Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Takayuki Yagami]

If actually prestigious, it's the online-only clickbait site attached to the pedigree of some formerly famous soon to be dead dead tree publication.

Like the upcoming profile of MovieBob by the New Yorker?
How far they have fallen from the likes of Hannah Arendt.

Wu couldn't beat Dragon Age 2's first few hours on its easiest difficulty.

Just saying.

nvm I'm confusing Wu and Dobson.

Neither of them would like the friendly fire for mages enforced in Origins.

 

[iceman2kuk]

Bit off topic, but how do you fail the tutorial bit of DA2? on Normal the game practically plays itself in fights if you let it....

 

[MehicTUH_92]

Bit off topic, but how do you fail the tutorial bit of DA2? on Normal the game practically plays itself in fights if you let it....

Never underestimate someone's skill or lack thereof

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh, fuck. I think I might've accidentally mixed up Dobson and Wu.

Sorry.

Don't think about that too much. Acknowledging that you fucked up makes you a better person than either of them.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally I find it kinda sad how they try to appeal to the "strong womyn" crowd by changing iconic male heroes to women.

Because the only real heroes are men. Only by turning a male hero into a woman can you get a female hero.

Sounds like a perfect fit for John Flynt's mentality!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'll never get over how Blondie Scrotumhair has a massive bulge since it was pointed out here

So is Holiday supposed to be pre-op? Or can Wu not tell the difference between a mons pubis and a trouser snake?

Tangentially, I've read that when drags and trannies pen any sort of wish-fulfillment fiction, they often are unable to avoid inserting a Mary Sue proxy to project themselves thusly into the idealized narrative in their ideal character; Ed Wood for example, who went by the drag name "Shirley", had a well established habit of including "Shirleys", whether ersatz or genuinely female, in many of his novels and unpublished manuscripts.

So who in Rev. 60, Election Eve, etc. is Wu's proxy?

 

[Cynical]

WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL!


When the hell have you EVER cared about ethics?

 

[Smutley]

WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL!

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When the hell have you EVER cared about ethics?

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Battletoads: The Most Accessible Game Ever

 

[D.Angus]

WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL!

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She does know that she can turn that stuff off right? Wu, why would you be so paran-

Oh.. Right.. We wouldn't want Microsoft catching you harassing yourself now would we?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL!

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When the hell have you EVER cared about ethics?

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Implying Wu could beat Battletoads by herself or with a friend.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

The real reason John hates Adam Sandler: he pulls it off better.

Spoiler: adam prettier than john

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As either gender adam sandler is prettier. Also he's better at producing flops and still getting rich as fuck which I'm sure hits wu right in the feels.

For the record I think the man is hilarious and don't give a fuck if people think I'm childish for laughing at the same retarded character over and over

Spoiler

I really like adam sandler too he's way underrated for an overrated actor

 

[zedkissed60]

Followers added since the end of October 2014

Anita Sarkeesian: 116,000
Zoe Quinn: 26,000
John Flynt: 16,000

Poor John.

 

[Andy27]

Followers added since the end of October 2014

Anita Sarkeesian: 116,000
Zoe Quinn: 26,000
John Flynt: 16,000

Poor John.

The funniest part is that Wu tries way harder to remain in the spotlight than Sarkeesian and Quinn combined.

 

[Cynical]

Yes Wu, we know Twitter is in your back pocket, you can stop gloating to the world about it:

 

[Cubanodun]

WINDOWS 10 IS EVIL!

[MEDIA=twitter]628582195402305537[/MEDIA]
When the hell have you EVER cared about ethics?

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>sperging about rare replay

fucking called it, i can guarantee you that he did not know about battletoads until he google it, and he doesnt know about perfect dark and jet force gemini that has a STRONK WOMIN as a playable character and he did not bitch about how conker bad fur day is problematic he has not played any game in that compilation SHAMEFUR DISPRAY JOHN

bonus

Spoiler: Fucking problematic shitlord

 

[zedkissed60]

"Twitter suspended almost 100 percent of my death threats this weekend!"

100% of zero is zero.

 

[Florence]

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Wu, writing "I love me" on the hand you wipe your ass with does not count.

But seriously, I do wonder what third rate shill rag this asshole is referring to.

Her Twitter account, I bet.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm pretty casual but when doom and fallout come out I will sit down and lose like an idiot until I can get used to the controls and pace of a modern game.

This is what we in the business call "gitting gud." Anyone can do it. You just gotta try and keep at it.

Dude, white Shaft.

You just need to say that to unleash the floodgates.

You're talking about Shaft?

I can dig it.


So one respectable choice, one mediocre choice, and one awful choice.

Don't you fucking judge me. I can't possibly be the only one who found the 2010 version of TR to be terrible.

Someone should let Wu know that most games have adjustable difficulty levels.

If you ever want the fucking funniest thing ever, check out Wu's PSN sometime. If a game isn't short, some artsy bullshit by Quantic Dream, or some niche title, she's not interested. The closest she ever comes to mainstream titles are things with mass appeal like Saint's Row IV. The tragedy is, Wu used to be better than this. I'm completely convinced that some part of Wu loves vidya, but she preaches this shit, not actually believing any of it, because it's what she needs to do for power, fame, and status.

 

[Cynical]

If he had any sense or spine, he'd quit being your bitch a long time ago:


Arthur, what the fuck, that doesn't make any sense.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'm guessing it was the speeder bike level. (Unless they kept grabbing and punching each other in level one)