Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Norvic]

So immersive that she spent less than an hour playing it.

Seems like she was far more immersed in XCOM, a top down turn based tactics game, than anything for VR. But I suppose admitting that wouldn't let you pretend to be a VR expert, so it's the best thing ever.

 

[Lurker]

It was removed from the localization of Fire Emblem Fates, because petting a virtual girl is also misogynistic. Where are the PC gay char-oh, right...

HAAAAA

b-but muh virtual anime babes tho

 

[Jaimas]

Yes John we get it, newer = better in the mind of the great Godzilla of Tech Feminism. If Molière were alive you'd tell him to kill himself for writing gay ass plays that will never be as IMMERSIVE or EMPATHETIC as your VR duck shooter game or whatever the fuck you're cumming over.

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YOU CANT FUCKING FIGHT A FUCKING SKELETON YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THE MEDIA'S HATRED OF SKELETONS. I'M NEVER USING FUCKING VR AGAIN.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Jeez, Brianna, just go join a LARP. It's a lot cheaper than VR and you get to block arrows AND fight! Wow!

Not pull levers, though, so maybe those hundreds upon hundreds of dollars in tech are totally worth it.

 

[FatNero]

YOU CANT FUCKING FIGHT A FUCKING SKELETON YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THE MEDIA'S HATRED OF SKELETONS. I'M NEVER USING FUCKING VR AGAIN.

God I miss them.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jeez, Brianna, just go join a LARP. It's a lot cheaper than VR and you get to block arrows AND fight! Wow!

Not pull levers, though, so maybe those hundreds upon hundreds of dollars in tech are totally worth it.

That would require going outside.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Jeez, Brianna, just go join a LARP. It's a lot cheaper than VR and you get to block arrows AND fight! Wow!

Not pull levers, though, so maybe those hundreds upon hundreds of dollars in tech are totally worth it.

Just image Frank and Brianna joining a LARP!

Some other Player: "How DARES this Eastern Necromancer to bring such an undead monstrosity into my camp! Has he no shame?!"
Brianna: "But I am a kick-ass elven assassin!"
Some other Player: "IT EVEN SPEAKS?!"

 

[Lurker]

That would require going outside.

That's true. And since it is a known fact that all LARPers are just Goobergators in deep cover, John can't risk going outside without the very real threat of someone challenging him to a street race.

 

[Furina]

That's true. And since it is a known fact that all LARPers are just Goobergators in deep cover, John can't risk going outside without the very real threat of someone challenging him to a street race.

He'd have to join an all-female LARP circle who will protect him from any kind of outside criticism and tailor all games so that Brianna feels important and powerful. I imagine she'd be a nightmare to actually play with.

 

[soliloquyR]

Yes John we get it, newer = better in the mind of the great Godzilla of Tech Feminism. If Molière were alive you'd tell him to kill himself for writing gay ass plays that will never be as IMMERSIVE or EMPATHETIC as your VR duck shooter game or whatever the fuck you're cumming over.

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Best game developer ever.

He'd have to join an all-female LARP circle who will protect him from any kind of outside criticism and tailor all games so that Brianna feels important and powerful. I imagine she'd be a nightmare to actually play with.

He'd be like that douchey little kid who always roleplayed as his edgy spikey overpowerd Sonic OC who had godlike powers of the Chaos Emmerrowds and could go Super Sonic 8 with his Original Idea (TM) Super Ultra Mega Chaos Disaster Emmerrowds (TM). Always crying that the other kids were being unfair and he was gonna tell the teacher and get them all expwewwed.

 

[selere]

He'd have to join an all-female LARP circle who will protect him from any kind of outside criticism and tailor all games so that Brianna feels important and powerful. I imagine she'd be a nightmare to actually play with.

I doubt any all-female LARP circle would accept Wu.

 

[Furina]

I doubt any all-female LARP circle would accept Wu.

You're right. She'd have to find some group suitably maintained by some pathetic orbiters who would kowtow to her and whatever demands she makes. Basically, she'd have to drag her War Cult friends out from wherever they're hiding.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I imagine being a real woman around Brianna would be exhausting and aggravating. She would constantly try to hang around you because she craves acceptance from women but she would also need to tell you about all the ways she is a better woman than you.

 

[Count groudon]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/322770/
This thing. It's...a super basic RPG-ish thing for VR units. I can see why Wu would sperg over it, being Wu.

It's because it's new and in VR, to Wu that already makes it a masterpiece. She has the dudebro "if it's the latest thing it's the greatest thing" mentality.

 

[Ronald Crump]

It's because it's new and in VR, to Wu that already makes it a masterpiece. She has the dudebro "if it's the latest thing it's the greatest thing" mentality.

It's kinda of shocking that a person near 40 still has that outlook on life .

 

[Count groudon]

It's kinda of shocking that a person near 40 still has that outlook on life .

To be fair, she's only physically 38, mentally she's around 11 or 12

 

[Zodiax]

To be fair, she's only physically 38, mentally she's around 11 or 12

I've gotta disagree on the first part there; given her unhealthy diet, smoking and history of drug abuse, she's probably aged well before her time and it's starting to show, necessitating that gut belt and it'll only get worse.
I wonder how long it'll go on before she makes Frank spring for a nip and tuck....Well, one above the waist.

 

[selere]

I've gotta disagree on the first part there; given her unhealthy diet, smoking and history of drug abuse, she's probably aged well before her time and it's starting to show, necessitating that gut belt and it'll only get worse.
I wonder how long it'll go on before she makes Frank spring for a nip and tuck....Well, one above the waist.

Frank will run away long before that happens.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Yes John we get it, newer = better in the mind of the great Godzilla of Tech Feminism. If Molière were alive you'd tell him to kill himself for writing gay ass plays that will never be as IMMERSIVE or EMPATHETIC as your VR duck shooter game or whatever the fuck you're cumming over.

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John has had his rig working for less than a week and he is already an authority on VR. None of us saw that coming, right?

 

[tepid]

Yes John we get it, newer = better in the mind of the great Godzilla of Tech Feminism. If Molière were alive you'd tell him to kill himself for writing gay ass plays that will never be as IMMERSIVE or EMPATHETIC as your VR duck shooter game or whatever the fuck you're cumming over.

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Googled the game expecting something interesting only to find its that dull as dishwater dungeon crawler from all the "VR games are not very good yet" compilation videos, not sure crawler is even the right term when you don't even move you just teleport down corridors awkwardly.

Of course though it costs you about $3K in hardware to play the damn thing if you're starting from nothing so it MUST be good RIGHT? RIGHT?

John Flynt is the kind of person who if he bought a CD-i on launch day would be in school the next day boasting how it's the most immersive and amazing technological experience ever and Nintendo/Sega/Sony can't compete. I mean it must be good right? It's CD-ROM and cost $700!