Kinda feels like a replacement ivory tower to rant from as twitter opens up
It's going to be quite the article
On my usual triple marathon before breakfast, an Activision van pulled up next to me and a dozen men started screaming what I thought was "We are going to rape you right in the dick Brianna for daring to play a videogame as the world's tallest and sexiest woman", but when I took out my Porsche edition APPLE airpods I found they were actually saying "We are sorry that we are pigs and the article you are writing is the only way women's voices can be heard. We are going to go drive this van off a cliff in penance, please tell them to make our dead bodies into baby formula as you were the one that really blew the lid off that shortage which just goes to show what an amazing journalist you are."
-Brianna Wu