Torchwood
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- Aug 11, 2013
You must draw this scene, Man. The internetz demand itI admit I was pretty young back when I lived in Massachusetts, but I can't say I can ever recall men walking around and slapping their penises ontop of table to announce themselves, unconsciously or otherwise. Or really, anywhere where I have lived.
Although I do find the scenario incredibly fucking hilarious. Just some random dude, walking up to a table, dropping his pants and slapping his junk on the table. Probably have to do a semi-squat in the process. He put his hands on his hips and looks from side to side, making sure people are staring at him. He cocks (no pun intended) his head back and dramatically waves at the table. "BEHOLD! I HAVE A PENIS! IS THIS NOT THE MOST WONDERFUL PENIS?"
And Brianna Wu is just sitting in the corner, holding her soylent green-whatever drink, eyes bulging out of her skull like a deranged, malnourished pug, vibrating with inexplicable rage. She throws her drinks aside and points at Table-Penis-Man, "OPPRESSION!"
And then from the back room, a horde of genderless imps appear. They are all four feet tall and three feet wide, their hair the color of a box of melted Crayola crayons, and they speak in a strange high-pitched whining noise. They approach the man, but never actually touch him. Instead they only honk out various sounds that vaguely sound like English and throw salt packets.
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...where the fuck was I going with this... ah well. Brianna Wu is a silly person.