Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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Norvic said:
So, I have a bit of speculation.... Did Wu's dog die of old age and she just exploited its death for victimbucks?

She's told various tales about how old Crash was when it died, sometimes 6 years old, sometimes 4... but is any of that true? In the Bluejean bandit thread, Flynt is described as having a rat dog that they called "precious." The election eve drafts from 2004 have a dog called Crash, Frank posted a video in 2011 where Crash is described as an "old man":

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy--yAEQuL0

If it's the same dog, it would have been over 12 years old at the least, which is a good age for a small dog. I wonder, was Crash's death completely unexceptional and did Wu conduct a deliberate campaign, lying repeatedly about the dog's age and cause of death to stir up publicity for herself?
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Just for the record, and so we know Frank can never do anything original:
 
OK, I know about Cuck-cake Crisis, but reading the failed release date list for Rev. 60 PC, I'm seeing.....

Project: Gogo?

WTF? More vaporware, obviously, but was this ever mentioned again?
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
OK, I know about Cuck-cake Crisis, but reading the failed release date list for Rev. 60 PC, I'm seeing.....

Project: Gogo?

WTF? More vaporware, obviously, but was this ever mentioned again?
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Project GoGo was the Wu name for what Anna Megill called Project Untold (source, this podcast). Status: abandoned because Wu couldn't get her 23 million dollars.
 
Count groudon said:
You know how in movies there's always a comedy relief duo consisting of an extremely stupid, short, fat guy and a tall, skinny, boisterous know-it-all? I think that Wu is supposed to be Chris' counterpart but by cruel fate they ended up in separate states.
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You're right, but its Frank.

Frank and Bri are some kind of irl Laurel and Hardy. The two stooges. I guess Natalie is the third stooge.

On a side note, its amusing how this place has always tried to be neutral in GG/SJW issues, but now that we're the "new face of GG" (lawls), @Null is going to find himself held personally responsible for all of GG's future sins, and all actions carried out by trolls in GG's name. Jace was setting himself up to take that flack, but without him to skapegoat, the staff here and other high-visibility kiwis are next in line.

Where's the Commander when the internet needs him most?
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
OK, I know about Cuck-cake Crisis, but reading the failed release date list for Rev. 60 PC, I'm seeing.....

Project: Gogo?

WTF? More vaporware, obviously, but was this ever mentioned again?
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Project: Gogo is Wu's latest brainchild that he apparently needs 23 million dollars to fund.
He's obviously failing at that goal, though.
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Von Clausewitz said:
Did Wu really balance a TV-Cabinet on top of a coffee-table? And just look at the floor or the consoles, my basement is cleaner than that. And what is that on the floor to the right? Did all the dust gather into a sentient colony? Does the Wu household lack a broom and a piece of old cloth? You know, something you would sweep the floor with and clean your prized consoles, before you tweet a picture of your 'Filthy Tower Of Console Babel' to 50,000 people.
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They must be paying Natalie to come in and do their cleaning for them.
 
Damn, John. Harper really hates your guts, big guy.

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https://tweetsave.com/randileeharper/status/719679202006601728
 
Blueneonkid said:
Project: Gogo is Wu's latest brainchild that he apparently needs 23 million dollars to fund.
He's obviously failing at that goal, though.
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Brianna Wu‏@Spacekatgal
So, the structure of GSX moving forward will be, @AnimatorMommy as creative director of Giant Spacekittens, @cynixy running Project Gogo. (25 Nov 2014)
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So Flynt/Wu needs $23 million for a game project that will be run by @cynixy (Anna Megill), someone with a B.A. in English and -- according to her LinkedIn -- a work history since graduation in 2008 that shows an average length of employment of 13 months at seven different employers, at none of which she was in a management or even supervisory position?

WTF?

This is some kind of joke, right?
 
Hodor said:
Spice Girls suck and New Nightmare is, as a horror movie, better than Scream in every way. Wu's got shit taste.

Funny how that Dreamcast is on, but without a controller and on the clock set up.

Which only happens, if I remember correctly, if you're either setting it up out of box or haven't had the system hooked up for awhile.
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Actually you have to do it if you havent booted it up in a while. It doesnt matter if its plugged in or not. It can happen if you dont turn on the thing for a few months which just goes to show that despite the DC being a good system the internal battery is shit.
 
A year ago, Flynt/Wu ventured into business analysis in an attempt to explain the "thinking" behind Project Gogo:

"You should know that women read more than men. In fact, a friend of mine in the publishing world told me recently, “Without women, there would be no novels.” Women make up 58 percent of book purchases. We also drive the paid app market. Putting these two products together is a no-brainer, merely a technological evolution of the passive experience of reading a novel."

Basing a company's financial decisions on "a friend of mine said" is exactly what you'd expect from the unfailingly logical mind behind Giant Spacekat. (Research? Boring. Must tweet. Must swill Soylent. Must tweet. Must kill dogs!)

Women make up 58 percent of book purchasers because they buy lots and lots of romance novels, which make up more than 16 percent of fiction sales in the U.S. -- and a much, much higher percentage if you include e-book sales. Unless Project Gogo will be producing interactive romances, you are pursuing the smaller market segment in all other categories.

As for apps: Giant Spakekat is supposed to be a gaming company. Men buy roughly 60 percent of all gaming apps sold and games rank No. 2 on the list of apps men purchase, behind only business apps. Gaming apps aren't even in the Top 5 for women, and No. 1 is social media.

Flynt/Wu really needs to hire someone with a business degree to guide him through these complicated decisions. His tranny rage is clouding his judgment when it comes to deciding where next to focus the massive resources of his one-employee-working (rarely)-at-home company. I know this to be correct because a friend of mine told me it's true.
 
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Surprised no-one's mentioned this in the thread (didn't even notice until someone pointed it out to me) but the FeministX account got a suspension.

I wasn't even allowed to do anything with the handle and they fucking suspend it. What a bunch of shit.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Flynt/Wu ventures into business analysis:

"You should know that women read more than men. In fact, a friend of mine in the publishing world told me recently, “Without women, there would be no novels.” Women make up 58 percent of book purchases. We also drive the paid app market. Putting these two products together is a no-brainer, merely a technological evolution of the passive experience of reading a novel."

Basing a company's financial decisions on "a friend of mine said" is exactly what you'd expect from the unfailingly logical mind behind Giant Spacekat. (Research? Boring. Must tweet. Must swill Soylent. Must kill dogs!)

Women make up 58 percent of book purchasers because they buy lots and lots of romance novels, which make up more than 16 percent of fiction sales in the U.S. -- and much, much higher if you include e-book sales. Unless Project Gogo will be producing interactive romances, you are pursuing the smaller market segment in all other categories.

As for apps: Giant Spakekat is supposed to be a gaming company. Men buy roughly 60 percent of all gaming apps sold and games rank No. 2 on the list of apps men purchase, behind only business apps. Gaming apps aren't even in the Top Five for women, and No. 1 is social media.

Flynt/Wu really needs to hire someone with a business degree to guide him through these complicated decisions. His tranny rage is clouding his judgment when it comes to deciding where next to focus the massive resources of his one-employee-working-at-home company. I know this to be correct because a fried of mine told me it's true.
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Wu is a business expert, remember? Started an animation company AND a game studio.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I know this to be correct because a friend of mine told me it's true.
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If you told me Johnny Boy said one thing and a random bum walked up to you on the subway, vomited Sterno in your lap, and told you the opposite, I'd probably believe the bum on general principle.
 
Jackass RN said:
Wu is a business expert, remember? Started an animation company AND a game studio.
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True.

If only we could edit his Wikipedia biography.

After his first business failed, Flynt was forced to live in his car.

After his second business failed, Flynt/Wu was forced to sit at home, insanely tweeting as the lonely hours ticked by, pausing from time to time to watch in slack-jawed fascination as his sickly dogs halfheartedly pursued the thousands of dust bunnies inhabiting his squalid and slovenly home.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
True.

If only we could edit his Wikipedia biography.

After his first business failed, Flynt was forced to live in his car.

After his second business failed, Flynt/Wu was forced to sit at home, insanely tweeting as the lonely hours ticked by, pausing from time to time to watch in slack-jawed fascination as his sickly dogs halfheartedly pursued the thousands of dust bunnies inhabiting his squalid and slovenly home.
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Don't forget the couch. Misbehaved doggos always go for couches when Frank forgets their daily oreos.
 
vertexwindi said:
Surprised no-one's mentioned this in the thread (didn't even notice until someone pointed it out to me) but the FeministX account got a suspension.

I wasn't even allowed to do anything with the handle and they fucking suspend it. What a bunch of shit.
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To be fair I was surprised to learn that Twitter allows reposession of deactivated accounts in the first place. I've been under the impression that the twitter handles are locked once they have been claimed, even if they the associated account got deactivated and abandoned.

Did you have to jump through any hoops getting it or was it just open?
 
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