💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Bam drove his Bentley to this location, had the Stretch Queef take this photo, and promptly uploaded it to Instagram without a care in the world:
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He took time out of his day yesterday to wish his #1 source of pussy a happy birthday:
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So TLDR - Bam did not spend Thanksgiving with Phoenix and instead opted to go to Texas to fart around on his skateboard:
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Consider Lizärds said:
A recent Bam skating video on YT, I've not watched it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TDrlfgKsXFI
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Late, but that was good (not much Bam, but a cool (terrifying) drop-in at an active intersection).
Rogowski said:
Bamuel's latest girlfriend:
Danielle Marie Solan
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It started out well ("Oh, nice, she's even age-appropriate," I said to myself). And then:
"patient acquisition" (lol, I guess she did) at a pot place (perfect for a completely and totally sober person). Then 2 jobs from 5-6 years ago, one that lasted 10 months or so, and one for 3. Nothing listed for a 43 yo woman prior to age 37. And then "Hollywood Institute of Beauty Careers." I guess that's just cosmetology of some sort, but the name is wonderful.

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The arc of Bam's body as he lies on his back: :gunt:
 
Lima's case was thrown out, and it seems Britney Jean Courville of Princeton, New Jersey is already celebrating despite Lima already proceeding to refile: IMG_0383.jpeg IMG_0381.jpeg IMG_0382.jpeg
Here's the news from a less biased source:
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Bonus Jess rant:
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Late, but that was good (not much Bam, but a cool (terrifying) drop-in at an active intersection).

It started out well ("Oh, nice, she's even age-appropriate," I said to myself). And then:
"patient acquisition" (lol, I guess she did) at a pot place (perfect for a completely and totally sober person). Then 2 jobs from 5-6 years ago, one that lasted 10 months or so, and one for 3. Nothing listed for a 43 yo woman prior to age 37. And then "Hollywood Institute of Beauty Careers." I guess that's just cosmetology of some sort, but the name is wonderful.

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The arc of Bam's body as he lies on his back: :gunt:
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What a childish mindset and embarrassing post.
Definitely how a teen thinks.
Hey sure I can't see my own son but SEXXXXXXXXX guys I have SEX want to smell my fingers?!?!?

Im late to reply but I had no idea the blood hound gang was so gross and fucked up. With out my exact age they definitely appealed to teen basso being edgy and tbh one fierce beer coaster has some bangers aside comedic effect.

There's nothing wrong if your act is frat boy rock, it's if you still like that life ... Or do the shit you joke about ever let alone pushing 50.
 
Bassomatic said:
What a childish mindset and embarrassing post.
Definitely how a teen thinks.
Hey sure I can't see my own son but SEXXXXXXXXX guys I have SEX want to smell my fingers?!?!?

Im late to reply but I had no idea the blood hound gang was so gross and fucked up. With out my exact age they definitely appealed to teen basso being edgy and tbh one fierce beer coaster has some bangers aside comedic effect.

There's nothing wrong if your act is frat boy rock, it's if you still like that life ... Or do the shit you joke about ever let alone pushing 50.
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Oh, Christ, lol, you meant Margera's post? I spent a full minute wondering what about my comment (post) sounded like an arrested man bragging about sex. Cheers!
 
It seems Bam stopped in to see Donut Operator at his skate shop.

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Much wailing and gnashing of teeth from Redditors who are angry that the great Bam Margera has stooped so low as to being seen with le alt-right Nazi chud, a guy who makes videos about police shootings on YouTube is basically the same as Hitler to them.

Anyway, Bam still isn't looking too great but I suppose marginally better than his "attacking his brother and fleeing into the woods" days.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Oh, Christ, lol, you meant Margera's post? I spent a full minute wondering what about my comment (post) sounded like an arrested man bragging about sex. Cheers!
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My bad, quote fucked up.

Bam is in an interesting situation now. He's skating and I think (plus we all seem to see/agree) is a good thing for him. But he's with his new skank who's using him, and has these orbiters. Who will leech and definitely not stop him from slipping.

Now as he's temporary clean he can get more small things even photo ops etc, but with fame comes temptings and yes men.

Bams best bet is to keep skating and be a hermit. I don't foresee that tho. Either way, while he's a spoiled junkie, he's far from the worst cow a sober upswing or redemption would be for a good show. Even if only a bit.

Remember cows aren't worth getting invested in. :)
 
Rogowski said:
Lima's case was thrown out, and it seems Britney Jean Courville of Princeton, New Jersey is already celebrating despite Lima already proceeding to refile:View attachment 5530555 View attachment 5530556View attachment 5530557
Here's the news from a less biased source:
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Bonus Jess rant:
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Britney is the most insufferable bitch. Every time I hear that dumb bitches voice yapping my blood pressure spikes. Enabling the addict by justifying his bullshit and she only does that to try to get him on her streams. She’s a disgusting pig and I hope she dies in a bus fire.
 
Looks like Bam finally got a chance to hang with his son but he threw a shit fit online because he couldn't use his son on social media
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Bassomatic said:
What a childish mindset and embarrassing post.
Definitely how a teen thinks.
Hey sure I can't see my own son but SEXXXXXXXXX guys I have SEX want to smell my fingers?!?!?

Im late to reply but I had no idea the blood hound gang was so gross and fucked up. With out my exact age they definitely appealed to teen basso being edgy and tbh one fierce beer coaster has some bangers aside comedic effect.

There's nothing wrong if your act is frat boy rock, it's if you still like that life ... Or do the shit you joke about ever let alone pushing 50.
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Hey, DAMMIT, Bam got the kid's NAME scribbled on his tard face. What the fuckity fuck else do you fucking want??

THERE WAS NO. OTHER. WAY.


And face it: I'm sure Phoenix appreciates dad railing some dirty strange thot while his mom struggles to raise him. When he gets old enough and wants to buy a house or go to college, maybe then they'll take stupid face tattoos as payment and he can see the real value behind his father's love.

I know Bam's an adult, but I'm feeling less and less sympathy for Phil and April.
 
Green Man said:
Much wailing and gnashing of teeth from Redditors who are angry that the great Bam Margera has stooped so low as to being seen with le alt-right Nazi chud, a guy who makes videos about police shootings on YouTube is basically the same as Hitler to them.
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I doubt many redditors would necessarily recognize bloated Bam.
 
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