Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Yesterday Brianna Wu made an appearance in my dreams

Frank Wu was sleeping on the couch with his mouth open after work and Wu decided he was gonna further emasculate him on Twitter so he decided to ironically dudebro teabag him. He dropped his trousers but squatted too deep over him and some mangled neovagina lint and fleshy parts fell in Frank's mouth and he started to cough

I woke up it was so gross.
 
John's obviusly going to be grafting his ballsack to his skull in an attempt to further resemble his horrifying creations.
 
Lunachu said:
Think John will insist that the surgical team be entirely female?
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You know how Brianna gets when she's around women more successful than her. Just imagine how much transplaining will be going down if she got a woman surgeon.
 
I wonder if she actually injured her vocal cords trying to do her autistic impression of a female voice, and this is just to fix the damage.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Wu says the operation is "Vocal chord Surgery". Is John trying to feminize his voice?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/778961125782073347?p=v

EDIT: Elective Surgery, to more accurately become the womyn of his dreams. No privilege here, Sarge!
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"Devocalization (also known as ventriculocordectomy or vocal cordectomy and when performed on dogs is commonly known as debarking or bark softening) is a surgical procedure applied to dogs and cats,[1] where tissue is removed from the animal’s vocal cords to permanently reduce the volume of their vocalizations."

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devocalization
 
Has anybody archived those podcasts? If his voice changes drastically, I expect the old voice to disappear off the internets.
 
Picture of John, post op:

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Keystone said:
I wasn't aware they could cut off someone's dick twice.
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Its a well known fact that johns hands are huge as well as other parts of his body. There is no way to cut that much cock in one sitting.
Lunachu said:
Think John will insist that the surgical team be entirely female?
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Only womyn born womyn can understand my womyn problems... Now lop off my empty nutsack.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Just imagine how much transplaining will be going down if she got a woman surgeon.
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Probably very little. As soon as the transplaining started I suspect any surgeon with their wits about them would just crank the knock-out gas up to 11 and probably fire a few tranq darts in there for good measure.

The real heroes would of course make sure Johns mouth was firmly sewn shut before he regained consciousness.
 
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