Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?

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So, been out of the loop here for a while- but I see, looking at Steam, there's still no Rev 60/Revolution 60/whatever this failure is called at the moment available. What's his/her/it's excuse this time?
 
Sunseri Speaker Series: Friday, April 15th
Free to the Public
Brianna Wu— Guillot University Center
1:00 – 2:00pm Thriving in the Business World
3:00 – 4:00pm Gamer Gate
5:00 – 6:00pm Creativity

"Thriving" is not quite the word I'd use to describe GiantSpaceKat. "Creativity", well I guess Wu gets points for all the different way's she's reused the first thing she shat out. And judging from the photos they used, there was nowhere near the audience they were hoping for.

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I feel horrible for the Sunseri family. This was the first event of a new series set up in honor of their daughter that died of cerebral palsy and they get Wu shilling her crappy game. They already had a grant and a room named after her though, so this shouldn't affect it's future too much.

Also seriously Wu speaking events are supposed to be about you, the person, imparting experience. Not advertising your shitty game at every opportunity. I guess it at least helps the students understand exactly how full of shit Wu is though, when "highly successful American video game developer Brianna Wu" (they actually called her this) presents a trailer for a game that looks like it was made a decade ago and proudly announces how she's been working on it for 6 years.

ActualKiwi said:
So, been out of the loop here for a while- but I see, looking at Steam, there's still no Rev 60/Revolution 60/whatever this failure is called at the moment available. What's his/her/it's excuse this time?
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The PC version had '2 things left' like last week or before!
 
Kosher Dill said:
http://efanzines.com/DrinkTank/DrinkTank170.pdf

Six Alternative Endings to the 2008 Presidential Campaign
Frank Wu and Brianna Flynt
We all know how this movie ends: Propelled by massive voter
turnout, Obama manages to win despite the Republicans’ villainous
dirty tricks. Afterwards, McCain rides off into the sunset, John
Wayne-style. What this election needs are some alternate endings for
the DVD.
1. (Republican fantasy) In a heated debate moment, McCain uses
the codephrase “Trollop Down.” Dick Cheney emerges from the
crowd and shotguns Obama in the face.
2. (Democratic fantasy) During the debates, a snarkalicious Obama
screams, “Look out! Charlie’s gonna get you!” McCain then grasps
his chest and dies of a violent heart attack.
3. (Republican fantasy) With McCain gone, his running mate, Mike
Huckabee, becomes the nominee. Huckabee, full of testosterone
(have you seen how quickly he can grow a fi ve o’clock shadow?), fl ies
to Iraq, rips off his shirt and single-handedly wins the war, Rambo-
style.
4. (Democratic fantasy) In a surprise move, Will Smith unleashes his
genetically-modif i ed vampires to “cure” the Republicanism that has
wiped out New York.
5. (Libertarian fantasy) Seduced by the Dark Side, Ron Paul pledges
his allegiance to Emperor Palpatine and exterminates the last of the
Jedi.
6. (Democratic nightmare) In a last ditch effort to seize the
nomination, Hillary Clinton releases the deadly “Vagina Dentata.”
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Ah, the pre-feminist pose Brianna, aka The Real Brianna.

The Dick Cheney shooting people in the face bit was kind of prescient though, you've got to give them that much.
 
CtiM said:
Honestly, I don't know if being married to Johnny rises to the level of cuckoldry. It's in another, far more pathetic category altogether.
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Honestly, wanting to bang Brianna can only qualify as xenophilia.
 
NoStinkingBadges said:
I heard Wu's voice for the first time today.

Goodness gracious me, how come there are still people out there who think she's a natural-born woman?
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Want to know something funny? The voice she puts on for her public appearances is the practiced Wu feminine voice. If you ever listen to the Isometric podcasts, you'll hear her real voice there. It took me a few minutes on one of those shows to realize that it was Brianna Wu speaking and not just one of the dudes on that show doing a stereotypical gay dude voice.
 
TipsyTurnip said:
Those pics are so terrible that I'm inclined to think the person who posted them doesn't like her.

Snarl pic at lunch, focus on 400lb beta male in the audience, terrible stage shot where he's not very passable with chunky arms and receding hairline accentuated.
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The other hilarious alternative that those literally are the best ones they could get of Wu.
 
Whenever I feel bad about funding to universities getting cut I remember that waste money on shit like this. Let's pay a con artist to speak to our students.
 
Hey, John Walker Flynt spent 10 years in college!
Sure, the only thing he got out of it was an ambien addiction and no degree, but he spent 10 years failing.
 
Looks like there are about 13 people there plus the photographer. I'm honestly surprised that many people showed up.
 
Christ, Flynt doesn't pass at 15 feet. That stance screams trying to keep my nutsack from sticking to my leg.
 
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