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Wait, is Johnny, my parents are 1% who gave me $200,000 to establish a failed animation studio/sex change, really complaining about economic opportunity?
Wonderful analysis of addicting, but a small detail. DTW is on Eastern time.Let's break down John's Twitter addiction, shall we? Details in the spoiler.
According to Delta's website, there is a two-segment flight from San Francisco (SFO) to Boston Logan (BOS) today. The layover is in Detroit (DTW).
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The SFO-DTW segment departed its SFO gate at 11:35 am Pacific time and arrived at its DTW gate at 7:00 pm Central time.
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One can see two consecutive tweets in John's timeline - an earlier one to @MizDanaClaire and a latter one to @Georgia_Dow and @Rhoulette.
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The earlier tweet posted at 11:39 am Pacific time - four minutes after John's flight left its gate at SFO and presumably right before it left the ground.
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The latter tweet posted at 6:59 Central time (in the tweet image, it shows 4:49 pm Pacific time). This is one minute before the plane even arrived at its DTW gate.
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The second leg of John's flight left its DTW gate at 7:36 pm Central time.
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John's latest tweet as of this writing (a ridiculously self-absorbed, whiny, ahistorical claim about the Millennial generation) was at 7:42 pm Central time (in the tweet image, it shows 5:42 pm Pacific time). This is six minutes after the plane left its DTW gate and presumably right before it left the ground.
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Currently, the plane is still in the air and expected to arrive at its BOS gate at 9:33 pm Eastern time.
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We should expect John's next tweet within 5-10 minutes from now. It's currently 9:27 pm Eastern time. Let's see.
Edit:
The plane just landed at 9:29 pm Eastern time.
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Arrived at the gate at 9:41 pm Eastern time. Still no new tweet - John's phone battery must have died from playing Peggle.
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FTFYBitch you do not talk shit about Delta unless you're Eugene Mirman.
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Yes, unfortunately for you, they all involve your misfortune.[MEDIA=twitter]651234265464750080[/MEDIA]
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/651234265464750080
John, you poor thing. Looks like the Attention Train left without you. The real-female Twitter "feminists" don't want you around. Looks like a proud gay white man caught the train, though.
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Also, John, how does it feel having Google call Anita a "critic", Zoe a "video game developer", Milo a "journalist", and you a "blogger"? That sting, buddy?
It's interesting that the press only has so much room for zoe and anita... look really. Almost every dip in anita's popularity has a corresponding bleep in zoe's until recently which I presume is related to the UN meeting.John, you poor thing. Looks like the Attention Train left without you. The real-female Twitter "feminists" don't want you around. Looks like a proud gay white man caught the train, though.
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Also, John, how does it feel having Google call Anita a "critic", Zoe a "video game developer", Milo a "journalist", and you a "blogger"? That sting, buddy?
Time to really work the tranny angle, John, and land some more shilling gigs. You're running out of options.
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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/651248683116314624
You sad ass beta.
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Uh-huh.
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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/651250069002395648
It's interesting that the press only has so much room for zoe and anita...
I suppose white is a color.
I have no idea who she is, but I'm a big fan of her work.Hah, I love seeing Rachel tearing into Johnny boy and Dobbles.
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Riiiight, John. All of history prior to now was much better than it is for whiny Millennials in the US now.
Thanks for the "history" "lesson".
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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/651242964451241985