Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Ruin]

If it's not out by the end of today I hope at least some of Wu's backers have the balls to take action. Even among Kickstarter scams this is beyond the pale.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

If it's not out by the end of today I hope at least some of Wu's backers have the balls to take action. Even among Kickstarter scams this is beyond the pale.

If by action, you mean ass kiss and claim they are progressive heroes for doing so, then yes.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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"Characters you care about". I'm dying.

I think they were agitated because your ending was shit, Brianna. It's multiple endings that are seemingly random in a game that pretends like it has decisions that matter.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What about Trent Lott, John? What can you tell us about him?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Jesus christ Brianna, it's clearly rated Teen, you know this, so stop faffing about and lock it in. At this point, just the visuals are enough of a horror-show to justify suggesting that under-13s shouldn't be playing it, though I'm sure the mild language, violence, and "some mature themes" would be enough for the ESRB.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Why is she so worried about the rating? It's Steam. Just mark it T for Teen because it has "damn" and "bitch" in it. Assuming Steam does that. What's next? Is she going to reexamine the meaning of "co-op"?

"I mean, you can cooperate with the player on an emotional level regarding the story if you're watching them play."

"Can there be more than two players working together?"

"Define "players"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

That's so cool, you share a first name :^)

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Why is she so worried about the rating? It's Steam. Just mark it T for Teen because it has "damn" and "bitch" in it. Assuming Steam does that. What's next? Is she going to reexamine the meaning of "co-op"?

"I mean, you can cooperate with the player on an emotional level regarding the story if you're watching them play."

"Can there be more than two players working together?"

"Define "players"

Because it's an excuse for her to delay releasing the game.

 

[_blank_]

That's so cool, you share a first name :^)

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Becuase when John McClane got a disturbing video from some trolls, he had his wife drive them from home and then spend the rest of the year trying to convince that he was being harassed.

Right. Gotcha.

"YIPPIE KI YAY MOTHERFRICKER! THIS IS A HIT PIECE!"

 

[Spellskite]

That's so cool, you share a first name :^)

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John McClane? A person who was stuck in a situation way over his head?

I guess I could see that.

 

[Norvic]

Is Wu making up a fake ESRB rating for her game? That's the only reason I can think of why she's asking the question. Steam doesn't even require you to have an ESRB/PEGI rating, so she's probably completely misread the form.

 

[Rou]

Don't you have to pay a fee to have your game rated by the ESRB and PEGI?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

That's so cool, you share a first name :^)

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This tweet does get funnier if you interpret it as a balanced equation.

Apparently when John McClane is combined with feminism this causes him to chop his dick off, put on a dress, and lose his ability to drive motor vehicles.

 

[Norvic]

Don't you have to pay a fee to have your game rated by the ESRB and PEGI?

No, it's free for the self-service digital games rating system. Wu's just a fuck up.

 

[Lorento]

That's so cool, you share a first name :^)

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I hope her video game quality doesn't follow the same quality drop as the Die Hard franchise or we are in for a drop through the basement floor.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I hope her video game quality doesn't follow the same quality drop as the Die Hard franchise or we are in for a drop through the basement floor.

Oh, but it does. Revolution 1 was a pretty decent game, the next 59 installments have been all downhill.

 

[zedkissed60]

That's so cool, you share a first name :^)

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John Flynt - the violent, bald white man of feminism.™ Sounds about right.

Spoiler: McClane passes better

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I hope her video game quality doesn't follow the same quality drop as the Die Hard franchise or we are in for a drop through the basement floor.

As if there was ever any quality in that game of hers.

 

[Jaimas]

As if there was ever any quality in that game of hers.

Wu's game wasn't condemned to the trash-heap by default. Amidst the terrible design decisions and even worse story, there are hints of a much better and more thought-out game that is desperately trying to happen.

Shame it can't due to Brianna Wu being a fucking terrible writer and even worse with dialogue.

 

[Accel_Rider]

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Heavy Rain and Mass Effect? So why should the audience play Rev 60 instead?