Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Cynical]

I just checked the Mary Sue article comments for that Samus crap, those cowards neutered quite a bit of it.

 

[zedkissed60]

You wish, dude.

Speaking of "period", when is the last time you had yours, John?

 

[AnOminous]

Siiiiiighhhh....

It's right there in the teaser for the article. They weren't protesting the kid taking gym, they were protesting the student using the female locker room. There's a big difference between the two.

Because little girls should be forced to see dicks in school.

 

[Prick Baxter]

Not sure if this is new or not but here's John Flynt's resume from 2005. He worked for segregationist senator Trent Lott
http://web.archive.org/web/20020206005350/http://www2.netdoor.com/~jwflynt/

 

[Cynical]

The comments are shitting on this lunatic even worse than Wu.

 

[Accel_Rider]

I really, really hope Wu's denial of being a man will blow up in his face due to his recent crusade. Cause his chimpout will be amazing if that happened

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I really, really hope Wu's denial of being a man will blow up in his face due to his recent crusade. Cause his chimpout will be amazing if that happened

Just this recent crusade? Brianna has been setting the stage for a Chernobyl level meltdown for years with all the stuff she has out there regarding her gender.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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You wish, dude.

Speaking of "period", when is the last time you had yours, John?

He's only had one ever since becoming a woman.

Only problem is that he's still on that period.

Not sure if this is new or not but here's John Flynt's resume from 2005. He worked for segregationist senator Trent Lott
http://web.archive.org/web/20020206005350/http://www2.netdoor.com/~jwflynt/

Oh god what do we have here

• A cover graphic, really? Also looks pretty shitty - especially the fact the "W" and the "F" look like they're the same damn word.
• Rear cover graphic before the actual stuff in the resume? Foreboding. Also I can only imagine how much this shit cost to print because it's color gradient graphic backgrounds. (EDIT: Upon encouraged second looking, the "code" in the background of both cover sides appears to be the view source information from a Socially Unconcious voice reading script web document as the 'franchise' title can be plainly seen in caps within the text along with names of characters and all-caps scene directions)
  
• Contact information - oh god I'm having flashbacks to The Golden Knight. HOWEVER, if this is legit, then it's interesting to see the given major is business instead of whatever fucking STEM thing Wu claims they have. Also, the shit at the bottom of the page is formatted hordibly and everything in the blue screencap is illegible.
• At this point I notice that the names of the PDF files I'm looking at are Resume Revolution. If we needed any more confirmation that R60 is just Socially Unconcious with 60's sci fi shit smeared all over it, that would be it.
• The "introduction" is laughably full of shit, too. Personally managed a $150k film project? Funny how no record of such a thing exists.And the "education" section reeks of copy-pasting since those have to be hyperlinks just carried over, blue text and all. Also curious is how if this is a 2005 resume, this indicates he spent one semester at Ole Miss and then the next seven years at Millsaps since it still says he's at school. (EDIT: it's not 2005, at the latest it's 2002 - Wayback Machine only returns that this resume site stopped existing after the June 2002, as Oct. 2002 on returns nothing.)
  
• "Work Experience" is yet more poorly copy-pasted stuff - the idea he thought blurry textbook pictures was good is Chris-tier stupid - and kind of telling the only place he lasted for more than half a year is the same company he first states he's a majority stockholder in. Curiously, though, it says he has two U.S. Patents as well - get on it Kiwi's, we need to find those patents!
• For some reason the "Skill List" just takes me to the same page as "Work Experience." No surprise, I guess, they never had any skills to begin with.

And oh God...while the Wayback Machine can not properly show it, the missing asset box at the bottom indicates this had some 1977 James Bond theme playing in the background.

 

[CWCissey]

He's only had one ever since becoming a woman.

Only problem is that he's still on that period.



Oh god what do we have here

• A cover graphic, really? Also looks pretty shitty - especially the fact the "W" and the "F" look like they're the same damn word.
• Rear cover graphic before the actual stuff in the resume? Foreboding. Also I can only imagine how much this shit cost to print because it's color gradient graphic backgrounds.
• Contact information - oh god I'm having flashbacks to The Golden Knight. HOWEVER, if this is legit, then it's interesting to see the given major is business instead of whatever fucking STEM thing Wu claims they have. Also, the shit at the bottom of the page is formatted hordibly and everything in the blue screencap is illegible.
• At this point I notice that the names of the PDF files I'm looking at are Resume Revolution. If we needed any more confirmation that R60 is just Socially Unconcious with 60's sci fi shit smeared all over it, that would be it.
• The "introduction" is laughably full of shit, too. Personally managed a $150k film project? Funny how no record of such a thing exists.And the "education" section reeks of copy-pasting since those have to be hyperlinks just carried over, blue text and all. Also curious is how if this is a 2005 resume, this indicates he spent one semester at Ole Miss and then the next seven years at Millsaps since it still says he's at school. (EDIT: it's not 2005, at the latest it's 2002 - Wayback Machine only returns that this resume site stopped existing after the June 2002, as Oct. 2002 on returns nothing.)
  
• "Work Experience" is yet more poorly copy-pasted stuff - the idea he thought blurry textbook pictures was good is Chris-tier stupid - and kind of telling the only place he lasted for more than half a year is the same company he first states he's a majority stockholder in. Curiously, though, it says he has two U.S. Patents as well - get on it Kiwi's, we need to find those patents!
• For some reason the "Skill List" just takes me to the same page as "Work Experience." No surprise, I guess, they never had any skills to begin with.

And oh God...while the Wayback Machine can not properly show it, the missing asset box at the bottom indicates this had some 1977 James Bond theme playing in the background.

I would say I'm surprised Flynt went for 'Nobody Does It Better' but he really is that narcissistic. He should have gone for that other Carly Simon song...

 

[Francis York Morgan]

• The "introduction" is laughably full of shit, too. Personally managed a $150k film project? Funny how no record of such a thing exists.And the "education" section reeks of copy-pasting since those have to be hyperlinks just carried over, blue text and all. Also curious is how if this is a 2005 resume, this indicates he spent one semester at Ole Miss and then the next seven years at Millsaps since it still says he's at school. (EDIT: it's not 2005, at the latest it's 2002 - Wayback Machine only returns that this resume site stopped existing after the June 2002, as Oct. 2002 on returns nothing.)

Who writes four paragraphs for an objective statement on their resume? Not saying that my resume is the gold standard or whatever, but I think my objective statement is only three sentences.

Boy, this looks like a hot mess. I can't wait to go through this in more detail.

 

[zedkissed60]

Not sure if this is new or not but here's John Flynt's resume from 2005. He worked for segregationist senator Trent Lott
http://web.archive.org/web/20020206005350/http://www2.netdoor.com/~jwflynt/

Great find. Hilarious material.

John then goes on to list two colleges he went to, under different majors, and failed to graduate from. So his "biggest strength" is "accomplishing objectives", when his actions demonstrate he's a serial quitter.

Just the fact that he put that joke of a "resume" on such a monstrosity of a "website", then bizarrely split the "resume" into several pieces... just wow.

How did the private sector not nab this productive genius?

 

[Furina]

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Samus is a woman =/= Samus is a man who had his dick cut off and grew long hair.
I don't care how much you scream it from the top of your "moral" mountain, there is nothing that will make Samus inot what you want. The fucking entitlement that goes with this article is just mind-boggling. "Samus cannot be something I don't want to her be" is what you're saying.

As a woman, I find this whole thing to fucking insulting. Just because Samus shows some competency at what she does, she clearly cannot be a natural woman. She's too strong and smart to be a woman, she must be trans!
Fuck you and fuck anyone who thought this was a good idea.

How about you stop turning fictional and historical figures into your egotistical fanfiction Mary-Sues and start being the role models you want to see? Preferrably not the kind that is only inspirational because they killed themselves. Though in Brianna's case I guess it would be alright...

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Jesus Christ, you're just a fucking martyr aren't you, Brianna? You sacrifice so much of your life towards helping defeat the tyranny of your imaginary enemy. You're like a solider whose had their arms and legs blown off. You're like Joan of Arc being burnt at the stake. Everything you hold precious has been taken from you.
Oh no, wait...
You're living fat off the money from your idiotic supporters while you get lauded about by morons who think you know what you're talking about. No one one likes you, Brianna. You're a toxic, useless person only interested in making their own pointless fucking existence valid in the most useless way possible.

You're not a martyr.
You're not a forerunner.
You're a pioneer.
You're a lazy, stupid tranny who knows how to herd idiots.
You will be on the wrong side of history.
You will be remembered only as a terrible example of what happens when people are allowed to spew their vile venom without question.
You are feminism's Stalin.
You are the black mark on the history of transsexuals.

Sorry for the rants...

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

The fact that he included his comic reminds me of CWC's resume. It's not quite that bad but I'd say it's worse than that My Little Pony resume that became a bit of a meme a while back- at least that one followed the important rule of putting everything on one page.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Who writes four paragraphs for an objective statement on their resume? Not saying that my resume is the gold standard or whatever, but I think my objective statement is only three sentences.

Boy, this looks like a hot mess. I can't wait to go through this in more detail.

I guess now I know why anything that he does is a mess.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

And oh God...while the Wayback Machine can not properly show it, the missing asset box at the bottom indicates this had some 1977 James Bond theme playing in the background.

That's just the pop you need to get an edge in a competitive job market. A five-page resume on what I assume is a GeoCities-style site, constantly reloading the first three seconds of the James Bond theme in MIDI.

 

[Accel_Rider]

That's just the pop you need to get an edge in a competitive job market. A five-page resume on what I assume is a GeoCities-style site, constantly reloading the first three seconds of the James Bond theme in MIDI.

That sure gave him an edge

 

[Optimus Prime]

Who writes four paragraphs for an objective statement on their resume? Not saying that my resume is the gold standard or whatever, but I think my objective statement is only three sentences.

Boy, this looks like a hot mess. I can't wait to go through this in more detail.

What's interesting is how this doesn't mesh with the story about him coming to try and get a job at the Ole Miss paper one year after the first attempt - according to the resume, he only spent one semester there, not even a full year! As I think we can safely assume the story is true based on the psychotic behavior of Flynt we've recorded in all his life, this means his own resume is implying that he went to get a job at the Ole Miss paper when he was not even a student there anymore.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Not sure if this is new or not but here's John Flynt's resume from 2005. He worked for segregationist senator Trent Lott
http://web.archive.org/web/20020206005350/http://www2.netdoor.com/~jwflynt/

You've led us to the motherlode!
https://archive.org/stream/millsapscollegepurpleandwhite20002001
Search for "flynt" to find Socially Unconscious.
It seems like even the existence of his comic was overstated - there are only about 3 strips, and I don't see anything in the 2001-2002 archive either.
EDIT: there's a picture of him in the October 5 issue:

 

[zedkissed60]

Curiously, though, it says he has two U.S. Patents as well - get on it Kiwi's, we need to find those patents!

JohnWorld

Reality

And oh God...while the Wayback Machine can not properly show it, the missing asset box at the bottom indicates this had some 1977 James Bond theme playing in the background.

I'm laughing so hard right now. Epic fail.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You've led us to the motherlode!
https://archive.org/stream/millsapscollegepurpleandwhite20002001
Search for "flynt" to find Socially Unconscious.
It seems like even the existence of his comic was overstated - there are only about 3 strips, and I don't see anything in the 2001-2002 archive either.
EDIT: there's a picture of him in the October 5 issue:

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Oh my god. Just color in the forehead with black and you can tell Wu's face hasn't gotten any less masculine in the past two decades almost.

JohnWorld
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Reality
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I'm laughing so hard right now. Epic fail.

Try "John W Flynt" or "John Walker Flynt" - the middle initial could be important.

And goddamnit why does it have to be a fucking "W" there's enough shit similar between Wu and OPL's existences, their middle initial is just going too far.