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Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Interested in the athletic history of a certain homosexual liar who is also a faget, I ran a quick search for a few sports. The only references to sports as a recreational activity are two or three times John claims to have been his gay chinaman husband in basketball or tennis. Nothing else. I find it odd that someone so great at tennis, basketball, and volleyball is not playing those games with all his friends.
I also find it odd that Frankie Dubs' wife beating skills do not translate from the home to the sportsball pitch.
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Is this just the troon version of "keep politics out of ____"? Why would Americans know the party affiliation of most CEOS who usually serve in the position for a few years, particularly foreign auto companies? I bet I can guess the foreigners: German auto CEOs are CDU and the Japs are LDP. We know Musk's simply because he tweeted it out to the world.
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You don't want to talk about being a fat gargantuan man in a mini dress John? Why ever not?
John the only people who give a fuck are Twatter crack addicts like yourself.
You're fucking deranged, John.
John the only people who give a fuck are Twatter crack addicts like yourself.
You're fucking deranged, John.
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There is absolutely no way he is good at basketball. This might be his biggest lie of all time.
Why would you want the media to "report" more disinformation about vaccines because you don't understand how things work?
What kind of lunatic thinks Tesla owners are somehow victims of Elon doing anything on/about Twitter other than some kind of lunatic who spends tons of time on Twitter trying to fight with Tesla owners over their product choices?
Pro-abortion nuts are going insane over Sony refusing to come out in favor of abortion through birth and allowing employees to donate to anti-abortion charities. Do you think you should personally apologize for your constant promotion of Sony products due to this? (Of course he will once he finds out about it.)
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Not to say that John's lying again, but...oh who am I kidding, of course I'm going to say it. He's lying about something, anyway.
I don't need to repost the picture of John next to Janet Reno again, but remember, he's taller than she was, and she was legitimately 6'2". He was at least 6'4" then, if not taller. While people do shrink a bit as they get older, you don't generally lose two or three inches, more like one at most. Under that assumption, John would be 6'3" at the absolute minimum, though he's nowhere near old enough to have lost a full inch of height.
Then again, according to this article, losing more height than an inch could be a sign of osteoporosis. I know there's a link between puberty blockers and osteoporosis, but I don't know of any for adults who troon out and keep taking their titty skittles. That said, continually pumping your body full of the wrong sex hormone has got to cause problems. One wonders if John developed the condition at some point due to HRT but doesn't bring it up because it's not common for a 40ish-year-old "woman" to have it. We've speculated that his constant "knee surgeries" were cover for some manner of cosmetic surgery, but maybe his joints really are giving out on him.
But that wouldn't explain the fact that he's lied about his height for literally years. Just searching "six foot" brought up dozens of tweets where he's bragged about his height, completely contradicting his claim in the post above that he never talks about it. The earliest example I found was this absolute cringe tweet from 2009:
Also, here's an interesting little tidbit. I took a gander at this BMI calculator and put in John's claimed stats. The results showed underweight, but only barely. Note this part right here:
John chose to give himself a weight that would just barely squeak him under that line. Gotta keep up those claims of being a slim and sexy hacker gurl somehow! Please ignore the gut belt of shame, he's definitely underweight!
Now, I will be fair and say that it's possible John's lost some weight at some point. I don't remember the last time we've seen a full-body shot of him; he's rarely on camera in the first place, and usually just a head shot. But considering how much time he spends loafing around doing nothing, I'm going to guess that's not the case.
In summation, John's a lying liar.
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I can't imagine John not being eager to disclose his height, just because it is within the normal range for a male but an actual woman at that height would be incredibly rare. He doesn't want to admit being a male.
And of course he wears the Gut Belt of Fail not because otherwise, without being tightened to the last notch, he'd have a muffin peaking out of his black cum-stained dress of interviewing.
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IMAGE: one of the football team carries John Walker Flint back to his dorm after he passes out in an ambien haze and an ill fitting dress in the middle of trying to seduce them
I'd recommend John read brave new world but he'd probably see it as utopian
also I don't actually doubt his weight claims, his exercise routine consists of occasionally getting off the couch to play pinball or drive to pick up a potbelly sandwich
couple that with being castrated and you've a recipe for being a skinnyfat wendigo, no muscle, just loose skin and flab hanging off his bones
most image search results are carefully posed promo shots airbrushed to hell but this one left in his bingo wings and armpit bulge on a skeletal frame
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Galaxy-sized thunks that this stunning and brave revelation comes out right when every leftie on earth is dilating and shaking because of Elon.
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You should. Ain't no way that two stick corn dog weighs 145 pounds at that height.
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Bulldog tier jowls.
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I assume each episode was 2 minutes long because how else would John have fit this into his 22 hour work day?
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John proved he hasn't watched it because there's a bunch of hanging on to shit from older Treks. He's fucking nuts if he thinks this current year garbage will ever be as renown as TNG, TOS, or DS9
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They should hire more women just like you, John.
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or TNG for that matter - TNG STARTS with Bones.
The Naked Now is the TNG crew encounterin the same sitch as a TOS
No shock John only names actresses ...only one problem. Rebecca Romjin (She not lettuce johnnie boy)
see John that's the problem with being a non-reader
you got yourself huk'd on fonix
hasn't been "Stamos" for over 15 YEARS
John respect a woman's name when she sheds a name based on fragile male egos pissing on their property to mark it you dudebro
Heirarchy!?! That's getting pretty LobsterMan Peterson of you John.
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$250,000 for just having to see Elon Musk's wang. Not a bad payday for having to do nothing at all.
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Ah yes, 143lbs. Remember that he bragged about the cutout being accurate in size.
Unless Wu got some cancer and a double side of aids I can't imagine him being a natural 143lbs.
Unless Wu got some cancer and a double side of aids I can't imagine him being a natural 143lbs.
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At 6'2, he'd look like an ana-chan at 143 and this thread would have to be moved to death fats. Not that he isn't already a ghoul, just a different kind from the lich queen.Ah yes, 143lbs. Remember that he bragged about the cutout being accurate in size.
Unless Wu got some cancer and a double side of aids I can't imagine him being a natural 143lbs.
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I disagree John, real change can only from watching TV shows that have the right message. Fucking psycho.
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Society hates women, so surely the best way of making progress for women is to appeal to the laws created by the politicians this woman hating society wrote!