Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[DragoonSierra]

Marlboro Lights, sometimes known as "Marlboro Golds."
I used to smoke. It was back in the 90s and I quit in 1998, but some shit never changes.

Marlboros are legendarily harsh - going with nicotine strength over flavor, making the standard packs relatively hard to smoke for lightweights, to the point where east-coasters sometimes call them "Cowboy Killers."

Humorously, it's a brand that historically is far more popular with men than women.

Marlboro Lights are dry, simple straightforward cigs, pretty much the bog standard of what you think of when you think of a mediocre cigarette. Wu probably sticks with them because Ultra Lights are like smoking oxygen and Menthols have a really sharp "stickiness" to 'em that makes them outright unpleasant for some.

It's weird for a hipster like Brianna to go with a working-man's brand, but that's reality for ya.

In other news, minor updates to various Wu articles, including these two.

One of my coworkers had a previous boyfriend who smoked regular Marlboros and when she started smoking them she went from 1 cig a day to multiple cigs a day. They will get you addicted.

They are in Canada, they can only use snowballs.

He has a "Feminist Futures" panel tonight at 7pm Canada time. Tickets for this one cost money. Well, Canadian money.

>>implying that Candaian money isnt real money

Also known as the gayest of all cigarettes.

Well @Jaimas did try and fail to create a furry tabletop RPG based on works by Jay "I love Ayn Rand" Naylor

If Wu perceived smoking to be "cool", wouldn't she be putting it up/mentioning it on Twitter like everything else that she does and thinks is cool but looks like she knows little about? I honestly don't remember if she's ever made any tweets regarding smoking. Perhaps it is the current addiction and has been for some time. Less social stigma attached to smoking than popping pills.

Since shes such a hipster Im surprised she hasnt been vaping since the mid 2000s.

Putting out an ongoing bounty for anyone who catches Wu in the wild smoking with photographic evidence.



In Brianna's defense, a fucking vicious 24-hour bug is going around the schools right now in NY and NJ, so I wouldn't be surprised if she's telling the truth for once in her life.

Where are the bounties posted?

View attachment 93835

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...curid=44089759&diff=720120092&oldid=717510996

Oh dear, look at this attack!

View attachment 93836

Oh hey we finally found one of the GOTY awards she won. 2 more to go!
http://www.imore.com/imore-best-2014-awards

 

[soliloquyR]

Lying on forms is something you're pretty good at, John.

View attachment 94267

We already have three shows like Eurovision, John.
America's Got Talent, X-Factor, and the now (thankfully) ended, American Idol.
They all suck. We don't need any more of these.

 

[cappaint]

Does typing out #Eurovision on Twitter automatically put that shitty heart next to your hashtag?

Yes. It's the Eurovision logo.

 

[Jaimas]

During a panel's Q&A session, a guy asked why she doesn't mention any of the good Gamergate has done, such as the charity drives. She refused to give any answer and he left. Afterwards she demanded a police officer to search every bag in the room. She later tweeted that the talk was "hijacked by a furious Gamergator" and that the police had to get involved, beckoning tons of hopes and prayers for her safety.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fsdgQE6Bcuc

Going in the Wiki!

 

[DragoonSierra]

Where
is
the
fucking
game

View attachment 94144

NES version's easy until the final dungeon, whereupon it fucks you in the ass.

Silver Surfer. Or Journey to Silias.

Battletoads would be hilarious, though.

Jesus Fucking Christ Wu. 700+ HP? Overlevel much? Did you slaughter the Evil Eye in the Ice Cave to get that high? Or maybe you just used a fucking game genie.

With that kind of HP she must be 30+ and there is no conceivable reason to be that high a level at that point in the game especially without a class change. The only reason to go so high without a class change in the NES version is to get the Magic Defense of your Monk really high and only if you have more than 1 monk in the party which she doesnt. That is the level you beat the game at. She has at least 4 uses of level 8 magic at that level but at that point in the game only has access to level 6.

@Jaimas FF1 suffers from the same thing Earthbound suffers from: Every boss in the game is weak but everything on your way to the boss will wreck your shit. I always thought that the final dungeon wasnt bad but its been forever since Ive played the NES version.

Silias was fun though

 

[Kosher Dill]

Afterwards she demanded a police officer to search every bag in the room.

And did they? I'm assuming not.

 

[Coldgrip]

Silver Surfer. Or Journey to Silias.

Battletoads would be hilarious, though.

Hydlide, or, while not a really difficult game, Crystalis.

 

[MMX]

I just love how these people she bribed into giving a positive review seemed like they were genuinely struggling with what to say about it. "This game is very.....Uhm, Ambitious?" Like they knew it was total shit, but they were too scared of the tranzilla of tech feminist to actually say what they were thinking.

I always love that quote
Building a ladder to the moon is Ambitious.
Its also doomed to failure, a waste of effort and :autism:.
Just like Rev 60.

 

[techno-confederate]

That tweet about games in the NES era being hard definitely needs to be added to the article about Psychoanalysis of Wu because it betrays a lot of crap Flynt has tried to hide.

Despite all the "gamer grrl" cred he's tried to build up as part of his Brianna Wu guise, he's still the incompetent idiot he always was, and he basically admitted he's a shallow asshole who wants games to be easy because he still fucking sucks at them and since the SJWs who have latched onto gaming share the same sentiment, he's part of that crowd to give some "moral" justification for decrying games that actually force the player to exert considerable effort.

Basically, he just revealed how lazy he really is underneath the cheap shroud of faked gamer cred.

Figuring out how to use a controller is hard though, like working as a software engineer.

 

[Rou]

Her likes and retweet numbers are pitiful.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Figuring out how to use a controller is hard though, like working as a software engineer.

If John was a real engineer and not just playing one on Twitter, he'd have a different opinion about the command line.

 

[Shugo]

Figuring out how to use a controller is hard though, like working as a software engineer.

I believe a player shouldn't be expected to top the leaderboards with a single $10 transaction. S/he needs to pay at least 20 times for microtransactions to show the world how great they are.

 

[tepid]

Lying on forms is something you're pretty good at, John.

View attachment 94267

Please stop trying to culturally appropriate our rich European culture you White CIS Woman (Hey the tranny doomsday clock hasn't struck midnight yet)

 

[soliloquyR]

Figuring out how to use a controller is hard though, like working as a software engineer.

We get it, John. You hate modern games. Shut up.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Well, last week has gone by and to nobody's surprise, despite Brianna stating on Tuesday that "IOS version will go out this week too" the iOS version of Revolution 60 is still not available in the app store for the U.S. region. Should that get added to the list of missed deadlines?

 

[Rou]

Well, last week has gone by and to nobody's surprise, despite Brianna stating on Tuesday that "IOS version will go out this week too" the iOS version of Revolution 60 is still not available in the app store for the U.S. region. Should that get added to the list of missed deadlines?

I thought it was already added.

 

[CervixHammer]

Lying on forms is something you're pretty good at, John.

View attachment 94267

despite how gay Eurovision is, I bet John never knew it existed until now. or maybe it was when Conchita Wurst won. and Conchita still looks more feminine than John.

 

[CWCissey]

despite how gay Eurovision is, I bet John never knew it existed until now. or maybe it was when Conchita Wurst won. and Conchita still looks more feminine than John.

America would lose interest immediately once they realise that Eurovision voting is all political and so they'd never win.

 

[Cubanodun]

Jesus Fucking Christ Wu. 700+ HP? Overlevel much

John hate grinding so I think he used the game genie

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You really expect me to believe that you respect anyone, John?