Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Ichimaru Gin said:
Okay seriously, these are the most autistic slogans in history.

Foro starters they are fucking useless in a polítical race because nobody knows or cares about who the fuck Brianna Wu is, and they don't express any goals or ideals other than "ELECT ME".

I cannot believe she doesn't see that this shit is dead on arrival
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Fortunately, Flynt/Wu's opponents have have a great slogan that practically writes itself and rolls off the tongue in a most satisfying manner: Screw Wu!
 
Makes me think of a fill-in-the-blank caption to play with.

"I have no ______ and I must scream"
 
Kiras left nipple said:
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Flynt/Wu seems to have an odd idea of how legislative bodies work.

He appears to believe that anyone who is elected gets to "pass laws."

In reality, if Flynt/Wu were elected, he could introduce legislation. His bills would be referred to the appropriate committee. They would never be heard of again.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Ah catfish, just like how Frank met John...

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1) how do you make that much mess preparing and cooking food? The hob is covered in oil despite hardly using any and the work surface is covered in herbs.

2) What the hell is Wu cooking up in that sink too? Looks like stagnant water thats been there for a while, the cups are covered in something and the whole sink is in dire need of a fucking good scrub/incineration

3) Frank: "Brianna lemme just squeeze my pie hole into the picture, everyone loves it when they see my cries for help"
 
She's not running for anything. Even local offices require a ton of work just to get on the ballot. You have to make nice with the party, fill out a bunch of paperwork, and get a ton of signatures. These things have strict deadlines. And if you pass that, you need to raise a bunch of money for mailers, yard signs, and other forms of marketing. You need to shake hands in the community, show up for debates, and answer tough questions.

This is someone who sleeps till noon and then spends the rest of the day playing video games or tweeting. She's been unemployed for years now. She's too lazy to clean her own house. She couldn't make it through a heavily moderated Slashdot AMA without throwing a tantrum. In 2 years Brianna Wu will be doing the same thing Brianna Wu does now, nothing. She knows it, we know it, and I'd guess deep down inside the handful of weirdo followers know it too.
 
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