Yes John, you're a faggot who hates sexy women, we already know this.
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The brain-dead asspatting just never ends.
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Okay so excuse the power-levelling here but this fuck me, i couldn't help it, i may not know much but one thing i do know is FFXIV gear and glamours.
I pre-warn you all i don't play healer (tank 4 lyfe).
First off let's look at the whole set which is known as either artifact or "relic" armour (for those of us who played FFXI):
Pure sexual exploitation i know but bear with me, at least Bri-bri is wearing job appropriate gear on her legs (Healer's Culottes) which means the feminist war machine still haven't gotten to 2.0 endgame (by that i mean levelled to 50 and started acquiring ilevel 55+ gear from level 50 dungeons so they can run endgame trials and raids), a feat that can be done in less than a week by people with far less *cough*freetime*cough* than the mighty Brianna Wu.
However, despite Brianna's tardiness the biggest problem still is the fact she is wearing a Coliseum Shawl as healer.
Just to explain how the stats work in FFXIV a good healer should be stacking Piety and Mind, the only relevant buffs to the job John is playing at the moment on the Coliseum Shawl are MND and arguably spell speed, VIT is a stat that boosts your overall HP and is stacked by tanking jobs and CRIT + and INT increases the likeliness of critical hits and damage respectively, something useful primarily to magic damage dealers.
TLDR: The coliseum Shawl is a poor choice for a healer unless they want to show off their tatas.
Not only is Wu gimping herself by wearing her oh so oppressive piece of gear with poor synergy to her job she has eight equivalent or better choices available to her (assuming she is lvl45 which is the minimum needed to wear the Healer's Culottes) which are all variations on robes, actons and cowls and cover the torso and beyond completely.
Long story short Bri is going out of her way to wear skimpy gear so she can complain about it, colour me surprised.
Edit: This is of course assuming that she is wearing the Coliseum Shawl and not a Taffeta Shawl dyed soot black, FFXIV has a "Glamour Economy", meaning that almost all the best gear is either dropped from high level trials and raids or grinded for, crafters make a mint by making popular sets for people to "glamour" (the act of making one piece of gear look like another piece).
While i'd say it was unlikely, going by they way Brianna plays other games i wouldn't put it past her to buy currency with real world money, buy this piece on the marketboard and glamour it so she can complain.
