Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Catgirls are Love]

Not sure why he chose a Core i5. I mean it's perfectly acceptable, but for a longer "shelf" life, I would have gone with an i7. *shrugs*

Because it's in the guide and Brianna is less comfortable with computers than my relatives who are 20+ years older than her? Or maybe just "Damn all the numbers, I've decided this is the best, FULL SPEED AHEAD!"

Not that it would matter so much for this machine since...

if he is only going to use it for the oculus then there is no point in using a i7

We'll likely get three or four separate series of tweets about how awesome Oculus is and how it's amazing with this computer and then we'll never hear about it again. I will honestly be impressed if this machine even gets turned on more than ten times.

 

[tepid]

Brianna Wu ‏@Spacekatgal Jun 13
Brianna Wu Retweeted Steve Lubitz
I work out for 900 calories a day. Competition is built into WatchOS 3. YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN. #WWDC2016

900 cals = 17 Oreos.... wonder how many oreos he's going through to cause the gutbelt of fail to be a permanent fixture.

Brianna Wu ‏@Spacekatgal Jun 13
Can someone please animated GIF the painfully white developers attempting to dance to "Rapper's Delight?" #wwdc2016

Why do white trannies suddenly think they're not in the same bracket as "white" post-transitioning?

 

[Karellen]

It's literally done shitlords.

 

[Cubanodun]

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It's literally done shitlords.

it was complete last time i checked, if its "Literally done" then what is the thing you uploaded to steam?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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It's literally done shitlords.

She makes it way too easy to use this.

 

[Karellen]

it was complete last time i checked, if its "Literally done" then what is the thing you uploaded to steam?

She's reticulating splines.

 

[vertexwindi]

I don't think John realizes the gravity of that statement.

The game is done. Completely. So where is it? What is taking so long? You can't use any more excuses, the game is done, the Steam page is approved, now you just have to release it.

 

[Karellen]

I don't think John realizes the gravity of that statement.

The game is done. Completely. So where is it? What is taking so long? You can't use any more excuses, the game is done, the Steam page is approved, now you just have to release it.

Didn't she say the game was done back in early 2015? I don't think this is the first time she's said this.

 

[Super Collie]

Not done as in completed, done as in cancelled indefinitely due to GamerGate.

 

[Furina]

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It's literally done shitlords.

Then literally put it on Steam you fucking moron.
Even her current excuse of "I don't want to deal with the boogymen of Gamergate" doesn't hold up. She's just delaying for no reason. If Gamergate really was going to come after her they won't give a fuck if the game comes out tomorrow or two months from now. What is she hoping to achieve?

Honestly, I'm confused. What is Brianna hoping to gain by sitting on Rev60 forever?

Edit: Her computer's almost as full of unnecessary, bright colours as Rev60 is.

 

[That's A Rapp]

""""""engineer""""""

Here's the damage, have at thee, gentle Kiwis.

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lol @ that entire build

No mass storage drives, last gen card that's outperformed by a cheaper alternative, a shitty micro atx case, and a core-i5?

This reeks of another one of John's half assed attempts at showing people he's a serious gamer™.

 

[Rou]

Desperate for more asspats, she invents a new form of discrimination: discrimination against irresponsible slobs who don't get up until the late daytime.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, I'm confused. What is Brianna hoping to gain by sitting on Rev60 forever?

Not so much what John stands to gain, but what he stands to lose by releasing it. Once it's out, his career is over and nobody will ever bankroll another of his failures.

 

[Furina]

Desperate for more asspats, she invents a new form of discrimination: discrimination against irresponsible slobs who don't get up until the late daytime.

I'm pretty sure that she's just making a joke here but you just know someone out there honestly believes this.

 

[That's A Rapp]

Not so much what John stands to gain, but what he stands to lose by releasing it. Once it's out, his career is over and nobody will ever bankroll another of his failures.

Yep, he's scared shitless of his fake dev persona to come crashing down and for people to find out there never was a Natalie or a group of women devs working on rev60 at giantspacekat.

The lies would catch up to him and he can't afford it. I bet this oculus shit is another diversion and John will announce he's not going to launch until he has oculus compatibility.

 

[tepid]

So where is it? What is taking so long?

Steam requires you to understand how to upload via the command line, which is the tool of the CIS WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY, there are no trans/poc/queer folk tutorials on how to use it, the only way is to understand the command line is to be indoctrinated by MANSPLAINING tutorials. GiantSpaceKat will be no part of it! Steam needs to provide a GUI tool (Preferably via the Mac or iPad App Store) NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Desperate for more asspats, she invents a new form of discrimination: discrimination against irresponsible slobs who don't get up until the late daytime.

Studies also show you're a lying twat that's desperate for attention, Wu.

 

[Burned Man]

Then literally put it on Steam you fucking moron.
Even her current excuse of "I don't want to deal with the boogymen of Gamergate" doesn't hold up. She's just delaying for no reason. If Gamergate really was going to come after her they won't give a fuck if the game comes out tomorrow or two months from now. What is she hoping to achieve?

Honestly, I'm confused. What is Brianna hoping to gain by sitting on Rev60 forever?

Edit: Her computer's almost as full of unnecessary, bright colours as Rev60 is.

Don't worry she'll release it... next week.
Every time she makes an excuse people need to respond with her saying it's literally finished. Also someone should put that on the kickstarter page.

 

[The Nameless One]

>Wants expandable case
>Mini ATX

That's hilarious. I would love to see Wu's desperation as he incompetently tries to cram everything into that tiny case with his giant man hands. Who wants to bet we never hear any more about this home built PC again because Wu snapped something apart during construction?

 

[cappaint]

you only get a fraction of the advertised amount

That used to be the case but they changed it during December 2015 so that the amount shown is the amount they are receiving, not the amount that is pledged.

https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/206197906