You make it clear what your expectations are."
yikes, that's awfully close to transphobic. If mom wants the kid to be trans that's their decision.

And Musk is pulling out of the twitter deal but Wu is just tweeting about the latest Marvel movie.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
"You don't help a child by letting them do whatever they want. You make it clear what your expectations are."
yikes, that's awfully close to transphobic. If mom wants the kid to be trans that's their decision.

And Musk is pulling out of the twitter deal but Wu is just tweeting about the latest Marvel movie.
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Parenting advice from John

I wanna be a pretty lady who does drugs

John, put down the ambien and the dicksaw...John, I'm a medical doctor who works with vaginas as a profession, that's not how...

NO! I'm a pretty pretty girl because I say so and you can't make me - PAY MY COLLEGE...NOWWWWW
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
And Musk is pulling out of the twitter deal but Wu is just tweeting about the latest Marvel movie.
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He's upset that they didn't understand womaning like John:
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John apparently disagrees with the credits for who wrote it:
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The non-woman writer at the premiere:
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SpaceCow said:
"I fed the baby yesterday" was actually a very cogent metaphor and it went COMPLETELY over John's head. It was about voting being something you do regularly, but he's just going off on raising children properly. What a tard.
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He claims he understood it:
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
NO! I'm a pretty pretty girl because I say so and you can't make me - PAY MY COLLEGE...NOWWWWW
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That reminds me of his stories about childhood programming for the PSX with his "devkit" and I don't think the details of this have been brought up. He had a Net Yaroze, he obviously didn't do any development with it, but it was expensive because it was region free and could play pirated games (iirc). An expensive, imported, PSX that is region free and can play pirated games is a thing lil' Flynt would brag about and it would be the only thing he used it for.

Personally I, and many others, achieved the same thing by chewing the casing of a BIC pen in half and stuck it in there. But that's not pro and my playstation wasn't as mississippi black like Wu.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
That reminds me of his stories about childhood programming for the PSX with his "devkit" and I don't think the details of this have been brought up. He had a Net Yaroze, he obviously didn't do any development with it, but it was expensive because it was region free and could play pirated games (iirc). An expensive, imported, PSX that is region free and can play pirated games is a thing lil' Flynt would brag about and it would be the only thing he used it for.

Personally I, and many others, achieved the same thing by chewing the casing of a BIC pen in half and stuck it in there. But that's not pro and my playstation wasn't as mississippi black like Wu.
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Nah, it couldn't play pirated games. The games you could make for the Yaroze had to fit entirely in memory which you loaded over serial cable. It was region free but you still had to have NTSC or PAL games to match.

It was expensive but some of that was because it came with a bunch of documentation stuff, you had to specially sign up to buy a Yaroze (although they didn't turn anyone down) but they didn't sell all that many anyway, I don't think they were really all that concerned about people getting around the region locking by paying extra just to get the Yaroze. Who would be that stupid?

If John made games on the Yaroze he would have had to learn C but I will defer to others on whether or not they think John knows any C.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
Nah, it couldn't play pirated games. The games you could make for the Yaroze had to fit entirely in memory which you loaded over serial cable. It was region free but you still had to have NTSC or PAL games to match.
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Oh I wasn't clear enough with that I said. I don't believe for a second that he even tried to make anything with it or tried to learn, it being piracy-friendly was just a vague memory, but it is absolutely the kind of gear Wu would tell other kids he had and what it could do and how awesome his future plans were etc. Same as now. It's the much more expensive Playstation and that is good enough for him.
 
I think your last part in the prior post might have been the most accurate of all, it was black so John definitely had to have it. The price and features he'd never use were just a bonus. The people he was shaming wouldn't even be able to not use the features like John.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
He's upset that they didn't understand womaning like John:
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John apparently disagrees with the credits for who wrote it:
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The non-woman writer at the premiere:
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He claims he understood it:
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hasn't recent (like Cara Gee trek) and not so recent ( like the mansplaining FEMALE pilot as just one example) events taught John to pause and do a cursory fact check before publishing a WuTake (TM)

Q : has he deleted the take about Thor yet? I assume he will when people call him out for being factually incorrect
 
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