Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Norvic said:
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What the hell is the point of that shit supposed to be?
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED, SO MUCH MORE AWARE
BY BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE WU

'Tism and my tardiness aside (it's impressive how much time can pass while you're horrified by a gunt), I'm in awe of how bad the ad is. Others have already said it, but it's just terrible.
Brevity is the soul of wit, and it took Brianna 2 whole minutes just to say "Vote (Democrat)" so this part is accurate.

The first 45 seconds add nothing to the ad. The clips of the crazy Kavanaugh trial lady take another 10 seconds despite her being a L for the Dems and not having much to do with Trump. That's almost a full minute of pointlessness, good job Brianna.

Without that we're left with the Tiki Torch Enthusiasts, three retards in KKK robes, Kids In Cages, Muh Russia and Corona-chan. All of which have been talked about so much people have grown numb to them.

Then there's "WE'VE ALL GONE NUMB TO SURVIVE THE LAST FOUR YEARS.", while the ad starts by showing protests against Trump from all the way before the guy was inaugurated.

Fucking hell. If you really, truly must, make short and focused ads that each showcase one of Trump's bad points and end with the "Vote" spiel. Don't cram everything into one long pointless video with half the airtime being flashy colors for the special viewers to go "oooooh pretty" at. I wish I could tell Wu to get her shit together and do better, but I know this is her "better".
 
Yes surviving the last four years was nearly impossible, but luckily I had multiple porsches, game systems, personal gyms, and a thousand dollar watch to keep me alive.
 
Agent of Z.O.G. said:
Did Cenk acknowledge the PAC he's supposedly running yet?
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TYT posted about it on social media and they talked about it on the show a couple days ago. I'm not coughing up the shekels to find out what was said. I'm sure it's same generic shit from the social media announcements. They have a subreddit where you can show your support.
 
break these cuffs said:
TYT posted about it on social media and they talked about it on the show a couple days ago. I'm not coughing up the shekels to find out what was said. I'm sure it's same generic shit from the social media announcements. They have a subreddit where you can show your support.
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Is there a "subreddit" where I can show my disgust?

(Just kidding. I wouldn't darken said doorstep on a dare.)
 
nets_awesome said:
You guys I’m just like everyone else; im budget conscious! I only spent $1200 on a watch, $6000 on a used Porsche, $30k on a new one, close to $1000 on crappy half size arcade cabinets from Walmart, every iPhone that’s ever come out, a Peloton, and $1000’s on Pay2Win games.

I’m just like you guys, though. I understand what it’s like to not afford things!
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A lot of people trip over this little lie of John's. Yes, he frequently used to post about how "you can get a used Boxter like mine for $6000!", but he never said that's what he paid. He was tapdancing around the fact that he paid $18000 for his little silver disaster.
 
Leibowitz said:
A lot of people trip over this little lie of John's. Yes, he frequently used to post about how "you can get a used Boxter like mine for $6000!", but he never said that's what he paid. He was tapdancing around the fact that he paid $18000 for his little silver disaster.
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And in any case, a Porsche is the very pinnacle of practical, affordable transportation that everyone looks for, said no one ever. Yes you too can buy a clapped out $6000 Porsche, and for another six grand you might actually get it on the road.
 
Squadrilent said:
Is there a "subreddit" where I can show my disgust?

(Just kidding. I wouldn't darken said doorstep on a dare.)
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Just as I expected, that subplebbit is a dumpster fire, most they got is 5 comments.

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"The First Rebellion PAC Ad performed so well that they have decided to place a major media buy across several swing states."
kek, who are they kidding
 
broke: election saga
woke: rebellionpac saga
bespoke: twitter fight with William Shatner saga
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edit: Magdaline Visaggio might've jumped in on Team Wu (or at least attacked The Shat over tranny stuff), but I'm not entirely sure because she(?) protected her twitter account immediately upon being quote-tweeted by Shatner.
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Optimus Prime said:
Complete misrepresentation of the facts? What, the part about the catapult?
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Yes. John literally said that you can drop rocks from the moon like it's a big airplane flying around the earth. It was so spectacularly retarded that it was mocked on national TV programs.
 
Oh no, I hope Shatner dunking on the Mississippi Baffle doesn't kill off all of the great enthusiasm I see everywhere for the new PAC!
 
Tasty Tatty said:
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To be fair, at the time John was tripping on Ambien and the 5 minute high from getting the newest Apple toy he screamed at Frank to buy him.

But seriously...I bet John's axe wound twitched with joy at the thought of having a Twitter slapfight with Shatner to boost his clout and virtue signal....until Captain Kirk dropped a moon rock on him. Poor John needs to learn that Shatner doesn't fuck around and plays for keeps.

Someone needs to photoshop Wu into that scene where Kirk drops a giant rock on an alien in classic Trek.
 
I can't be the only one who has been hoping and praying for Shatner to dumpster Flu again.

Oh Captain my Captain, I'd follow ye to the gates of hell... (or watch you shit on a deranged troon on twatter, that works too)
 
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