Hey kids! Do you know what time it is? Yep, it's time for Bullshit Stories starring Brianna Wu's imaginary friends.
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And that boy's name was
Albert Einstein Kurt Cobain.
Come off it, Wu. I'm almost a decade younger than you, and I didn't go to a Christian private school, and I'm fairly sure I didn't know what gay even was when I was 10 years old.
Edit: It does occur to me though, an extraordinary number of Wu's friends have committed suicide. Maybe all these stories are true, and she just doesn't realise the cause.