Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Up on Vimeo. And it's as terrible as you'd imagine. Public access quality and mostly consisting of stolen news footage.

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1) 2016 was 439b0345909d6ef111fa04b58db04c9b05debcc3_hq.jpg for women

2) The minecrafty stock music is nearly drowning out Wu's lines and I am not sure if this is a good thing or not.

3) "I am Kermit the Frog and approve this message."

4) A
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Impressions: Unsatisfied with the results of his vocal chord shaving, John is either attempting a new, higher falsetto, or else his voice has been lightly digitally tweaked to sound higher and more feminine. Anyone know about such things who could tell one way or the other?

John doesn't appear in the entire ad, save the ever-popular MascaraCycle still image at the end, which John clearly thinks is the only pic he's ever looked feminine in in his whole life. It's more of an ad for FOX News than anything else.

As predicted, the silhouetted figure on the motorbike is unidentifiable. John has essentially admitted he can't ride the bike. Also; unlike us Kiwis, your average Mass. voter will not know who Wu is, and may not even recognize the figure on the bike AS Wu, seeing as how the shot occurs before Ye Olde InFamous Goth Brianna Wu shot leaning on Le MascaraCycle.

This is utter shit. Even for John, this is forgettable; he sounds timid and frightened....just garbage.

(This gome be great!)
 
Up on Vimeo. And it's as terrible as you'd imagine. Public access quality and mostly consisting of stolen news footage.

https://vimeo.com

He actually mentions Teen Vogue :story:

And I know John is neck deep in delusions but I can't believe how out of touch (with the people who would be voting for him) this ad is.
 
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Unless Wu has changed or heavily modified her bike that looks very different to the one she had posted pictures of before.

Also who wears high heels while riding a motorbike??
 
Up on Vimeo. And it's as terrible as you'd imagine. Public access quality and mostly consisting of stolen news footage.

https://vimeo.com

What the fuck was that?

If you're going to make a video, at least keep the videos the same resolution. And the image at the end too, why not just get a landscape image that looks a bit more professional.

This was just news reports cobbled together, combined with stock titles and Wu sperging over motorbikes.
 
That video is so amateurish and unprofessionally bad, I'm suffering secondhand embarrassment.

It comes off more parody than legitimate.

Nothing said of what exactly Wu plans to do or desires to change. Just plays a few news clips of "I don't like thing!" And as pointed out, never actually appearing in the Ad for people to see who's talking to them; so there's that lack of being personal along with lack of professionalism. And using an ancient as fuck photo that's even less professional is truly the cherry on the shit sundae. Couldn't even try getting into a suit or anything to take a proper photo for purpose of this ad?

Wu is going to be absolutely fucking buried from this delusion.
 
Up on Vimeo. And it's as terrible as you'd imagine. Public access quality and mostly consisting of stolen news footage.

https://vimeo.com
If not for that motorcycle shot that's been shared on Wu's twitter I would've thought it's a parody video. Fucking hell, John, are you off your meds?
 
Interestingly, Wu used her personal Vimeo, so anyone watching this can easily access other Vimeos uploaded on the same channel, such as these ones of Frank being an absolute sped:


or 100% true and honest phonecalls from Goobergrape like this:

Or attempts to seem like a fun couple:
 
And using an ancient as fuck photo that's even less professional is truly the cherry on the shit sundae. Couldn't even try getting into a suit or anything to take a proper photo for purpose of this ad?

It's weird that the one thing that Wu isn't batshit delusional about is that she's hideous. I mean, apart from the "I could have been a teen model" lies that is. She never appears in photos with Frank or takes selfies. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she turns in to a Micheal Jackson level plastic surgery obsessive later in life.
 
Up on Vimeo. And it's as terrible as you'd imagine. Public access quality and mostly consisting of stolen news footage.

The first things Wu's ad shows is news footage about Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" remark and a discussion about abortions - two things that he'll never have to worry about.

For some reason, there's footage of someone who is not Wu riding off on a motorcycle (why is this relevant to the ad?) and mentioning how he "beat gamergate" (hahaha keep telling yourself that, John), because that's certainly something that most people know or care about!

Then Johnny ends it with that glamour shot of him next to the bike he never rides, because it's one of the few pictures where he somewhat manages to approximate the appearance of a woman.

Nowhere in the ad does Mr. Flynt mention what he's going to do or how he's going to go about it. It's less "political campaign ad" and more "virtue signalling for asspats and attention".
 
Sorry to go on about this, but....

I'm now 100% sure that is at least not Wu's bike, and therefore probably not her.

She owns an 09 Honda CBR600rr (or at least has posed for pictures with one and told people that is her bike). The rear of that model has a triangular license plate holder (which can bee seen in Wu's own pictures) and an in-line under seat exhaust. It also doesn't have the little spoiler thing right at the back above the lights as seen in the video.
 
The first things Wu's ad shows is news footage about Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" remark and a discussion about abortions - two things that he'll never have to worry about.

For some reason, there's footage of someone who is not Wu riding off on a motorcycle (why is this relevant to the ad?) and mentioning how he "beat gamergate" (hahaha keep telling yourself that, John), because that's certainly something that most people know or care about!

Then Johnny ends it with that glamour shot of him next to the bike he never rides, because it's one of the few pictures where he somewhat manages to approximate the appearance of a woman.

Nowhere in the ad does Mr. Flynt mention what he's going to do or how he's going to go about it. It's less "political campaign ad" and more "virtue signalling for asspats and attention".
Sorry to go on about this, but....

I'm now 100% sure that is at least not Wu's bike, and therefore probably not her.

She owns an 09 Honda CBR600rr (or at least has posed for pictures with one and told people that is her bike). The rear of that model has a triangular license plate holder (which can bee seen in Wu's own pictures) and an in-line under seat exhaust. It also doesn't have the little spoiler thing right at the back above the lights as seen in the video.
Both of you guys; This is great stuff! Can we quantify the reasons why this is NOT Wu? I think this would be a fabulous addition to the wiki, and further proof that even on Wu's own terms.....Wu is a liar.

'Course, I could also see the obvious Wu response here: "I never intended for people to think that was me!"

Even though that was clearly the intention.
 
It's weird that the one thing that Wu isn't batshit delusional about is that she's hideous. I mean, apart from the "I could have been a teen model" lies that is. She never appears in photos with Frank or takes selfies. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she turns in to a Micheal Jackson level plastic surgery obsessive later in life.

I actually don't find that weird at all. John's transition was mildly successful in terms of appearance, but as he's gotten older the gilding is wearing off and he's looking more and more freakish and unsettling. Of course he's aware of it; the worse he looks the more he spergs out about being an authentic woman and "deadnaming" and all the rest. There's a reason recipients of sexual reassignment surgery have a suicide rate that's right in the stratosphere.
 
I was going to say don't get your hopes up, but you're right.. that isn't Wu's bike.

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Wu's bike doesn't have the prominent exhaust or the handle on the back for pillion passengers. Stock video?
 
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