Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Game is delayed again. Amazing.

I'll believe September 6th when it happens. The invisible phantom gamgat will strike again obviously.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

She's delaying it for the day after Labor Day?

Well, I guess when you're a jobless shut-in it all kind of bleeds together. Regardless, that game is so not coming out and Wu is searching for extra time and extra excuses.

EDIT: And an additional lol at the idea that Wu would ever willingly put a fat woman in anything she produces. I think it would make her flip her shit if someone drew her original self-insert, Brea Anatamata, as a dumpy, plain woman.

 

[AnimuGinger]

NEXT WEEK PREVAILS!

 

[Count groudon]

Delayed another week to 6 September

She's already blaming gamergate and dudebros. She has to be fucking terrified of what's happening right now.

 

[Luigi]

And no one was surprised.

 

[Superfly Johnson]

Deadline 10 is dead. Long live Deadline 11!

 

[Luminous Being]

I can't even pretend to be in any way amazed by the new delay. Just don't have it in me.

Edit: The trailer in the Kickstarter update is the old one that got "hacked" by GamerGate. LMAO GET THE FUUUUUUUCK OUT!

 

[Patrick Buttman]

At this rate, Half-Life 3 will be out and Brianna will still be posting updates on Rev 60, and how it was delayed for the 2813th time because of those darn grannygropers!

 

[Kiras left nipple]

another delay...

cant help but feel one of the dogs will be sacrificed to appease the delay deity...

 

[Luminous Being]

At this rate, Half-Life 3 will be out and Brianna will still be posting updates on Rev 60, and how it was delayed for the 2813th time because of those darn grannygropers!

Half-Life 3 will be announced by Robo Gaben (v. 60.3). Brianna and all of us will be long dead then.

 

[Richard Stabone]

The delay was the most predictable thing Wu has done.

Have to give her credit for how brazen she is. Telling your backers there is yet another delay as you tweet about playing video games at noon on a Wednesday.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

This is the most amazing thing to watch. How long does he think he can keep kicking it down the road?

Brazen isn't in it.

 

[Norvic]

She hasn't even logged in to steam in 14 days. Any competent dev would have uploaded a final build and sent it out to private beta testers to make sure they weren't going to be severely embarrassed on launch day. Wu seems to think she can just put it up last minute, untested, and everything will look after itself.

I really hope that it turns out her build doesn't work on some hardware and she gets flooded with negative reviews and refund requests. That would be suitable karma.

 

[Spellskite]

What the fuck is delaying a week going to accomplish? Wu isn't going to work on it.

 

[NG 070]

Brianna Wu, better than George Lucas

Wu clearly has never heard of Red Tails or Strange Magic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Did you see that bullshit in the third update?

 

[XYZpdq]

I know nothing about doing game things beyond building little levels in Doom twenty years ago, but is there any situation in the world where redoing "every single" anything not a massive amount of work?

 

[cunt_infinity]

"More than I initially guessed"

Wait, if he redid the lightning for an area, and then noticed that it took way too long, why the fuck did he still choose to redo the lightning for the whole game? ITS STILL GOING TO LOOK LIKE SHIT, THE MODELS ARE SHIT

 

[Luminous Being]

Did you see that bullshit in the third update?

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Brianna "Software Engineer and Professional Deisgn Specialist Extraordinaire" Wu GUESSED? That's certainly... erm... uncommon?

 

[July_4_1997]

Will be the worst thing to ever happen on that date.

Worse than 9/11, I'll grant you, but worse than Mariah Carey's Glitter? I'll take death by smoke inhalation any fuckin' day over that turd. Not even Brianna Wu could possibly stoop that low, lol.