Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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For fucks sake...I'm late to join in the Final Fantasy Sperging, but I've been streaming Final Fantasy 6, so fuck it. Let's Sperg, goddamnit.

Very few female characters exist in 6, and fewer still join your party. Terra, the main protagonist, is there from the start, but Lord does that game become a sausage fest. However, Terra has an incredibly female centric character arc that resonates with men and women alike, especially here in America, because we love seeing protective parents step up and take on incredibly powerful opponents to protect their children.

Terra, at first, is very confused about who she is and if she can even feel the same emotions a human does. Then, after Kefka blows up the world, she ends up running and protecting an orphanage of sorts, taking in kids that lost their parents. The first time you visit her, she says she's lost the will to fight, which was already tenuous in her case but lost even more now that she knows she has people relying on her.

It isn't until returning a few more times that a demon attacks the place and your party gets trounced utterly. Even though he's been driven away before, he's going all out, and Terra responds in kind, leading to a kick ass battle where she lays the smack down upon said demon using her Esper powers. After the fight, the children of the orphanage are scared of Terra, but eventually accept this dual nature of her. This gives her the inspiration to continue the fight, and rejoin the party.

Anyone who's gone through puberty understands what it's like to feel strange, conflicting emotions. Anyone who's been in charge of someone younger or weaker then them can relate to feeling a need to protect the weak. Anyone *human* can relate to these ideas on some level. But as this thread establishes...John isn't really human, more an elaborate joke, so of course the shittiest romance in all of Final Fantasy is what captures his interest. Fighter really liking swords was a better love story than Squall and Rinoa.
 
Not really, but he was a threat to his ex-wife, whom he routinely abused.

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You should just buy it, John, because how can social justice advance otherwise?

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John was lead programmer at Microsoft and Apple and Facebook and Google, but he had to quit all of them because none of them would give him maternity leave.

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Another fucking moron who doesn't understand SHIT, Porsche sports cars are very reasonably priced which means that even working class hero John Walker Flynt can afford to buy one and still pay rent (but barely).

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All the good people think like John, and all the evil people oppose him. Why are people still confused when everything is so simple?

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So John's adding another lie to the pile, huh? The closest John ever lived to Silicon Valley was when he was briefly living in Colorado prior to getting hitched to Frank and officially trooning out. I guess at this point for John, lying to seem knowledgeable about every topic is easier than telling the truth.

@Ghostse already mentioned his lie about growing up on Fox News, but I'll also add a note that The Rush Limbaugh Show didn't start broadcasting nationally until 1988, when John was already 11. While it's entirely possible his dad was a regular listener, the show always broadcast in the afternoons when John would be in school. John probably never heard Limbaugh once until adulthood at the earliest, and even then he was probably too busy getting zonked out on Ambien to care.
 
You should just buy it, John, because how can social justice advance otherwise?

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Whoa, Toyota really isn't making any more 4th gen Supras? A vehicle that was last produced 24 years ago is no longer being made? Stop the fucking presses.

John, you're a fucking moron.

ETA - And "affordable" he says. Depending on mileage and condition, a turbo 4th gen costs between $115,000 and $250,000 today. This fucking guy.
 
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I finally figured out that it’s done because of filtering and blue checks go around it with asterisks because of their attention whoring behaviors.
It's because they're pussies who live in fear that the people they talk shit about will find out

For fucks sake...I'm late to join in the Final Fantasy Sperging, but I've been streaming Final Fantasy 6, so fuck it. Let's Sperg, goddamnit.

Very few female characters exist in 6, and fewer still join your party. Terra, the main protagonist, is there from the start, but Lord does that game become a sausage fest. However, Terra has an incredibly female centric character arc that resonates with men and women alike, especially here in America, because we love seeing protective parents step up and take on incredibly powerful opponents to protect their children.

Terra, at first, is very confused about who she is and if she can even feel the same emotions a human does. Then, after Kefka blows up the world, she ends up running and protecting an orphanage of sorts, taking in kids that lost their parents. The first time you visit her, she says she's lost the will to fight, which was already tenuous in her case but lost even more now that she knows she has people relying on her.

It isn't until returning a few more times that a demon attacks the place and your party gets trounced utterly. Even though he's been driven away before, he's going all out, and Terra responds in kind, leading to a kick ass battle where she lays the smack down upon said demon using her Esper powers. After the fight, the children of the orphanage are scared of Terra, but eventually accept this dual nature of her. This gives her the inspiration to continue the fight, and rejoin the party.

Anyone who's gone through puberty understands what it's like to feel strange, conflicting emotions. Anyone who's been in charge of someone younger or weaker then them can relate to feeling a need to protect the weak. Anyone *human* can relate to these ideas on some level. But as this thread establishes...John isn't really human, more an elaborate joke, so of course the shittiest romance in all of Final Fantasy is what captures his interest. Fighter really liking swords was a better love story than Squall and Rinoa.
Terra, Celes (especially her), and Realm are way better developed characters than Rinoa, who is just there to be Squall's Manic Pixie Dream Girl
 
Mr. Musk is certainly welcome to join Kiwi Farms any time.

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Indeed John your cooking is about as artful as your gaming skills - which is to say, both are utter dogshit.

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Mr. Musk is certainly welcome to join Kiwi Farms any time.

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If we take up sailing, faggots in dresses will soon start writing articles about sailing being racist and transphobic for gatekeeping trannies by requiring that you have a boat and sail to have your voice heard in the hobbies. After a massive twitter storm the Internation Yacht Racing board will be forced to have a tranny who has lived their entire live in Arizona as the Chairman.
 
Indeed John your cooking is about as artful as your gaming skills - which is to say, both are utter dogshit.

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This tweet has so much wrong in it, I don't even know where to begin. I guess from the top:
  • If there's anything John does almost as much as lie, it's brag. Especially when the thing he's bragging about is something he's actually incompetent at.
  • As documented numerous times by his own incessant tweeting, John is anything but an EXCELLENT chef. His only forays into the kitchen have been to cook prepackaged meal kits, and he somehow manages to screw those up too. There is no discernible improvement in his cooking skills pre- and post-coof, where everything manages to come out looking like he vomited on the plate (coincidentally, probably what Frank does after eating them).
  • I see that journalism degree definitely paid off with sentence #2. As written, the first part reads as though he dismisses cooking as boring once he got into it. Also, it makes no sense to break off the last clause with a dash. Properly written, it should read, "I always dismissed cooking as a boring hobby, but once you get into it, it is as creative and rewarding a skill to master as driving and video games." You get an F, John, see me after class.
  • In what world are driving and video games "creative" hobbies? I can see them being rewarding to master, but for fuck's sake, John, do you ever think about what you're saying before you mash the tweet button?
At least we know one skill John has truly mastered: the ability to say so many profoundly stupid things in 280 characters or less.
 
Mr. Musk is certainly welcome to join Kiwi Farms any time.

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Troons just can’t comprehend that it’s not all about them. Oh sorry, funny-looking cis women who look exactly like troons and have a weirdly specific interest in trans issues can’t comprehend that it’s not all about troons. Musk was specifically talking about the fact that Twitter has reached the point where any right-wing view, no matter how innocuous, is liable to be censored. But no, I’m sure what he really meant was “I hate trannies.”
 
So John's adding another lie to the pile, huh? The closest John ever lived to Silicon Valley was when he was briefly living in Colorado prior to getting hitched to Frank and officially trooning out. I guess at this point for John, lying to seem knowledgeable about every topic is easier than telling the truth.
He went out to GDC as part of the scampaign.

But seriously, I think Frank had a job around there for a short while early on. John did not have a job or was involved in anything.
 
I don't agree John, all you need to do to have the home of your dreams is jam your dick into an electrical socket and then marry a screaming Mongolian spousal abuser 15 years your senior.

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I don't agree John, all you need to do to have the home of your dreams is jam your dick into an electrical socket and then marry a screaming Mongolian spousal abuser 15 years your senior.

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It's also a trend to do that and in my experience it is usually women romanticizing van life.
 
This tweet has so much wrong in it, I don't even know where to begin. I guess from the top:
  • If there's anything John does almost as much as lie, it's brag. Especially when the thing he's bragging about is something he's actually incompetent at.
ugh, the EXCELLENT being in caps

He doesn't even know that he'd be a COOK - a chef is a professional designation.
As far as I can tell he's worked exactly (hold on...add those, carry the number, divide and account for the remainder...OK got it) ZERO time in any professional/commercial kitchen capacity, not even dish dogging
and even he said it was a hobby (that's not a profession John)

I seriously doubt he'd last more than 2 shifts
 
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Not to derail thread, but I honetsly think if we just said only whites can own pitbulls it would drop attacks by like 70% easily. Seen a lot of pitbull shit this last week and I can't just tell people it's niggers.
If anything, the white women who own pitbulls (and presumably fuck them) are unable to control them and often delusional about how dangerous they are. A thug who owns a pit for criminal reasons knows it's dangerous, that's why he has it.
It's also a trend to do that and in my experience it is usually women romanticizing van life.
That bitch who got murdered was into that stuff.

I think it's foolish to jump into something like van life with another person when you haven't even known them long enough to know whether you can stand each other long enough for a road trip. A road trip with a woman is where you find out whether it's going to last or whether you actually hate each other's guts if you spend 24/7 together.
I seriously doubt he'd last more than 2 shifts
Someone would sir him within an hour and he'd be screeching "IT'S MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
 
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That * thing these mental midgets do is really stupid.
It's also really ironic because, from what I remember from internet hisory, it started a long time ago on turkish forums by turkish nationalists as a way of the talking about the armenian genocide (and by "talking about" I mean "denying the existence of") without triggering word filters.
Hilarious how wokies use it now with no idea of the context behind it.

ugh, the EXCELLENT being in caps

He doesn't even know that he'd be a COOK - a chef is a professional designation.
As far as I can tell he's worked exactly (hold on...add those, carry the number, divide and account for the remainder...OK got it) ZERO time in any professional/commercial kitchen capacity, not even dish dogging
and even he said it was a hobby (that's not a profession John)

I seriously doubt he'd last more than 2 shifts
I'll be the resident asshole french speaker here but "chef" doesn't mean cook and not even professional cook. Chef strictly means kitchen boss/overseer and sometimes owner. It's a rank like in the military: pro kitchen are organized like military units because that's where they come from historically. There is only one chef in a pro kitchen; he's the one with the big hat, the veins popping out of his forehead and coke/ketamine habit who screams at everyone.
 
I'll be the resident asshole french speaker here but "chef" doesn't mean cook and not even professional cook. Chef strictly means kitchen boss/overseer and sometimes owner. It's a rank like in the military: pro kitchen are organized like military units because that's where they come from historically. There is only one chef in a pro kitchen; he's the one with the big hat, the veins popping out of his forehead and coke/ketamine habit who screams at everyone.
I used to work in a kitchen, the head chef told me that "i'm just a cook with a title." They know they aren't special. Only people like John thinks boiling water and blending shit makes him a "chef."
 
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