Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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For Christ and God's sakes

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AprilRains said:
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"Children are expensive, just like sports cars, but they don't have to be! All it takes is some engineering know-how, and you can handle most of the education and medical modifications your little tyke will ever need. No need to send them to school or take them to a doctor or dentist!" - John, probably
 
Sexy Peach Emoji said:
"Children are expensive, just like sports cars, but they don't have to be! All it takes is some engineering know-how, and you can handle most of the education and medical modifications your little tyke will ever need. No need to send them to school or take them to a doctor or dentist!" - John, probably
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If John somehow kidnapped a child he would probably treat it much like his dogs, leaving it in filth and squalor and never even bathing it.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
"become a parent" is that what women are calling it nowadays

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Lol, when John himself becomes a parent, the only thing he would do with his child is just treats them like a dog, and spergs how hard it is to take care of kids and childbirth like nothing would happen.
Honestly, his children would be belonging to the category of "abducted children" instead of just basic children or "adopted children" and he'll just continue treat these children from the major category like an asshole who refuses to take care of their dogs, leaving them absolutely fucking nothing and just calls their name "Rebop" for whatever reason.
 
Sexy Peach Emoji said:
"Children are expensive, just like sports cars, but they don't have to be! All it takes is some engineering know-how, and you can handle most of the education and medical modifications your little tyke will ever need. No need to send them to school or take them to a doctor or dentist!" - John, probably
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I could smell the kid burning so I just made it run around in the dark.
 
AprilRains said:
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I dunno why this makes me laugh so much.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Well, "become a parent" sounds a lot better than an accurate description of John's sole option -- "kidnap a child."
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"Save a child from gamergate."
Sexy Peach Emoji said:
"Children are expensive, just like sports cars, but they don't have to be! All it takes is some engineering know-how, and you can handle most of the education and medical modifications your little tyke will ever need. No need to send them to school or take them to a doctor or dentist!" - John, probably
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Last night I had an idea like that. A serial killer who started out taking apart things like legos and putting them back together, then taking apart small electronics, then just keep going that way till he realizes that humans are the most complex machine there is to take apart.
 
For the Mississippi Baffle to breed, first he would have to find another of his species. This seems unlikely.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Today's the day for vaginal realignment surgery!

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I can think of a few: Can he post a high school graduation photo? High school prom photo? College graduation photo? I want to see photos of the strong brave girl that grew into this true and honest woman. You know, to inspire future gamergate survivors.
 
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