Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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fuckidunno said:
Yeah, but to be fair, they only won because of the indirect aid the Rebellion PAC gave by raising progressive awareness.
So, in a way, it could be said* that John was actually responsible for all those victories!
his stepping down was both selfless and expert gaming of the system using weak Pareto optimization learned through speed-running

*The only one who would say that is John though
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I wish he would say something that stupid, especially because 5/8 of the candidates who beat incumbents in primaries are Republicans.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
The model changes as well in all three tweets above.
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Of course it does, it's far more difficult to keep bullshit straight, because that's exactly what it is, bullshit. Flu has yet to figure that out, and as a pathological liar and a narcissistic situational conformist to boot, he'll just keep right at it. See a situation on twatter where a few random people are talking about a Ford Fusion??? "MUH PORSCHE COST $xxxxxx!" Observe some people talking about random exercise equipment??? "MUH PELOTON AND $20,000 TREADMILLS! LOOK ON IN AWE PEASANTS!" As long as the screaming celestial paypig's paychecks keep rolling in, Flu can be a pathological liar in relative peace.
 
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Brianna shilling hard right now
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"I grew up in mississipi and the black people i used to grow up with... and of course all the harassment i recieved during gamergate"
 
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Dizzydent said:
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Brianna shilling hard right now
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"I grew up in mississipi and the black people i used to grow up with... and of course all the harassment i recieved during gamergate"
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So instead of speaking from a booklined office displaying volumes on history, politics, economics, and other relevant topics, John screeches from a gaming chair in front of two short shelves partially filled with sci-fi and horror paperbacks. That alone should scare off any potential donors with IQs above 90.

And what's up with Bucky Beaver John? Are his teeth shifting?

Finally, as John would write -- PRO TIP: Parting your hair in the middle doesn't cure male pattern baldness.

Does the Water Buffalo not notice any of these tiny problems with his executive director?

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What's with that drooping right eyelid? And is that a vein popping up on his gigantic forehead above his right eye? Fashion Model John is not aging well at all.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
So instead of speaking from a booklined office displaying volumes on history, politics, economics, and other relevant topics, John screeches from a gaming chair in front of two short shelves partially filled with sci-fi and horror paperbacks. That alone should scare off any potential donors with IQs above 90.

And what's up with Bucky Beaver John? Are his teeth shifting?

Finally, as John would write -- PRO TIP: Parting your hair in the middle doesn't cure male pattern baldness.

Does the Water Buffalo not notice any of these tiny problems with his executive director?

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What's with that drooping right eyelid? And is that a vein popping up on his gigantic forehead above his right eye? Fashion Model John is not aging well at all.
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She kinda looks like the “TRIGGERED” meme now, doesn’t she?
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Dizzydent said:
"I grew up in mississipi and the black people i used to grow up with... and of course all the harassment i recieved during gamergate"
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Did Brianna Wu really said that?

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
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What's with that drooping right eyelid? And is that a vein popping up on his gigantic forehead above his right eye? Fashion Model John is not aging well at all.
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Kinda looks more like this.
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Oh he got a $20,000 treadmill for $700? Weird how that one increases in value while the Porsche just gets cheaper and cheaper. Well, the treadmill actually cost both more and less money to buy in the past.
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He implies that he repaired it but he obviously did not:
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The model changes as well in all three tweets above.
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Bri Bri should give the last repairman (obviously a man since it wasn't done to bri bri standards) a break. That thing has VQV ™ - variabl quantum vectoring by Porsche
where every time the treadmill is observed its quantum state changes and it changes model, becomes more broken and gets more expensive (entanglement)
I think that's to make it more challenging as you start sprinting ultramarathons like bri
Just writing the service manual has got to be a bitch

and anyway did bri really expect a unit that was sold on the cheap as broken to be repaired correctly? why did she think it was so cheap??
 
Kosher Dill said:
That gamer chair amuses me to no end :lol:
One minute we've got Big-Flexing Cash Wallet John talking about his sports cars and treadmills, the next minute he's proudly sitting in some cheap Chinese heap of junk.
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Why the hell not? He married one.
 
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Who are you to question the sexy speedrunner marathoness black engineer princess queendigo marketing whiz?

I'm still disappointed she didn't go with her Broanna Wu concept.

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