💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Been gone a while, but here’s an update:
(Sorry if some of this info has been covered previous)

- Bam is still waiting for his assault case to go to trial. Due to a PI charge while out on bail for the assault he’s currently wearing an ankle bracelet that monitors whether he’s drinking alcohol. Due to this, the Bam Stans who think he can do no wrong are saying the alcoholism is cured:
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He’s skating again which makes everyone assume that landing 360 flips = sobriety
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- You may have noticed there’s a new lady on his arm, she’s a “fitness influencer” who calls herself (I’m not making this up) The Stretch Queen. You can find her on IG at @danniimarieofficial but interestingly enough Bam isn’t in a single photo on her profile. He swears she’s the reason for his sobriety but the cracks are beginning to show that being sober does not equal being stable:
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He got another shitty neck tattoo:

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- Another turn of events is Lima’s (Bam’s guardian during his rehab tour of Florida) original suit against the Surprise Shitness was thrown out and they re-filed the suit to include her husband as well. The suit makes a damning claim that Lima’s sister was raped by one of BJ’s zealots and this resulted in a gag order and restraining order successfully filed against BJ.

There’s a Twitter account that is following the lawsuit closely and posting updates as they happen

Someone who speaks Lawyerese might find all this interesting but it’s gibberish to me, Tweets below give you the gist:
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RE: the last tweet, around the same time BJ was smacked with a social media gag order regarding Lima and her family Bam suddenly showed a passionate interest in the #FreeBam movement and started posting things that didn’t seem like they were written by him:
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Oh yeah, and the Margeras are now dealing with #FreeBam faggots showing up on their doorstep.
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Rogowski said:
He’s skating again which makes everyone assume that landing 360 flips = sobriety
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Meh, even if it’s a tiny positive thing, it’s still positive. But obviously doesn’t negate all the fuckups in his past. And he’s got an insurmountable amount of progress ahead if he wants to live more than another couple years at most…
Rogowski said:
she’s a “fitness influencer” who calls herself (I’m not making this up) The Stretch Queen.
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LOL! I assume she went with the double entendre on purpose but it’s fucking cringe and hilarious. Male influencer could NOT get away with that shit, haha.
 
Bracelet or not, at his age I doubt he could skate if he was under the influence. He's probably only sober because he's forced to
Disgusting to see weens harassing the extended family, but then again you got to wonder what kind of a fanbase this deadbeat has at this point. Can't be hard to manipulate them, hence the parasocial relationship between them, Bam, his family and Bj.
Wonder how Tony Hawk is doing, having an existential crisis and being forgotten about has to be better than this shit
 
12GameOvers said:
Bracelet or not, at his age I doubt he could skate if he was under the influence. He's probably only sober because he's forced to
Disgusting to see weens harassing the extended family, but then again you got to wonder what kind of a fanbase this deadbeat has at this point. Can't be hard to manipulate them, hence the parasocial relationship between them, Bam, his family and Bj.
Wonder how Tony Hawk is doing, having an existential crisis and being forgotten about has to be better than this shit
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He still gets brought up anytime people talk about old skater culture when I see it pop up in normie spaces. Bam doesn't even get mentioned when people talk Jackass that much. People talk mostly about Wee Man, Knoxville, and Steveo. He's also still raking it in since some of the games got released on Steam recently.

The man is clearly doing better in public consciousness than Bam is at least.
 
I suspect this is a brief high point. But I hope the fact he's skating and sober (even if forced) is good for him. From what TV learning (and cow watching) I know exercise is great for rehabilitation and quitting drugs. With our nit picking, Bam was a good skater he might have been pro because his 'tude and looks. But he definitely in his prime was talented and worked on it. I'm sure despite everything he does have some passion still. This could be a spark but, his schizo shit the enablers and his new clout chasing ho I more think it's a fart in the wind.

With everything he's done etc, he's not the best or worst person ever but, if he got clean and skated again opened a shop or something he could be a great happy ending. Plus, let's be real who'd see that coming?

Fun fact, if Bam does go to prison (not jail) he will be in same one as good old Nick "there's poop on my dick you can't convict" Bate.
 
Bam had a 30 minute appearance on Philadelphia's Preston & Steve morning show Thursday. Bam continues to make excuses for his retarded behavior while the hosts thankfully call him out and try to push him in the right direction. Begins at 1:51:40
 
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Pissmaster said:
In light of all that has happened over the last 24 hrs, Jess Margera wants to remind you that Orange Man Bad™.
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https://twitter.com/jessmargera/status/1711173539879911739 (His account is currently protected; cannot archive)
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I really don't understand that last tweet. How do you "politicize" a giant terrorist attack that has led into a full scale war? That's as much of a political situation as something could ever be. Maybe that's why Jess just trailed off at the end.

Anyway the great of Emancipator of Celeb Lolcows BJ Courville is in a lawsuit with Bam's old Tard Wrangler Lima. What catches my eye is BJ's fundraiser which has raked up a respectable $53k. But do take a look at this schizo looking donation message from "anon ymous."
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TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS just to request that BJ do some Bible Study videos? Goddamn girls really do have life on Easy Mode. For immediate BJ Courville updates check out BJGummyLips.
 
Archive of latest videos for posterity:
#1. Ranting about his roommate dying in rehab:

#2: Skating:

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12GameOvers said:
Bracelet or not, at his age I doubt he could skate if he was under the influence. He's probably only sober because he's forced to
Disgusting to see weens harassing the extended family, but then again you got to wonder what kind of a fanbase this deadbeat has at this point. Can't be hard to manipulate them, hence the parasocial relationship between them, Bam, his family and Bj.
Wonder how Tony Hawk is doing, having an existential crisis and being forgotten about has to be better than this shit
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Tony Hawk takes cholesterol medication. Just sayin'.
 
Luigi Cadorna said:
hosts thankfully call him out and try to push him in the right direction.
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I'm sure 25 years of heavy drinking and drugs will finally loosen their grips on him now with a few pep talks.

He needs to be euthanized.
 
Give me late tags if this video was already uploaded I didn't see it in this thread. I hope Bam is That Surprise Witness for BJ's defense.

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Also BJ did a hit piece video on Jess Margera. I now get why Jess has privated his Twitter who would want BJ's army spamming them.
 
12GameOvers said:
Bracelet or not, at his age I doubt he could skate if he was under the influence. He's probably only sober because he's forced to
Disgusting to see weens harassing the extended family, but then again you got to wonder what kind of a fanbase this deadbeat has at this point. Can't be hard to manipulate them, hence the parasocial relationship between them, Bam, his family and Bj.
Wonder how Tony Hawk is doing, having an existential crisis and being forgotten about has to be better than this shit
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Tony Hawk broke his femur last year and he's still recovering from it.
 
Pissmaster said:
In light of all that has happened over the last 24 hrs, Jess Margera wants to remind you that Orange Man Bad™.
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https://twitter.com/jessmargera/status/1711173539879911739 (His account is currently protected; cannot archive)
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Jess really wants his own thread doesn't he?

I don't expect much or lasting but Bam does seem on the upswing lot of skating lately.

Its still so weird he's got these stalker level fans. They are just as dangerous as your regular stalkers if not more.
 
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