Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Peace and Harmony]

This nigga has no idea how close to the truth he is.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

John never lets Frank's foot out of that bear trap. Cruel.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

What's up with that portion size? It looks like Frank is getting most, if not all, the food she made. Is Brianna just going with the good ol' Soylent/Nyquil mixer?

 

[soliloquyR]

What year did Wu graduate?

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In the mid-90's? That's bullshit.

Falling asleep on your couch is not an international flight, John.

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Oh, another delay? More bullshit, please!

 

[AnOminous]

Just because of this shit, I will never touch anything from Blue Apron. It will trigger my PTSD from seeing a brutally cucked Asian autist crouching pathetically on the floor and screaming at a plate of food, begging a deranged tranny to stop hitting him.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Blue Apron should have Brianna as a mascot. They could have a cheap hologram sticker of her on the packages that switch between creepy stare and snarl. That's how you know you got some quality tranny chow.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Just because of this shit, I will never touch anything from Blue Apron. It will trigger my PTSD from seeing a brutally cucked Asian autist crouching pathetically on the floor and screaming at a plate of food, begging a deranged tranny to stop hitting him.

Do you think they ought to know?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I expect a tweet eventually about how GamerGate is now trying to take away her groceries.

 

[Ronald Crump]

Blue Apron should have Brianna as a mascot. They could have a cheap hologram sticker of her on the packages that switch between creepy stare and snarl. That's how you know you got some quality tranny chow.

Blue Apron brand tranny chow.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Falling asleep on your couch is not an international flight, John.

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She's barely tweeted today while trying desperately to make steam work. This will give her a solid 10 hours of tweet time

Do you think they ought to know?

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Hahaha I'm sure bluewaffle will be putting top men on it.

 

[The Grimace]

In the mid-90's? That's bullshit.

Not to mention that John is now old enough to have been the father of a currently college-aged kid. 38 years old, right?

 

[Count groudon]

What's up with that portion size? It looks like Frank is getting most, if not all, the food she made. Is Brianna just going with the good ol' Soylent/Nyquil mixer?

She knows it's total shit, but she wants to shill it for hipster points. She probably makes Frank eat it all while she orders pizza.

 

[tepid]

Just keep shilling, just keep shilling

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Spoiler: A Chinese Cuck Story

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$20 for some mince (Presumably pork so... one of the cheapest kinds) and 3 vegetables, this has to be the most West Coast privileged startup-dudebro shit ever.

 

[AnOminous]

She knows it's total ahit, but she wants to shill it for hipster points. She probably makes Frank eat it all while she orders pizza.

That's why he's on his knees screaming and begging.

 

[AnimuGinger]

$20 for some mince (Presumably pork so... one of the cheapest kinds) and 3 vegetables, this has to be the most West Coast privileged startup-dudebro shit ever.

But it comes with instructions!

 

[Quasar]

He would end up being the only one on it and spending hundreds of dollars on himself.

I'm pretty sure you just described the corporate structure of GiantSpaceKat... So Wu should be used to that setup

Just because of this shit, I will never touch anything from Blue Apron. It will trigger my PTSD from seeing a brutally cucked Asian autist crouching pathetically on the floor and screaming at a plate of food, begging a deranged tranny to stop hitting him.

This, 100%. I just got a coupon/ad from Blue Apron in with some computer parts I ordered (I guess they're trying to market to "geeks" who "don't have time to cook", although I'm pretty sure Hot Pockets has that market cornered). I was actually offended about it, for no more reason than Wu's idiocy about it.

 

[AnOminous]

This, 100%. I just got a coupon/ad from Blue Apron in with some computer parts I ordered (I guess they're trying to market to "geeks" who "don't have time to cook", although I'm pretty sure Hot Pockets has that market cornered). I was actually offended about it, for no more reason than Wu's idiocy about it.

Wu did this to Soylent for me, too. I thought the idea was at least mildly interesting.

Now I realize the lead and cadmium content from the toxic Chinese ingredients they use in it are so high they cause your dick to fall off and you to lose your mind and start calling yourself a Godzilla.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

She hasn't even updated her own fucking website.

 

[Dr. Tran]

Just keep shilling, just keep shilling

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Spoiler: A Chinese Cuck Story

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I don't understand the business model for this Blue Apron nonsense. It's bad enough that you pay like 3 times the price for groceries but look at how small those portions are. I dunno if it's an American thing but there's no way that much food is worth 20 bucks. If I'd be paying that much at least give me a hearty meal. These people deserve to have Wu shilling their bullshit service.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

I don't understand the business model for this Blue Apron nonsense. It's bad enough that you pay like 3 times the price for groceries but look at how small those portions are. I dunno if it's an American thing but there's no way that much food is worth 20 bucks. If I'd be paying that much at least give me a hearty meal. These people deserve to have Wu shilling their bullshit service.

Paying too much for small portions of food you could just buy at a store is a white priv tradition.