Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Norvic]

This is going to be funny.


https://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/685307721080528896

I'm going to laugh so hard when see buys thouse parts and only then figures out that there isn't enough power or space for them, and that her "9th most powerful mac" only has PCIe 2.0 anyway so can't use the graphics card.

 

[The Walrus]

Frank's an artist, IIRC. Can't Wu just make him do the comics? Of course, that would take the dreaded effort.

On a related note, why do people think that they can just pose a bunch of 3D models and call it a comic? Without actual motion in the models, they look completely lifeless. Is Bri-Bri so egotistical that she can't see this? Or does she see it, and is just too lazy to change?

Spoiler: Answer

Yes

 

[millais]

It's like a unironic, humorless counterpart of Jace's wishfulfillment Gmod comics

Spoiler: for reference

 

[Internet War Criminal]

No way that this happened, but can you imagine how terrifying it'd be to be at the gym listening to music to get in the zone then some 6'4" tranny rushes in your direction ranting and raving about how Bieber is terrible and telling you to listen to some Tupac and Sonic Youth instead?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

No way that this happened, but can you imagine how terrifying it'd be to be at the gym listening to music to get in the zone then some 6'4" tranny rushes in your direction ranting and raving about how Bieber is terrible and telling you to listen to some Tupac and Sonic Youth instead?

What a tasteless cretin. Bieber's last album goes fucking hard.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Johnny lives about 8 years in the past, so thats why his game looks the way he does, why he thinks Goth Wu was a good idea, that Bieber is still making music for 14 year olds, and all of the absolutely fucking moronic comments he makes about anything related to... well anything really but especially music/movies/tv/video games

He'd be a great troll if it wasn't 100% earnest


Also haven't listened to Bieber's last album but all of the singles this year were bumping hard

 

[ActualKiwi]

No way that this happened, but can you imagine how terrifying it'd be to be at the gym listening to music to get in the zone then some 6'4" tranny rushes in your direction ranting and raving about how Bieber is terrible and telling you to listen to some Tupac and Sonic Youth instead?

The way Wu wrote that makes it look like he thinks Bieber is from the 90s... which is hilarious, even if unintended

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I mean, technically, he is from 1994, so...

Oh and I forgot to add, can you imagine the series of angry tweets that John would make if a man had walked up to him in the gym saying that Britney Spears was crap and then listed a bunch of tracks for him to check out instead?

If you could harvest tranny rage from that mansplaining incident you'd power China for a couple of years at least

 

[CWCissey]

No way that this happened, but can you imagine how terrifying it'd be to be at the gym listening to music to get in the zone then some 6'4" tranny rushes in your direction ranting and raving about how Bieber is terrible and telling you to listen to some Tupac and Sonic Youth instead?

To be honest, I doubt John even listed good shit from the 90's. Just shit that was popular in the US charts at that time ignoring the fact that British Indie was pretty much at it's height at that time. :sperg:

 

[Florence]

Is it just me...because Brianna sort of looks like the love child of an extremely depressed gohst and a crossdressing homeless skitzo

Wu's not like a crossdressing homeless schizo...Wu is a crossdressing homeless schizo.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

How lazy do you have to be to just use your ingame models and toss some text over the top of them and call it a comic that you actually charge for..?

Spoiler: Terrible Comic, NSFL

The only part of this that doesn't suck is Amelia's cheer. You can clearly tell what is happening and feel the character move.

The rest of it is slapped together nonsense. You read it a second time and you can tell what the hell is going on. It's like Sonichu the way the story is completely obscured by the art. On the last page bee-girl has an enemy mook show up at the party, but you can't tell because the speech balloons cover his entrance.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Christ, he might as well just put a brand new PC together.

Remember, Mac user. Instead of paying an absurd amount of money and building a monster computer with hardware that OS X can recognize and run on (it's great fun and runs Windows well too), Brianna would rather spend that absurd amount of money buying a much less powerful computer that has an apple on it. One of those choices says "I am comfortable with computers and at least appear to know what I'm doing" and the other says "Look at me I'm one of the cool kids".

Now, I'm not saying that ALL Mac users are like that, but...just feels to me like there's a proportionally larger number of them.
Also I'm never ever going to forgive Apple for putting Intel GMA 950s into their 2006 MacBooks.

 

[Bonesnap]

Now, I'm not saying that ALL Mac users are like that, but...just feels to me like there's a proportionally larger number of them.

I am. I am going to say that. All Mac users don't know shit about computers. The few programmers I know only use Macs to make sure their stuff works in iOS, usually only on work computers given to them for that purpose.

Wu bought Mac's marketing campaign 110%. He imagines himself as the bearded hipster writing his screenplay in Starbucks, if he was willing to leave his chair for that long. He is all about form over function, but he doesn't have an ounce of talent or taste so he's no good at form either.

If you disagree, feel free to pay $1600 for a dual-core and integrated graphics. Personally, I'll take the less trendy, more powerful computer at half the price.

 

[millais]

let the twitter weening begin

 

[IcyShoes]

does john flynt masturbate to his own drawings?

 

[FatNero]

does john flynt masturbate to his own drawings?

He would but...

 

[Walter Temple]

I always get stuck on something a few pages back because the god damned idiocy of it hits me so hard.

Wu... if someone pesters you about when your game will be available for purchase, you automatically assume they're from gamergate? Gamergate being the catch-all term for whoever is giving you shit at the moment, of course.

"Yesssssss," burbles the homunculus before me, "It is only reasonable. They are aaaaaalways asking."

Holy shit. If one was an actual game developer and not a laughable bag of hot air, this would absolutely terrify you. For contrast, consider Mighty No. 9. Every time it was delayed, there were howls of fury and sharpening of pitchforks. Because despite the community manager bullshit and Red Ash bullshit and whatever else I couldn't be bothered to follow, a lot of people would still really like to play a Mega Man-style side-scrolling action game.

Revolution 60? No sincere fans are just getting impatient? That means your entire sales demographic consists of hate-buyers, Youtube mockers, and cackling assholes who are willing to spend a few bucks to joke gift your hot garbage game into someone else's Steam library.

Total revenue: Whatever percentage of the preceding is too lazy to bother with a refund.

 

[Bonesnap]

He ghosturbates his phantom dick with Patrick Swayze. I'm going to go throw up now.

Those comics look prime for shopping in the various Wufaces, both Frank and Brianna.

 

[Gentleburd]

let the twitter weening begin

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I don't consider myself a cowardly man, but something about FlyntWu just terrifies me. Straight up nightmare fuel.

Like, if I saw FlyntWu on the street I'd just get the hell out of there. I can very easily imagine a lot of Buffalo Bill shit happening at FlyntWu's hands.