Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
Why do FlyntWu's heroines all have massive testicles mounted on the tops of their heads?

I made it as far as the badly done female Bill O'Reilly expy and then gave up. No oil tanker crashes for me!
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It's a heart. Or supposed to be.

Cynical said:
@Jaimas, if you feel the need to take some time off after enduring that horrible tranny fanfic, then please, go ahead and do what you need to, that shit made the worst of Sonichu look like classical literature.
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Thank you.
 
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Your humour is shit, literally kill yourself.

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Jaimas said:
The entire thing builds to a fever pitch that's so fucking insane that you'd swear it came from the mind of OPL. Minuete is getting used by her mysterious benefactor in a bid to assassinate the president! Using a team of female agents, called Ninth Accomplice, and they wear lingerie into battle! They are totally like robots!! This is a totally not-contrived, not-stupid thing that makes perfect sense (if you chew mercury and sperg on Twitter for a living). EMP BOMBS! DANGER CITY!!!
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Is that the story behind this piece?
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>everyone I know who is LGBT

Admission to being a tranny, John?
 
Jaimas said:
She's based off Mimet from Sailor Moon. Wu has no shame.

Anyway.

Chapter Five is the final chapter of Election Eve - and by far the worst one yet. Unlike 3, which was hilariously insane, and 4, which was just filler content, Chapter Five is all business. And that business is making the entire previous four chapters look good in contrast. It starts with a shot-for-shot re-do of the initial scene at LV426, before going into more relationship faggotry. The entire thing is Rosechu and Sonichu levels of idealized romance.

The entire thing builds to a fever pitch that's so fucking insane that you'd swear it came from the mind of OPL. Minuete is getting used by her mysterious benefactor in a bid to assassinate the president! Using a team of female agents, called Ninth Accomplice, and they wear lingerie into battle! They are totally like robots!! This is a totally not-contrived, not-stupid thing that makes perfect sense (if you chew mercury and sperg on Twitter for a living). EMP BOMBS! DANGER CITY!!!

I need a drink.

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OK, booze downed.

...For fuck's sake this entire shit-show is an early version of Revolution 60 that is even more incoherent and stupid. Allison defeats trained assassins in close-combat through the magic of being really drunk. Brea fucking kills people, after a fucking MGS reference. Also you see where Allison's post-battle double-tap comes from. Also the Veep was assasinated through the power of plot convenience. Allison can fly a helicopter now. Then Misrtess Nine becomes a fuck-mothering Captain Planet Villain and crashes oil tankers into federal buildings. But the protagonists earn the presidential medal of freedom and we learn that Minuete's full name is Minuete Lea Monde Kiley. So Wu has now retroactively ruined Vagrant Story for me.

....This is real, right? I'm not reading an elaborate, Brianna Wu-induced hallucination, am I?

But the best part is at the end. It's beautiful. It's fucking on-level with Coldsteel the Hedgeheg's "kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit" and similar. Read:



Wow. And more:



Just.... Go read this faggotry. Please.
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For the final time, I've tried to read Flynt's writing both sober and after getting stoned.

It's the most autistic thing I've ever read. Even more than previous chapters. Can we get @Boldspicy to make Wu an autism pufferfish trophy? Because christ, this makes Sonichu look tame.
 
Jaimas said:
FUN FACT: The S and S Flynt bitched about? The other stakeholders on Socially Unconscious Productions, Sara Champagne and Stephen Philips.
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I've often felt that it's a waste of time to try tracking those two people down, but showing them these words that John wrote about them would likely grease whatever wheels are necessary to get them to talk.

It's nice that he said "his own money" here. His ego can't keep his lies straight.

Kerfuffle said:
This is fucking painful.

Also, he really had a hard on for that sorority, I guess.

edit: wait why the fuck is a bloke named Cassidy?
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Flynt always gives his boy characters ambiguous-but-usually-female names, like Ashley or Kelly.

That sorority existed at Ole Miss in the 1990s. It's worth trying to find some members and asking them what they know of the blue jean bandit.

Cynical said:
YOU WERE NEVER ADOPTED, JOHN WALKER FLYNT!
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We have no evidence he wasn't adopted. If it's a lie, it's a lie he's consistently stuck to, even as John Flynt, which is rare. He usually goofs up most of his lies.

Yes, I know about the side-by-side picture of Dr Flynt with John. It's not really convincing. Adoptive parents don't pick babies that look strikingly different from themselves. And the fact that no adoption papers have been found by Kiwis is completely irrelevant. You aren't going to find adoption papers on Google. Those are things that were typically locked down even to private investigators before Flynt was born.

You could do a DNA test. It wouldn't be too hard to get a sample from Wu from one of his talks because he must shed hair worse than a cat, but his parents want nothing at all to do with this shit-show

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President George W. Bush: Okay, I’m making no qualms about this at all, the novel you have just read would not have been possible without the help of President George W. Bush. When I voted for him in 2000 I had no idea whatsoever that he would help me achieve my lifelong dream of finishing my first novel, by keeping the economy so shitty that I couldn’t find a job and was forcibly unemployed. That meant I had a lot of free time to really refine this novel for you. So in part, you really have President George W. Bush to thank for the hilarious novel you have just enjoyed, and Bushie, I know you yourself have a lot of free time nowadays, so if you’d like, feel free to come on down with me to do some book tours with me
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"I couldn't find a job and was forcibly unemployed" should be compared against "all my work as an investigative journalist after graduation."

"a lot of free time to really refine this novel" -> hate to see the unrefined novel

"So in part, you really have President George W. Bush to thank for the hilarious novel you have just enjoyed" -> oh, and how we have enjoyed it, John.

"I know you yourself have a lot of free time nowadays" -> This implies that he's writing this after 2009 when Obama was in office. I thought he was already into Brianna mode at that time, though.
 
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Cynical said:
You were not adopted, Flynt:

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I'd laugh so fucking hard if John was denounced Rachael Dolezal style.
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Oh, John. Doing the "adoption" drama rerun?

Last summer you treated us to histrionic tales of "being sold for $20K", "religious extremists", "Catholic Church" "ransoms", not being tolerated for your "different views" as a child, "Gamergate" paranoia, and the like. You really pulled out all the stops.

Still puzzling through why your Presbyterian "religious extremist" parents were working with the Catholic Church and how your OB/GYN dad and biology-trained mom somehow went from being infertile to having two children naturally after you. Did the Pope get involved and grant some fertility miracle in all this? What were the Illuminati doing? The Freemasons? Did you get baby-amnesia? Were you swapped for "Lauren"?

You, of course, burned this whole fairytale. But thankfully, we still have a copy.

Enjoy, Kiwis.

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Sarcastic Username said:
We have no evidence he wasn't adopted. If it's a lie, it's a lie he's consistently stuck to, even as John Flynt, which is rare. He usually goofs up most of his lies.

Yes, I know about the side-by-side picture of Dr Flynt with John. It's not really convincing. Adoptive parents don't pick babies that look strikingly different from themselves. And the fact that no adoption papers have been found by Kiwis is completely irrelevant. You aren't going to find adoption papers on Google. Those are things that were typically locked down even to private investigators before Flynt was born.

You could do a DNA test. It wouldn't be too hard to get a sample from Wu from one of his talks because he must shed hair worse than a cat, but his parents want nothing at all to do with this shit-show
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Yeah, I agree, DNA would be the easiest way to put this question to rest forever, but while getting his would be easy enough, nothing sort of some bizarre legal circumstances would ever get his parents available to settle the question.

On the other hand, all the evidence leans heavily in extreme favor of this being just another lie even if you give as much benefit to the doubt as possible. He already hated his parents for cutting off the gravy train and not being the Borb to his Chris no matter what, so even before he hacked his dick off he had ample reason to deny their relation. Also, he's flipped flopped on so many details concerning his parents it's really hard to figure out what is fact and fiction that objective evidence can't immediately disprove.

And what @zedkissed60 posted only makes the benefit of the doubt you could give out very little at best.
 
Takes a lot of chutzpah to shit-talk people who adopt. These are folks who spend millions of dollars to give the unwanted children of strangers (who would otherwise be left to the nightmare of state or foster care) real homes, families and futures. Without her so-called prejudiced parents, Wu'd certainly never have the money for her animation company, her transition, her "background in investigative journalism"...and she's still whinging because their beliefs are further to the right than hers. Goddamn.
 
I feel bad for John's parents, I can't tell if his behaviour is worse if he is their biological son or adopted. They fund him through 10 years of college, give him $200,000 to start an animation business working on some abortion of an idea, and the fucker just spends half his time badmouthing them now, ignoring/covering-up all they did for him and creating stories of what monsters they are, at least, when he's not outright denying their existence if they are actually his biological parents.

Judging by the fact his MO seems to be to just blame everything on other people and badmouth them when they no longer go along with his shit or when his plans inevitably turn to dogshit, I'm fairly skeptical of any claim he makes regarding how terrible these two people that gave their son so much could be. Especially as his father was one of the people in his 'Thanks' section in Chapter 5.
 
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