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In my book the Original Sin of America was closing down the majority of looney bins. Now our country is the asylum hence John's got a blue checkmark of "importance."
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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He bought a thing
It'd be amazing to make a compilation of every time Wu's said "there's no reason to buy this latest piece of Apple tat" and then one week later "look what I got, guys!"
I remember at least two iPhones, one iMac, a number of macbooks and the homepod.
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Don’t forget the watches and pens. I’m also pretty sure he never trades in his old iPhones as he made a point of showing off that he has the top of the line model for every release going back to the original iPhone.
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Boomers didn't win WW2 you fucking imbecile. They were the post war generation.
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If Tim Cook literally took a mammoth shit and they slapped the Apple logo on it and charged $10K for it, John would spend Frank's money on it.
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Then immediately break it trying to show off his Godzilla-tier engineering skillz
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This is flying a bit close to the sun:
After all, what special healthcare does a monogamous, married, cis woman who says she's bisexual need beyond that a straight woman in the same circumstances needs? As opposed to a tranny whose rotting flesh wound nearly killed her via sepsis a couple of months ago?
After all, what special healthcare does a monogamous, married, cis woman who says she's bisexual need beyond that a straight woman in the same circumstances needs? As opposed to a tranny whose rotting flesh wound nearly killed her via sepsis a couple of months ago?
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Yay toys! I mean office equipment. For doing paperwork.
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I hate to contemplate the mutilations suffered by little John Flynt's G.I. Joe, fighting tranny from head to toe.
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You just know that John imagines himself to be the Baronness, even though he looks like Cobra Commander did in the animated GI Joe movie.
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Now I'm picturing John drunk on the toilet, sobbing as he peers down at the disaster between his legs: "I ... was once a man! A maaaan!"
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John is an authentic working class pundit. He grew up a mere 80 miles from poor and destitute nig,gers.
Obscene levels of productivity at Rebellion PAC, and it's only Tuesday, too.
Obscene levels of productivity at Rebellion PAC, and it's only Tuesday, too.
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I don't know a single Southerner who is anything but disgusted to hear a Yankee soyboy say "y'all."
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No, John - "y'all" is annoying AF when non-southerners use it to try realllly hard to come off as relatable and fall flat on their faces. It's the yankee equivalent of old people dropping Tik Tok memes to sound young and cool.
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Especially since they tend to use it in direct address as a substitute for singular you.
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I'm of Yankee stock but Southern-raised, can confirm: non-Southerners saying "y'all" is definite cringe. I might even go so far as to pull an SJW term and claim it's cultural appropriation.
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Around here the GI Joe figures had a flaw where moving the legs meant that sooner or later the crotch would fall off. Makes you think.
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The general view I've witnessed is That is OUR word, Yankee. Keep it out your mouth, Bless your heart. Plus you never use it correctly.
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Has John started freaking out about the VA election yet? Even though he's a Masshole.
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Y'all tends to give me a bit of conceptual whiplash these days between the types of people that try to push it more north and a childhood where half the time I would hear it punctuated with "faggots". It's weird.
That's why whenever my friends start to drift into it I put on my most texan twang and start saying "youse" like a real sophisticated new york, city slicker.
That's why whenever my friends start to drift into it I put on my most texan twang and start saying "youse" like a real sophisticated new york, city slicker.