Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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That's just the stuff she boasts about on twitter too. You know there's a constant hum of background spending. Thousands of dollars a year on every new release game she'll play for an hour then uninstall. Subscriptions to every TV streaming service. Doubtless Frank is still paying for Wu's membership to The Wing even though she probably hasn't gone there since opening day. Peleton, Gym memberships, dozens of other little service charges that Wu uses once and then forgets about.
Not to mention daily/weekly boxes from Blue Apron, orders from DoorDash, Patreon donations to other troons, anime figurines, material for the 3-D printers, visits to Potbelly, and whatever costs are incurred from fixing whatever expensive item John breaks by showing off his l33t tech skillz.
 
about $80K

Fuck that's insane, even if Frank makes as much as we figure he does, that still leaves almost nothing for savings once you add up "normal" expenses (power, water, gas, mortgage, insurance, etc.)

I just can't imagine spending almost all my annual income on toys, yes I have my vices, but I also budget for them, and if I don't have the money to buy that 35 year old Glenfiddich, so be it. You can tell Flu has never had to suffer, or do without anything in his life, he has absolutely no concept of money or where it comes from. Without Frank he's living in a dumpster, at best.
 
I was just thinking today, I don't think the term "Champagne Socialist" really applies to Wu. The "Champagne" part implies there's a level of class to your conspicuous consumption which Wu doesn't have. We need something expensive, but never the less extremely chavvy. Burberry Socialist? Crack Socialist?

Also:

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Stop. You're killing me.
 
I was just thinking today, I don't think the term "Champagne Socialist" really applies to Wu. The "Champagne" part implies there's a level of class to your conspicuous consumption which Wu doesn't have. We need something expensive, but never the less extremely chavvy. Burberry Socialist? Crack Socialist?

Also:

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Stop. You're killing me.

New Study:
Scientists routinely misunderstand the meaning of "Globohomo"
 
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The amount of money I would pay to see Bill Burr or Don Rickles roast John would be… a lot. You don’t understand man? Is that why you chopped off your cock? You big dummy. You are a man.
 
Of course John believes Nintendo's marketing tool was a "difficult, comprehensive certification" (the requests on GTA are because the remaster is garbage not especially buggy)
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YOU KNOW I'M A GAME DEVELOPER RIGHT (no need to apologize)
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Wu is, of course, an expert on Operation Warp Speed because of Frank:
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AS THE WOMAN WHO CREATED TV SHOW LAW AND ORDER:
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LOLOL. Nintendo's "Seal of Quality" was just BS marketing in response to Atari flooding the market with shovelware, cheapening the console and hurting sales.

All Nintendo really did was limit each company from releasing no more than 5 games a year to keep the garbage to a minimum. It's why Konami created the Ultra Games label - to get around that restriction. The NES still had its share of stinkers, so the Seal really wasn't about "quality" as it was "quantity".
 
Of course John believes Nintendo's marketing tool was a "difficult, comprehensive certification" (the requests on GTA are because the remaster is garbage not especially buggy)
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YOU KNOW I'M A GAME DEVELOPER RIGHT (no need to apologize)
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Wu is, of course, an expert on Operation Warp Speed because of Frank:
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AS THE WOMAN WHO CREATED TV SHOW LAW AND ORDER:
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First, pretty sure Blowy Zoe would have a thing or two to say about who the laughable SVU episode was based on.

Second, Rev60 to this day still has a bug that makes it almost impossible to beat the final "boss." You're really taking bugs seriously, John.
They also removed the word "quality" from it almost 20 years ago.
I remember an old Seanbaby article from EGM back then making fun of the removal of "Quality," and he mockingly called it the "Nintendo Seal of Sealing." This is more or less irrelevant to the conversation, it's just something that's stuck with me such that I still call it that today.
 
Without Frank he's living in a dumpster, at best.
I like the idea that Frank's long game with John was he paid for him to chop his dick off, and now he's in the phase where he's making John hopelessly dependent, and the final phase of his sadistic long-term plan is to dump John and watch him flail around helplessly and eventually kill himself.

That is exactly what a sadistic Fu Manchu level chink like Frank would do.
 
LOLOLOL. John is still pushing that lie? The main victim in that episode was obviously based on Anita, with a secondary one based on Zoe. There was no shaved wookies or shambling baba yagas featured in the episode, so John is lying as usual.
 
I like the idea that Frank's long game with John was he paid for him to chop his dick off, and now he's in the phase where he's making John hopelessly dependent, and the final phase of his sadistic long-term plan is to dump John and watch him flail around helplessly and eventually kill himself.

That is exactly what a sadistic Fu Manchu level chink like Frank would do.
While we know Frank's an abusive scumbag, and while I would absolutely relish the sight of John falling flat on his ass without a penny to his name, I dunno. There's long games, and there's throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain over the course of more than a decade. At some point, you'd have to question whether whatever twisted pleasure you get from building up a dumbfuck and tearing them down was worth all that time and money. Like, if that's not gonna give him the best cooms for the rest of his life or something, it doesn't seem like the smartest investment.

But then again...given how John is increasingly camera shy (I don't remember the last time he appeared on video before that TWiT show), and how he's started taking to hat-wearing, his hairline is probably firmly entering male-pattern baldness territory. The multiple plastic surgeries are going to need touching up when they begin to sag as well. If Frank wanted maximum psychological damage, he'd probably want to dump John before another round of surgery or hair transplants, allowing his body to decay before his eyes, without the ability to pay for a crude simulacrum of his "female" face. If John resurfaced from under "Brianna's" skin, he'd be all the more likely to 41%. Just a thought.

And on top of that, most of the things that John has Frank buy for him are things that Frank wants too. They're both manchildren, after all, so all the toys and games that they've collected over the years would still go to good use, just by Frank alone. He could sell off the Porsches at a loss, but he'd at least get some money out of them. The only truly sunk costs are in John's surgeries and the scampaigns.

Regardless of Frank's intentions, John really doesn't know how good he has it. He's so oblivious to his privilege, completely unaware of how he would never find anyone else who would be willing to spend so lavishly on him. But who knows, he might have been better off if they'd never met. Maybe if he hadn't been enabled for all these years, he might have actually gotten the help he needed. Or maybe he'd just be a psycho troon in Denver, I dunno.
 
John's baldness is hilarious. He's a BALD MAN. This is great.

He is MALDING.
 
May as well at least try to have a good time if you're living in the poverty-stricken Deep South with ultraconservative religious parents who want to murder you in your sleep.

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May as well at least try to have a good time if you're living in the poverty-stricken Deep South with ultraconservative religious parents who want to murder you in your sleep.

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I think by '96 John was in his first or second year of college. If so, this tweet goes a long way to explaining how he spent ten years there without getting a degree.
 
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