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I honestly believe that losing his parents as a cash cow severely hurt John.
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I honestly believe that losing his parents as a cash cow severely hurt John.
Wait, is John claiming that Frank's parents somehow adopted him? Or is this some other part of the bullshit backstory that I missed?
John's just trying to add some extra zing to the old "adopted" lie.Wait, is John claiming that Frank's parents somehow adopted him? Or is this some other part of the bullshit backstory that I missed?
I honestly believe that losing his parents as a cash cow severely hurt John.
For a long time, John has claimed he was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Flynt of Mississippi. But all the evidence points to Mr. and Mrs. Flynt being his biological parents, and the false claim of adopted status is just used to score extra oppression points and cover for the fact that Mr. and Mrs. Flynt disowned John when he turned troon. To cover his tracks, John says that his (fake) biological mother anonymously dropped him off as an infant at a church orphanage and that's why there's no record of his real biological parents, but it's another lazy lie, since they don't do anonymous foundling drop offs any more.Wait, is John claiming that Frank's parents somehow adopted him? Or is this some other part of the bullshit backstory that I missed?
Okay, it's even stupider than I thought. Why am I even fucking surprised?For a long time, John has claimed he was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Flynt of Mississippi. But all the evidence points to Mr. and Mrs. Flynt being his biological parents, and the false claim of adopted status is just used to score extra oppression points and cover for the fact that Mr. and Mrs. Flynt disowned John when he turned troon. To cover his tracks, John says that his (fake) biological mother anonymously dropped him off as an infant at a church orphanage and that's why there's no record of his real biological parents, but it's another lazy lie, since they don't do anonymous foundling drop offs any more.
Correction - John's parents didn't cut him off for going troon. After John got out of rehab, the Flynts basically told him to grow up and get his shit together as they weren't going to just keep financing his every whim. John threw a hissy fit and left them of his own volition.For a long time, John has claimed he was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Flynt of Mississippi. But all the evidence points to Mr. and Mrs. Flynt being his biological parents, and the false claim of adopted status is just used to score extra oppression points and cover for the fact that Mr. and Mrs. Flynt disowned John when he turned troon. To cover his tracks, John says that his (fake) biological mother anonymously dropped him off as an infant at a church orphanage and that's why there's no record of his real biological parents, but it's another lazy lie, since they don't do anonymous foundling drop offs any more.
Um, rehab?
John was checked into rehab by his parents to treat an addiction to Ambien, of all things.Um, rehab?
But seriously. Ambien. John was in downtown DC and he couldn't score anything better than something out of the soccer mom starter kit?
This is fractal suckage. Each piece of suckage breaks into n identical pieces of suckage, which in turn break into n identical pieces of suckage, and so on.John had an ambien addiction that he went to rehab for.
A German automobile company founded over 100 years ago had ties to the Nazis? Why did nobody tell me hurr-durr.twist: the car IS GG/Alt-Right.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/german-car-maker-audi-reveals-nazi-past/
Also burning hundreds of thousands of dollars of your adoptive parents money on an idiotic venture is even worse, if you ask me.For a long time, John has claimed he was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Flynt of Mississippi. But all the evidence points to Mr. and Mrs. Flynt being his biological parents, and the false claim of adopted status is just used to score extra oppression points and cover for the fact that Mr. and Mrs. Flynt disowned John when he turned troon. To cover his tracks, John says that his (fake) biological mother anonymously dropped him off as an infant at a church orphanage and that's why there's no record of his real biological parents, but it's another lazy lie, since they don't do anonymous foundling drop offs any more.
Correction - John's parents didn't cut him off for going troon. After John got out of rehab, the Flynts basically told him to grow up and get his shit together as they weren't going to just keep financing his every whim. John threw a hissy fit and left them of his own volition.
So yeah, the truth is far more autistic than simply going troon. John's parents might have continued to enable their shithead son if he could even bother to put forth the slightest effort but that was too much for Brianna.
I mean, the over/under has got to be $4,000 like last quarter, right?It's October, which means FEC reporting time! Sometime in the next couple of weeks lulz will be had.
I'm particularly looking forward to this quarter, 'cos Wu said on this podcast that she had set herself the goal of raising a million dollars in those three months. I'm sure the sheer scale of her dismal failure will be impressive. There's also the matter of her supposed "office", the Star Wars and the Star Trek fundraisers to be resolved. It's going to be endless fun.
I mean, the over/under has got to be $4,000 like last quarter, right?
She didn't even do that. In one of her preGG interviews she talks about having to go back to the male modeler she hired to have him remove the jiggle bones from the character's tits.