Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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Malt Liquor said:
Contra require to Git Gud,and Bribri is below DSP in gaming skill,so S/He need to cheat
Press A to be awesome is the only way Wu can enjoy a game
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Remember when that video of her playing SFV was leaked and all she did was randomly spam all the special moves she knew over and over? At least Phil knows when to use the special moves and actually focuses more on combos. He's still totally shit at the games, but at least he knows what to do.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
If you let your dogs run around in the muck, make some effort to clean them, if only for the cleanliness of your wood floors.
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The Wu house is incredibly dirty anyway. Those dogs are as close as they get to owning dusters.
uberzilla said:
What are those cages that Wu has thrown the dogs in? It looks like they can't even lie down.
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I want to say that they're cage pieces you can clip together to make various sizes and shapes but I can't see why he'd make the cages up like that just to take pictures of them (unless he's pretending it's prison cells as a joke). He'd have to cage them up some how; they're probably all so untrained they can't sit or stay on command.

The dog on the right needs a haircut or have its hair tied back; it shouldn't have hair covering its eyes like that. That's asking to scratch the eyes or cause infections. Though one benefit of having fur that long is that it doesn't have to look at Brianna's ugly mug.
 
IIRC Wu's tweeted a lot about the dogs (especially the youngest) playfighting each other. They probably aren't trained well enough to stop on command and attack each other constantly due to boredom and shitty training if they aren't separated.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
I'm refreshing the news to hear about the meteor strike but I'm not getting anything, is everyone okay?

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Why does a PROFESSIONAL ENGINEER GAME DEVELOPER GAMER GURRRL need our help to understand must-play classic NES games?
Why are they also using a Game Genie? I thought our PROFESSIONAL GAME DEVELOPER GAMER GURRRL had the master skills to play these games?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
I'm refreshing the news to hear about the meteor strike but I'm not getting anything, is everyone okay?

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Kosher Dill said:
If you don't put in the time to get good, 30 lives really isn't enough. The Konami code's really a trap in that game if you ask me.
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Bullshit, because you have more than just the code.

You also have continues, which remember that you entered the cheat and give you another 30 lives, so you're going to beat the game eventually. It's just a matter of persistence. One of the reasons Contra is such a good entry game, alongside the original Super Mario Bros, is because of this accessibility.

Wu can't even manage this. In fact, that's the running theme with her: She can't fucking video game.

For fuck's sake.

Peace and Harmony said:
Game design rules:
- Release games on time

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Here's another "Game Design" rule: Don't fuck your Kickstarter backers off for two years. Shithead.
 
Jaimas said:
Here's another "Game Design" rule: Don't fuck your Kickstarter backers off for two years. Shithead.
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Two years? Oh how the time flies when you're playing pretend.

Brianna and Rev60 seem to trapped in some kind of time warp. The game is always "almost done" but never "done." Brianna always has just one more thing to do. One more corridor to re-texture. One more scene to light. One more week. One more week... The ride never ends and those poor suckers paid full-price for tickets.

Peace and Harmony said:
Let those dogs out of there you tranny shitbag.

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Holy shit, literally just enough room for the poor things to stand on their hind legs. Why are they in there? It doesn't look like they're living in there so they must be outside for most of the time. Maybe she just locks them up for photos. And those totally look like plastic ties with the loose ends not yet cut off, but they might just be bits of rope hanging off their collars. Also...
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Kek. Fuck off, Brianna.
 
Sarcastic Username said:
Twitter Troll Update:

@spacekatgul is down

@spaceskatgal is up

Feels like a different attitude.
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It's a cheap bot I created because I was bored and set to post every 30 minutes- I didn't even realize that Spacekatgul was downed. I only spent an hour on playing with the code and introducing words into its "vocabulary" after modifying a collected list of Tumblr memes (I haven't been following Wu for very long and didn't feel like digging through Twitter to create an exhaustive list of common phrases used), so most of the tweets will be highly nonsensical. The ones that make the most sense (relatively) are ones that were randomly generated until they were coherent; sometimes, the bot makes coherent ones all on its own, which makes it all the better.

Any suggestions to introduce phrases into the bot (so long as Wu doesn't kill off the Twitter while I'm away) will be welcomed.

Bot code (so far, will mod further when I have time): http://cheapbotsdonequick.com/source/Spaceskatgal
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
What exactly is the purpose of those cages? Wu is the first person I've ever seen use them. Are they a form of punishment?
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uberzilla said:
What are those cages that Wu has thrown the dogs in? It looks like they can't even lie down.

If Wu wants to abuse her own mutilated body with soylent that's fine, but I don't understand why some innocent animals have to suffer. I'm disgusted.
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I assumed they were for potty training but I don't know why there's so little space.

Peace and Harmony said:
Game design rules:
- Release games on time

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Has there ever been a game that sexualizes orcs? I am currently thinking of World or Warcraft and Elder Scrolls but I can't picture them being sexualized.
 
Just listen to the first 15 or so minutes of the second Disruption podcast. Wu talks about how after dog 1 died, she contacted a breeder and requested "the most ridiculous dog you have". She makes it pretty clear that she didn't want a well behaved puppy, and how she thought it was so endearing that this dog was going wild chewing things up. This is kind of an ongoing thing in her podcasts where she goes out of her way to describe how whacky and zany she is while her cohosts fake-cackle with laughter.

But you guys aren't wrong. She seems to see those dogs as 3 cartoon characters who just bumble around and it's so cute because they don't need a responsible owner or training, or shit like that. To her, they aren't pets, they're the fucking Minions.
 
Luminous Being said:
Earlier in the thread there were pictures of the cages set up in the background exactly like we've seen today.

Pretty sure Wu just plonks the poor dogs inside those when dealing with them is too much effort (probably a lot).
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You're right. I got the tweet you mean from the wiki.
https://archive.is/WkfkM

That's what I get for giving them the benefit of the doubt they really don't deserve.
 
Giddyup said:
But you guys aren't wrong. She seems to see those dogs as 3 cartoon characters who just bumble around and it's so cute because they don't need a responsible owner or training, or shit like that. To her, they aren't pets, they're the fucking Minions.
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Wu doesn't realize how normal people act and that if you have repeated dogs that engage in destructive behavior out of boredom and neglect, this means you are an utterly shitty pet owner who shouldn't have dogs. This isn't just one problematic dog. This is all of them. They were raised horribly by a sociopath.
 
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