New segment up. GethN7 features prominently.
I'll be posting the links when time allows. Thanks in advance to
@zedkissed60,
@Cubanodun,
@Francis York Morgan,
@Optimus Prime,
@Smutley, and everyone else who has been involved with chronicling this latest meltdown of Wu's, with special thanks to
@Cynical in particular. Your ability to salvage
all of Wu's tweets that she'd have otherwise burnt to the ground have given us the equivalent of a nuclear arms stockpile of Wu's Autism. If I missed you, it's not personal, I've been writing about Wu for nearly 3 hours and I'm running off caffeine and balls-0ut laughter.
You
all are to be commended for this, and are kredit to farms.
I also want to take this time to apologize to GethN7 if it seems like we're trying to focus too heavily on his antics, but he has, through his actions, given us
the perfect Wu. This incident truly
has it all, from Wu attempting to claim non-harassment is harassment, Wu bragging about flexing her muscle to silence a critic, Wu going after someone who by all accounts was playing by the rules, Wu willing to have someone harassed, Wu openly insulting someone who had done nothing wrong, and the piece de la resistance, Wu trying to insist he was somehow a threat to her life because Tyce wasn't fucking enough to completely discredit her.
GethN7, I may never meet you in person, or have the chance to talk to you directly, but I want you to realize the import of what you've done here. By simple virtue of being a good person and actually asking important questions, you've done the
entire internet a service that we may never be able to fully repay. Not only is this
fucking hilarious, but it gives us the perfect story to bookend Wu with on Lolcow Wiki.
If we were ever to meet, I would buy you a soda, good sir, and shake your hand.