💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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The internet says Bam is about 5'8. Assuming his mustache is about an inch tall, that puts her at about 6'1.
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Bam is pulling a 13th step. Stating the obvious here, but he should be concentrating on his sobriety, not jumping into getting engaged to someone with a record and works in a weed shop, while he's still legally married to Nikki and still has active cases of his own.
 
My best friend Josh moon died in a car accident 4 years ago he's dead and gone. Serbia was his favorite place I'm going to build him a Sneedpark. You don't have to be a foru admin to be an earthrocker. Chantel is an earthrocker. My other best friend Floyd is on heroin again he's back in rehab again for the 16th time good luck with that. I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm sick of all the shit. I don't go out anymore because I hate every mother fucker I see. 4 years I wasted chitchatting with Kiwis on the forums with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home like a hermit.
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So he’s swapped his addiction for a quick fix, as soon as he’s got her sucked in completely he’ll start again. He hasn’t got his head in the right place, he’s placed his sobriety in her hands, so any relapses will be on her and never his fault.
 
TractorGirl said:
So he’s swapped his addiction for a quick fix, as soon as he’s got her sucked in completely he’ll start again. He hasn’t got his head in the right place, he’s placed his sobriety in her hands, so any relapses will be on her and never his fault.
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Weed shop bimbo.

Short of a literal rehab romance he could hardly be less stereotypical.
 
Most addiction programs strongly discourage people from getting into a relationship within a year of getting sober. Gosh it's almost like Bam isn't taking this seriously.
 
It’ll fail, much like his attempts at sobriety. He’ll fuck around on her, she’ll get revenge in the most unstable whore way possible, and he will act like the poor victim in all this. Here’s hoping there’s no tard babies that get made out of this very temporary union. Given how old and polluted both are, it’s a guarantee that a baby will have a lot of problems. Neither of them have any kind of business making a baby together.
 
if there is any fallout from this, there is 1 thing to remember
Steve-O wont be mediating an amicable result for both parties this time, Steve-O said hes done with him, and this was recent
last time Bam got into big legal shit with his ex it was Steve-O that convinced her to settle it without drama, she wanted to go order 66 on Bam
so whatever happens from here on out will probably be through lawyers and there will be lots of drama
 
The ultimatum of “Pick me or the bottle” never works, because once the “she” leaves the picture, the bottle gets picked right back up. This is why they discourage relationships in AA. You only need one relationship; With yourself. Fix yourself and learn to love yourself, then you can love another.

Oh, Bam. You’re on the road to killing yourself.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
The ultimatum of “Pick me or the bottle” never works, because once the “she” leaves the picture, the bottle gets picked right back up. This is why they discourage relationships in AA. You only need one relationship; With yourself. Fix yourself and learn to love yourself, then you can love another.

Oh, Bam. You’re on the road to killing yourself.
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Who said anything about love it's a rent-a-hole bruh
 
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