Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Anti Fanta said:
Why doesn't Wu run in Mississippi or wherever they're from? He never talks about District 8 and is always reeling off stuff about the South like that's where their heart lies. If they were true and honest progressives surely helping the poors and the blacks in the South by defeating the evil Republicans would be a better thing to do than running against a Dem in comfortably middle-class Massachusetts.
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Mississippi has a lot of Bayou, so the people who want to vote to send Swamp Thing to congress have the option of voting for an actual Swamp Thing, and not merely having to settle for a shambling balding man with an inverted penis in an unwashed dress.
 
Troon Anthropologist said:
The worst part about this statement is that this thread borders on the absurd so often that I can't even tell if you just whipped that one up or if he actually claimed this.
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I can't find the source, but John claimed that, as a Senate intern whose safety was essential to the nation's survival, he was taken to some sort of top secret, secure facility on 9-11.

In reality, he was passed out on the floor of his apartment in an Ambien stupor and didn't hear about the attacks until Sept. 15.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I can't find the source, but John claimed that, as a Senate intern whose safety was essential to the nation's survival, he was taken to some sort of top secret, secure facility on 9-11.

In reality, he was passed out on the floor of his apartment in an Ambien stupor and didn't hear about the attacks until Sept. 15.
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Shamefully enough I only found an old post of myself repeating the story.

Looking around it seems to be from his pre-GG, pre-Twitter days, so it has to be one of the lies he passed around college(like the stabbing and amnesia) or livejournal/troon forum that he then dropped in favor of claiming to have been an investigative journalist during college and all that shit. It has to be somewhere in one of the threads but google might have soured on the farms so I'm getting lots of results like this: https://cews.africa-union.org/AfricaBrief/entityedition/en/2071515.html (it's actually Wu related, for some reason)

Sorry @Mola Ram and @Troon Anthropologist
 
Where's the fucking expose on Lynch's TV appearances, John?

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Peace and Harmony said:
Where's the fucking expose on Lynch's TV appearances, John?

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I'm sure the voters of District 8 are thrilled by this. They can all identify with a wealthy white male who has never had a job whose sole hobbies are buying Porsches, playing shitty video games from Square Enix, getting bitch slapped on Twitter, and chopping his own cock off.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
His last tweet, “that’s good game design”?

You mean the basic principle of every MMO for the last 30 years? Are you high in ambien again John?
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The second tweet is of course the usual nonsense, but in fairness, it *is* an excellent expansion. It's fun for men, women, *and* genderless Lurch golems.

On further thought, I'm mildly surprised that Wu hasn't claimed to have a pre-med background based on having extensively leveled all three healers in Final Fantasy XIV.
 
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Mr Snoid said:
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Of course, Working Class Hero John would rather plagiarize than pay working stiffs 99 FUCKING CENTS for royalty-free use of their song.

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John's track:

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The track he lifted (sample):

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Cut to the Chase by Royalty Free Music Crew on Amazon Music - Amazon.com

Check out Cut to the Chase by Royalty Free Music Crew on Amazon Music. Stream ad-free or purchase CD's and MP3s now on Amazon.com.
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I'd like to see John explains what makes his Mac a "good tool" for EDM. What production suite that isn't available on Win/Lin makes it better? (a competent and experienced producer might have a good answer, but John is neither of those)

"A Porsche is a good tool for getting your fat ass to Potbelly's."
 
Ghostse said:
Mississippi has a lot of Bayou, so the people who want to vote to send Swamp Thing to congress have the option of voting for an actual Swamp Thing, and not merely having to settle for a shambling balding man with an inverted penis in an unwashed dress.
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Do not bring your evil here........
 
Particle Bored said:
I'd like to see John explains what makes his Mac a "good tool" for EDM. What production suite that isn't available on Win/Lin makes it better? (a competent and experienced producer might have a good answer, but John is neither of those)

"A Porsche is a good tool for getting your fat ass to Potbelly's."
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Logic Pro is super powerful and used by lots of pros but Ableton (available on Windows) is probably still the most used by EDM/techno producers.
 
Anti Fanta said:
Logic Pro is super powerful and used by lots of pros but Ableton (available on Windows) is probably still the most used by EDM/techno producers.
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And Cubase is on Windows. (been awhile since I've been around the scene, but it seemed to be the go-to some years back)
 
By 1% John I assume you mean 60+% of Americans who own their own homes and usually before they turn 40 because they're not cockless unemployed idiots.

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Snowflake Buster said:
Brianna Wu (or any lolcow) + AI Portraits website =
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Go nuts!
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The site says the AI was trained with thousands of renaissance paintings -- which never include smiles -- so John looks somber in both pics, despite his gaping maw in the originals. The AI wouldn't have seen glasses either; it's fascinating how it tries to incorporate John's glasses as deep set eye orbits.

Turning his hair into a cowl is a funny bonus.
 
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