Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Sissy Galvez said:
So what's the spin on John representing Bustle on Election Eve? Is there an overflow celebration for Hillary across town? Or is it another alternative blogging event?
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Fixed that for you.

I'll see myself out.

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
According to professional journalist and genius-at-large Flynt/Wu it was vocal "chord" surgery. Not sure what that involves, but it will be interesting to hear him speak in an A-flat minor seventh.
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I'm picturing one of those "[X] in G Major" YouTube Poop videos.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
According to professional journalist and genius-at-large Flynt/Wu it was vocal "chord" surgery. Not sure what that involves, but it will be interesting to hear him speak in an A-flat minor seventh.
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Let's be honest, Wu's a diminished inverted.
 
If Hillary wins, we'll get some amusing smug bullshit to laugh at.

If Hillary loses, we'll get a salt blizzard.

Either way, I expect John will provide us many, many laughs very soon.
 
Optimus Prime said:
How the fuck do you get .5 of a woman?

More obvious question with no answer: how does Wu even know these characters? They can't.
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If there's anyone who can identify someone who's half woman, it's Flynt/Wu. Gotta go with the expert on this one.
 
Cynical said:
Either way, I expect John will provide us many, many laughs very soon.
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Yup, we will hear all about "inactive voter" John Flynt personally providing rides to ni.ggers darkies "people of colour" to vote #ImWithHer at the polls tomorrow. A Clinton victory will singlehandedly be the result of John Flynt's commitment to American democracy.

Meanwhile Natalie can't get to the polls tomorrow because John insists that she stays at the office till 9 PM so he can educate her about the history of Nintendo
 
Elbe said:
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Was this one deleted?
 
NotAKitty said:
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of twitter slapfights, fought by Tumblrites and troons. War, and its consumption of trans* life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged female software engineers ride ID tagged motorbikes, use ID tagged Apple devices. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their snarling. Gender control. Information control. Emotion control. Journalism control. Everything is tweeted, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of muhsoggyknee has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from Gamergate MRA redpillers. And she who controls the Twittersphere, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes autistic.
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Wu...Wu never changes....
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Well John you have experience with neither so I don't know what your basis of comparison is.

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Traveling for work is amazing because your employer is required to pay you to sit on your ass and read the net. I get overtime for travel. John Walker Flynt would never know this because he has never had a job, let alone one that pays him to travel. Pretend game dev and pretend journo isn't a job lmao
 
John is ecstatic about Dicksville, which is a bit ironic coming from someone who is basically an illegal immigrant in Vaginaville

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And it is unsurprising that a lifelong political activist like John manages to butcher one of the most common American election aphorisms. It's supposed to be "As Ohio goes, so goes the nation"
 
millais said:
John is ecstatic about Dicksville, which is a bit ironic coming from someone who is basically an illegal immigrant in Vaginaville

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And it is unsurprising that a lifelong political activist like John manages to butcher one of the most common American election aphorisms. It's supposed to be "As Ohio goes, so goes the nation"
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I hope Trump batters Hillary just for the salt.
 
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