Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Coldgrip]

[MEDIA=twitter]574627762289385473[/MEDIA]Chrono Trigger had QTEs?

Part of me is just kind of stunned. The other part isn't surprised she thinks this because I doubt she's ever played Chrono Trigger.

I really can't wait for people to start calling her out on this one.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

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Is that the main character's hair from Rev60?
If so that's a 10/10 shop man

 

[Positron]

Part of me is just kind of stunned. The other part isn't surprised she thinks this because I doubt she's ever played Chrono Trigger.

I really can't wait for people to start calling her out on this one.

No no we don't want anyone's penis on the table. It's triggering or some shit.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Chrono Trigger had QTEs?

Spoiler

There's kind of one when you are replacing Chrono in the battle with Lavos to prevent his death but, honestly, that barely counts. I'm guessing she Google'd something on the history of QTEs that may have listed it and is parroting the article.

 

[Godot]

Why is there money on the table in the picture of the panel? It is so out of place. It distracted me from everything else in the photo.

She's a master of the subliminal message of course. You want to give me the patreon bucks. Stop oppressing me by not giving me money. Can't you hear it?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Mr. Wu is certainly a worthy lolcow.

But he's not amusing, he's moved over to somewhat creepy and honestly a little dull.

Its the same dumbass shit every tweet, he needs a new angle to keep his audience entertained.

Maybe he should join the #killallmen group, I bet they'd love someone like Wu to be there spokeman.

 

[wheat pasta]

[MEDIA=twitter]574621112736309248[/MEDIA]
And now you're slapping your opinion on the net like your missing penis.

That's not even mansplaining or sexism, that's called "being an annoying douchenozzle." Women* can do it too, Wu.


*"women"

 

[Rogowski]

[MEDIA=twitter]574627762289385473[/MEDIA]Chrono Trigger had QTEs?

[MEDIA=twitter]574621112736309248[/MEDIA]Kek

Currently replaying Chrono Trigger now on the PS3. There is absolutely no QTEs, except maybe the one spoilered above.

 

[Godot]

[MEDIA=twitter]574621112736309248[/MEDIA]
And now you're slapping your opinion on the net like your missing penis.

That conjures up quite the entertaining mental image.
Slaps severed penis down on table
"see I'm a woman now! My opinion means more than yours!"

 

[Cubanodun]

Chrono Trigger had QTEs?

i have played almost every single version of Chrono trigger and i dont remember QTEs, but i remember in the old days a rumour that if you press a buttom in the right time of a hit you can do a critical, i never bothered to check

 

[namazuros]

[MEDIA=twitter]574627762289385473[/MEDIA]Chrono Trigger had QTEs?

[MEDIA=twitter]574621112736309248[/MEDIA]Kek

This Chrono Triggered me.

Also, the biggest breakout success for QTE's was Shenmue (or, you could argue, Dragon's Lair). Not really many other options to even consider beyond those. Holy fuck Wu, I know its hard, but stop spewing ignorance everywhere.

 

[Jaimas]

i have played almost every single version of Chrono trigger and i dont remember QTEs, but i remember in the old days a rumour that if you press a buttom in the right time of a hit you can do a critical, i never bothered to check

It was a hoax, in the same vein of the "Up+B" trick in Pokemon.

 

[drtoboggan]

It's conscious perversion to use the women's toilets, before and after a sex change, Flynt.

 

[Torchwood]

It was a hoax, in the same vein of the "Up+B" trick in Pokemon.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. UP+B IS REAL.

 

[Coldgrip]

Also, the biggest breakout success for QTE's was Shenmue (or, you could argue, Dragon's Lair).

And between those two, at least Shenmue was enjoyable. Dragon's Lair, while beautiful to look at, was a pain in the ass and really wasn't all that fun.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

You know, we've all made the joke about warning coloration before, but seriously, wht the fuck is with these people and bizarre hair colors? Unless you're a LARPer, Goth (and I mean the oldschool kind, not these emo poseurs), or it's halloween or
something, nobody over the age of 23 or so should ever have
hair color like that. It looks ridiculous. Wu's single red shock
of hair doesn't look normal or natural.

On Wu specifically, I remember Sarkeesian having a similar thing during the ABC hitpiece. In general I like to think a lot of them do it in a vain attempt to mask the fact they're actually glaringly, outrageously milquetoast by any real metric.

 

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[MEDIA=twitter]574621112736309248[/MEDIA]Kek

I admit I was pretty young back when I lived in Massachusetts, but I can't say I can ever recall men walking around and slapping their penises ontop of table to announce themselves, unconsciously or otherwise. Or really, anywhere where I have lived.

Although I do find the scenario incredibly fucking hilarious. Just some random dude, walking up to a table, dropping his pants and slapping his junk on the table. Probably have to do a semi-squat in the process. He put his hands on his hips and looks from side to side, making sure people are staring at him. He cocks (no pun intended) his head back and dramatically waves at the table. "BEHOLD! I HAVE A PENIS! IS THIS NOT THE MOST WONDERFUL PENIS?"

And Brianna Wu is just sitting in the corner, holding her soylent green-whatever drink, eyes bulging out of her skull like a deranged, malnourished pug, vibrating with inexplicable rage. She throws her drinks aside and points at Table-Penis-Man, "OPPRESSION!"

And then from the back room, a horde of genderless imps appear. They are all four feet tall and three feet wide, their hair the color of a box of melted Crayola crayons, and they speak in a strange high-pitched whining noise. They approach the man, but never actually touch him. Instead they only honk out various sounds that vaguely sound like English and throw salt packets.

.........

...where the fuck was I going with this... ah well. Brianna Wu is a silly person.

 

[Smutley]

[MEDIA=twitter]574621112736309248[/MEDIA]Kek

I really don't get this train of thought. What if, and this is just a hypothetical, the dude who walks up to the conversation and "wanders in, assuming he knows more" really does know more? Is it possible that people wandering around in public might be informed or even experts on a subject matter and, seeing as it's in a public venue, voice a correction to wrong information being spouted? Brianna Wu is the type of person that would tell Steve Jobs to quit being an oppressive shitlord if he explained how she was using an iPhone incorrectly.

I remember getting in an argument with a lady at a KFC because she was loudly telling a disinterested person in line how Facebook was going to start charging money for accounts and that it was illegal to do that. Was my interjecting that Facebook makes way more money off her photos, opinions, likes, and browsing habits than they would charging $20 misogyny? I don't believe it was. Calling her a salty old vagina monster might have been, but all that other stuff was such a stone cold fact it should have been told by Stone Cold in a Cold Stone Creamery.

 

[Godot]

Does anyone else find his claim that he used to hit on and sleep with unbeknowing straight men hilariously unbelievable?

I can't imagine anyone responding with anything other than disgust or polite disapproval to brianna and his advances

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You must have missed the blog post where she mentioned realizing that she is literally the ideal woman.

I don't know where to find it but that happened.