Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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Wu is just dirty, and not in a good way.

Clothes are stained, hair is manky, house has never seen a duster, dogs are as un-white as white dogs can be. Eww.
 
I was compelled to make this icon.

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Anita360NoTrope said:
Haha, they photoshopped the stains away in their promo material.

(Warning: high res Wu)
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Also weird hairline confirmed.
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Are they trolling her? None of those pictures are even REMOTELY flattering. I know they have to work with Brianna Wu, but good lord, she looks like an oversized rat wearing women's clothing in a lot of these pictures.

Did... did she approve of these? I wouldn't have. You can see her gigantic ratlike front teeth in each picture.
 
Before I waste time to edit some of this quotes, let me waste time to talk about Wu's hair:

What-the-fuck? I mean seriously has she ever heard of conditioner? Her hair looks like straw. My dog has a better pelt, than what she is growing on her head. When was the last time she visited a hair dresser? Does she do her hair herself? If it wasn't for her hairline pulling back like the Nazis after Stalingrad, I would really be at a loss if that thing was a cheap wig or not. Why the heck would you go for a side parting, if you are balding at the temples that hard? When did she re-color her hair the last time? If I see that correctly it already grew out an inch or so.

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breadandcircuses said:
Are they trolling her? None of those pictures are even REMOTELY flattering. I know they have to work with Brianna Wu, but good lord, she looks like an oversized rat wearing women's clothing in a lot of these pictures.

Did... did she approve of these? I wouldn't have. You can see her gigantic ratlike front teeth in each picture.
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There are things even Photoshop can't salvage. (Well there are, but you don't want to pay that much, just to make Brianna Wu look a little bit more human.)
 
Did anyone else notice the tons of dandruff and other crap on her shoulders? Combined with the hair that looks like a bad wig and Wu has turned into a fucked up Korean made Barbie imitation sold at the dollar store and pulled out of a closet after 40 years.
 
Von Clausewitz said:
Before I waste time to edit some of this quotes, let me waste time to talk about Wu's hair:

What-the-fuck? I mean seriously has she ever heard of conditioner? Her hair looks like straw. My dog has a better pelt, than what she is growing on her head. When was the last time she visited a hair dresser? Does she do her hair herself? If it wasn't for her hairline pulling back like the Nazis after Stalingrad, I would really be at a loss if that thing was a cheap wig or not. Why the heck would you go for a side parting, if you are balding at the temples that hard? When did she re-color her hair the last time? If I see that correctly it already grew out an inch or so.

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There are things even Photoshop can't salvage. (Well there are, but you don't want to pay that much, just to make Brianna Wu look a little bit more human.)
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On conditioner: I don't use conditioner. On the other hand, I never let my hair past my shoulders (I'm also not trying to pass as a femme-y femme laaaaady).

As for Photoshop: I'm sure photoshop could do it, but I'm sure the guy hired by blogher to do the work has a deadline and fixing everything wrong with Brianna Wu is like squaring a circle, possible but only if I'm allowed unlimited time and unlimited moves.
 
Is it just me, or does her hair look really greasy in the video? Maybe it's just wet or something, I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was grease....
....What, with the stain on her pants and all.
 
H3LLH4MM3R666 said:
It's amazing how a person's perception of others is reflected in their idealized selfs.

We know who Brianna Wu really is, and the comedy comes from seeing her build a shallow identity around herself and going into a narcissistic rage when other people see through it. She can't even listen to advice on dog-raising without getting peeved, because what kind of simpleton needs to be told how to walk a dog? Other people need that kind of help, not the great Brianna Wu

We know what kind of fictional person she wants to be. But she keeps failing. Because to Brianna Wu, what a person does with their time is not as important as what they signal to others. She's trying to be the type of woman that she idealized going back to John Flynt's comic days. Bold, independent, self-sufficient and a genius. But those women were cartoons, they didn't have lives beyond some shallow character traits and passing mentions of hobbies within a few panels. They didn't have struggles, encounter real problems, grow as people, or face their own shortcomings like adults.

Which sort of reflected how he saw women and people in general. Not as people, but as parts of people. They have hair, clothes, sassy one-liners and obscure references to nerd topics. They don't do work, but have occupations, they don't have accomplishments, just titles.

Brianna assumes that being a software developer is about having a title and tweeting about nerd subjects all day, because her idea of a developer doesn't go beyond what she saw in the media. Time magazine interviews with Silicon valley titans aren't technical and don't go much beyond listing accomplishments and dropping some altruistic-sounding quotes. That's all it takes, right? It sure as heck doesn't involve watching mind-numbing 3-hour tutorial videos about obscure APIs. It doesn't involve realizing you wasted an entire afternoon debugging because you spelt a word wrong. It doesn't involve having to rely on a heavily-accented gross indian guy for help all the time. It doesn't involve having coworkers and students younger than you explain to you why your code is bad, even though you have a degree and they don't.

Nope, computer programming is all glamour and accolades.
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This is spot-on. Also when she does actually have to do a tiny bit of actual work, she treats it like she's been down in the salt mines for 30 hours straight. I think she tweeted a dozen times about that trailers she had to put together. Teenagers put together videos of their Call of Duty killshots on a daily basis without screaming about how difficult life is.
 
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually got a good surgeon to do it, however with age it'll slowly fall apart.
Basically, the more one alters the facial structure, the worse it'll look when said person grows old. Just look at Micheal Jackson or one of those many other surgery addicts.
I wonder if there will be a time when Frank will decide that he can have a less costly trophy tranny that's a lot younger and doesn't have a face like a melted lump of cheese. He's loaded, has a well paid job, a nice house to live in (though it's not his)... I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually planning to drop BriBri some point in the future, when he's outlived his usefulness.

If such a thing should ever happen (however likely or unlikely) I hope Kiwifarms will still be around, so we can mock Johnny Boy the moment he has to survive on his (an I use the terms lightly) skills and talents alone.
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We'll get to see what the real number of her Patreon is.
 
What's really starting to grow on me is the way Bribri juts open her eyes in every single photo.
It just looks like some serial killer shortly before grabbing a hatchet or something.
Von Clausewitz said:
My dog has a better pelt, than what she is growing on her head.
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Well, I assume your dog eats more healthy food than her, so there...
 
Richard Stabone said:
This is spot-on. Also when she does actually have to do a tiny bit of actual work, she treats it like she's been down in the salt mines for 30 hours straight. I think she tweeted a dozen times about that trailers she had to put together. Teenagers put together videos of their Call of Duty killshots on a daily basis without screaming about how difficult life is.
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So much this. To hear Wu tell it, she's been working crunch time more or less continually since 2012. We've seen the truth though in the last 3 months or so, she does almost nothing and brags about the tiny bit she does actually get done. That had to be the case, what with the R60 port taking two whole years and still not being released, but watching the saga of the trailers nicely underscores Wu's work ethic.

Also, this tweet in particular definitely needs to be immortalised:

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Haha.
 
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breadandcircuses said:
Are they trolling her? None of those pictures are even REMOTELY flattering. I know they have to work with Brianna Wu, but good lord, she looks like an oversized rat wearing women's clothing in a lot of these pictures.

Did... did she approve of these? I wouldn't have. You can see her gigantic ratlike front teeth in each picture.
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Brianna's a lot like Chris. She can't see her own flaws or any of the flaws in her creation. Chris thinks Sonichu is perfect. Brianna thinks Rev 60 is perfect. Chris thinks he's a beautiful transwoman that all lesbians should love. Brianna thinks she's a kickass biker girl on a crusade for all womankind. Brianna has a little more self-awareness than Chris, but not a lot.

She sees those pictures and those quotes and just shakes with delight because it's validation of her life. She thinks everyone is totally following her lies and she's got everything under control. She doesn't see the monstrosity of medical science we all do. She sees the self she wants to see.
 
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