Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Welcome to the Farms, John.

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What is the reason you would want an 8in tall orange Eiffel Tower other than to demonstrate that fact? I bet this current printer can't even bluetooth to John's Apple Watch and change the touchscreen background based on his heart rate. Don't worry he'll buy Apple's for $4k in January when it drops.

What a fucking rube.
 
What is the reason you would want an 8in tall orange Eiffel Tower other than to demonstrate that fact?
That's literally why John spends the screaming chink's money, so he can then post about it to boast about how nigger-rich he is while every otehr aspect of his house is pathetic and disgusting. And then he can pose the scream chink Frank screamfacing about whatever it is, nobody cares, but there's a chink making a screamface so it's somehow, I don't know, how is this how appropriate?

How is a screamchink face somehow appropriate ever?
 
What is the reason you would want an 8in tall orange Eiffel Tower other than to demonstrate that fact? I bet this current printer can't even bluetooth to John's Apple Watch and change the touchscreen background based on his heart rate. Don't worry he'll buy Apple's for $4k in January when it drops.

What a fucking rube.

I hope that's not supposed to be the Eiffel Tower.
 
That's literally why John spends the screaming chink's money, so he can then post about it to boast about how nigger-rich he is while every otehr aspect of his house is pathetic and disgusting. And then he can pose the scream chink Frank screamfacing about whatever it is, nobody cares, but there's a chink making a screamface so it's somehow, I don't know, how is this how appropriate?
You'd think that a lazy fuck like John with money to burn would spend it on a maid to clean all that fucking dust and wash those dogs, but that would divert money from important shit like more expensive tech toys that exist to be shown off before being tossed onto the pile of other expense tech John plays with until he gets bored or breaks them.
 
I hope that's not supposed to be the Eiffel Tower.
You know it's the first piece of crap he could find on the internet with small details to show off. I don't know what search terms he used but I found it with these:
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It's the Petrin lookout tower in Prague, I bet he doesn't know that.
 
I don't know why it surprises me that John & Frank got a tree, but it does. Maybe it's because John is an unholy abomination, a slight in the eyes of god and spit on all that is good, and Frank is a homosexual Chinese goblin.


Come Christmas Eve, the tree will be decorated with the dismembered bodies of Christian babies kidnapped from the cisheteropatriarchy as John and Frank celebrate the winter solstice.
 
If there was any justice left in God's universe, this fucking THOT would be raped hourly until she learns not to open her shit-filled bitch mouth.
(You fapped anyway though John.)

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If there was any justice left in God's universe, this fucking THOT would be raped hourly until she learns not to open her shit-filled bitch mouth.
(You fapped anyway though John.)

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100% John fapped to this.

John's jealous, this woman is exactly what he wanted to be, the cute sexy tom boy with super mega awesome car skills who liked video games. The girl every guy wanted to date in high school, the girl that all the other girls wanted to be.

Instead, John was a giant faggot (literally) and has never figured out that larping as this girl while being a giant tottering surgically altered ghoul convinces absolutely no one and frightens children.
 
It's almost like most Americans know that railroading yourself into taking tens of thousands of dollars of debt to get an Africana Studies degree is not always a path to success and don't want to pay for other people's re,tardation.

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For the curious:
Analogue (not to be confused with the Magazine that features screaming chinks) is a emulator retro console creator. If you try to read through their bullshit, they have retroconsoles with FPGAs in them. An FPGA stands for Field Programable Gate Array - it is a hardware chip you can change the function of the transitors via software ('program it in the field' vs in the lab with equioment). This lets you exactly (or nearly so) recreate console hardware.
This is pretty flippin' cool,if extremely pretentiously autistic.

Their latest product (that john is jizzing his pants about) is a hand-held that can do OG Gameboy to Gameboy advance games, as well as Lynx, Gamegear, and Neogeo; any console 16bit or less is an option it looks like. It plays actual cartridges, and doesn't need BIOS files because They reverse engineered the GB bioses onto their custom hardware.
So yes, if you get a ROM cart, the ROMs should play almost exactly like native. They also support per-game FPGA tweaks - which is where they get a little fucky because again, its not an EMU or ROM dump. They mention down deep in the text you need carts to play,but they definitely are trying to give the impression all the games are included.

Its overpriced and a little Up-its-own-ass, but they include two FPGAs, one for Dev work - which if they have brick protections in place that'd be a fun (if overpriced) little 16-bit FPGA hacking platform.
Its pretty neat, but for John its just a toy to wank about having and then toss into its protective case and forget all about.
Yeah these things are insanely cool and also insanely hard to get your hands on, they sell out really quick. which is probably why John has (2?) of them ordered. They also include a built in tracker of sorts to make music on which I would really like to try out.

Most people are just ordering them as a replacement for their old broke handhelds which don’t have great screens which is fine, but knowing John he’ll play with it for 2 minutes and just let it collect dust. He’ll see it has no SD card slot to load up roms, get mad and forget about. These things are for hardcore enthusiasts, which unless you already have a bunch of cartridges it supports or plan on getting them it’s useless.
 
Brandon, I consider you a friend, but unlike natal woman John Walker Flynt, you have a cock, which means END your pathetic life immediately.

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Also quit your job, order everything online, and don't waste time seeing friends and family. Going to Hollywood movies on opening night is fine though.

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It's almost like most Americans know that railroading yourself into taking tens of thousands of dollars of debt to get an Africana Studies degree is not always a path to success and don't want to pay for other people's re,tardation.

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I legitimately want to know how student loans are so different from car loans, mortgages, etc. It's a debt that you fucking agree to, you sign on the dotted line that you acknowledge you're accepting a debt for goods or a service (in this case, college "education") and you are obligated to pay it back. That's how economy works, regardless of how stupid what you're paying for is. Oh boo hoo, your gender fluid nigger studies degree didn't net you an actual job that can pay it off? How is that any different than buying a house or car you can't afford? Your lender can't repo the education you got, so they have to get the money back some way, and if that means wage garnishment and you being forced to work an actual job to pay off your debt, so be it. I have no pity for dumbass kids who cry about having to pay back something that they agreed to. There are no predatory loans, just loans you were too stupid to read the agreement of before you signed off.
 
Also quit your job, order everything online, and don't waste time seeing friends and family. Going to Hollywood movies on opening night is fine though.

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They never were, John. We knew that quite literally a century ago, when it was determined that mask wearing had no effect on the transmission of the Spanish flu (a pandemic that actually killed tens of millions of people at a time when the world's population was a quarter of what it is today). Somehow, the entirety of the medical profession forgot about that and insisted that they totally work this time, without ever really explaining why. Trust the Science™, I guess.

Your magic N95s aren't gonna do much either, when you get right down to it. Not only do most people wear masks improperly anyway (I laugh anytime I see a mask over a beard), you're probably readjusting it constantly, moving it around when it gets uncomfortable, and so on, reducing its effectiveness every time you do. And even if it did have a noticeable impact on your ability to catch or transmit disease, do you seriously want to walk around muzzled all day, every day, for the rest of your goddamn life? I mean, if that's your fetish, fine, but don't go forcing it on everyone else.

I thank my lucky stars I live in a state that isn't consumed by coof paranoia. John may have done everything he could to escape the backwards South, but things are much more sane here compared to his enlightened utopia of Massachusetts.
 
Come Christmas Eve, the tree will be decorated with the dismembered bodies of Christian babies kidnapped from the cisheteropatriarchy as John and Frank celebrate the winter solstice.
Why not with John's testicles as an ornament and his severed dick at the top? They can even put LEDs in it, at least after flashing their EPROMs with alpha blades.
 
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