Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I collect Porches fuckboy, get raped and fucking die.

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I collect Porches fuckboy, get raped and fucking die.

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I'm no Tesla fanboy; hell, I think EVs in general are pretty stupid and nowhere near as beneficial as their (sometimes fanatical) devotees claim. But I can't deny that Tesla has done a lot to push the concept of EVs forward, and I'm even starting to notice a few in my unclean red state.

That said, calling Tesla "the fast food of EVs" is about the dumbest take I can imagine, so no surprise it's coming from John. Please tell me about your Porsches again, you're really relatable every time you brag about them.
 
"No one gives a shit about some bland McDonald's Tesla. It's the fast food of EVs"

So it's going to be wildly successful, sell so many they have to stop the joke on the sign about how many they sell, help topple communism globally and constantly reinvent the menu of options to include people who want salads, overpriced coffees and desserts? Wow, Elon Musk must be a complete moron to keep his money in something like that when he could put it in pinball and Peloton machines.
 
"No one gives a shit about some bland McDonald's Tesla. It's the fast food of EVs"

So it's going to be wildly successful, sell so many they have to stop the joke on the sign about how many they sell, help topple communism globally and constantly reinvent the menu of options to include people who want salads, overpriced coffees and desserts? Wow, Elon Musk must be a complete moron to keep his money in something like that when he could put it in pinball and Peloton machines.
That reminds of the media disdain of Trump for liking McDonalds and how that made him a lesser person than them because only troglodytes eat at McD.
 
John showing his privilege yet again. Most people don’t need a Porsche and couldn’t afford one if they wanted it. What most people need a car for is getting around. It’s a tool to live your life. Style is less of a priority than affordability, reliability and practicality. With that as your market, “the fast food of EVs” is not quite the insult I-Collect-Porsches thinks it is. Actually, it sounds like a pretty shrewd strategy.

I’m no Musk fanboy and I have reservations about EVs (what do we do with all those heavy metals when the cars are scrapped?), but it can’t be denied that electric vehicles have made greater leaps towards mainstream acceptance in the last few years than they have in a century.
 
Yet another opportunity for John to take a national tragedy and break out his whiteboard with red string & stickpins connecting gamergate/4chan to it, the Bubonic plague, and "Shakespeare In Love" beating "Saving Private Ryan" for Best Picture. I can hear his stump throbbing with excitement all the way from here.
 
John, could you give your fellow men some advice on how to not be children? Maybe collecting pinball machines or playing MMOs all day long while being unemployed?

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"they're ultimately children"

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John, could you give your fellow men some advice on how to not be children? Maybe collecting pinball machines or playing MMOs all day long while being unemployed?

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Hmm what could have changed making white men bitter and resentful in the past few decades? Nope must just be underwater basket weaving forums and le dmt man

Also John has likely never played mystic quest, he's just googled it so he can pretend to be a 'hardcore deep underground retro gamer'

he's like that obnoxious metalhead teenager that insists you don't even like metal because you like machine head and not some obscure norwegian black metal band that have sold 200 tapes that all sound like a pig being beaten with sheet iron recorded on a 2001 flip phone. Most teenagers grow out of it, John does this ALL the time

What the fuck does Rogan have to do with this?

He's got a big platform and disagrees with progressives and allows freedom of speech, this makes him a dangerous thoughtcriminal to progressive media types, and John gets all his political opinions from them. Also John hates white men who are wealthy and popular without having to leach off screaming chinks.
 
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