💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Years ago Bam posted a video of himself reading an open letter to Ville and basically admitted they had a romantic/physical relationship. It was pathetic and embarrassing to watch.

I don’t think I’ve seen it posted yet in this thread if anyone knows what I’m talking about and has a link.

It's mentioned, but a video of it is a bitch to find. He still blames him for his alcoholism.
 
It's mentioned, but a video of it is a bitch to find. He still blames him for his alcoholism.
there's a video on facebook, when i go there the audio doesn't work. it is supposedly not bam, bam is filming, but his friend Red Mohawk reading the letter.

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So i haven’t watched it but there’s people on the sub who are talking about that one YouTuber who wants to #FREEBAM, she made a video recently where she finally snagged an exclusive. Something about a restraining order filed for an incident a day or two after he was arrested for domestic violence. I’ll let them explain:
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When you think about it too, this woman seems to be a scumbag on par with Bam.
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Non-scumbags won't hang out with bloated drug addicted 40 year olds, no matter the level of their fame.
 
Not only that, but it must’ve really stung to see his ex-wife, Novak, his brother, and Jimmy Pop together watching Ville Vallo live and hanging out backstage
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Every time I check in on the thread, I see someone who I’m genuinely surprised to see alive or still chugging along. I certainly forgot about Jimmy Pop’s existence.

Now I kinda wanna bust out One Fierce Beer Coaster.

Thread tax: Bam’s a barely sentient pile of slop, news at 11. I fully expected a “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO” on his Knoxville threat video.
 
It’s beyond pathetic that this 43-year-old man thinks a 52-year-old man is incapable of saying no after being “double dog dared” and called a pussy, like it’s 1999 again and they’re still kids. He truly seems to think that he’s got Knoxville cornered with that.
 
It’s beyond pathetic that this 43-year-old man thinks a 52-year-old man is incapable of saying no after being “double dog dared” and called a pussy, like it’s 1999 again and they’re still kids. He truly seems to think that he’s got Knoxville cornered with that.
I'm sure Knoxville is crying himself to sleep on his pile of tens of millions.

It's just further evidence that this faggot never matured. Ever. Not even an inch. He still dresses like the early 00s contrived bullshit he would wear. He's a gen xer that's into goth at nearly 50.
 
Bam will never get his bare knuckle boxing event. In the last Jackass Knoxville copped a major head injury playing with a bull, no way would any doctor let him fight.
 
If he is stupid enough to go anywhere near a family court demanding visitation with Phoenix, that video will get him a no-contact order.

You cannot do that when you are disputing visitation, let alone custody of a child. That's a slam dunk documented "....and this is why Bam doesn't get to see him" right there.
 
So i haven’t watched it but there’s people on the sub who are talking about that one YouTuber who wants to #FREEBAM, she made a video recently where she finally snagged an exclusive. Something about a restraining order filed for an incident a day or two after he was arrested for domestic violence. I’ll let them explain:
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When you think about it too, this woman seems to be a scumbag on par with Bam.
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I don't get the confusion here, most likely this woman is borderline homeless and an addict herself, much like Nikki was when she met Bam. This is California, there isn't exactly a dearth of these types. She is probably looking to get a baby in her as quickly as possible so she can lock down some of Bam's money before he finally bites the dust.
 
It’s beyond pathetic that this 43-year-old man thinks a 52-year-old man is incapable of saying no after being “double dog dared” and called a pussy, like it’s 1999 again and they’re still kids. He truly seems to think that he’s got Knoxville cornered with that.
Unlike Bam, Knoxville is an adult for lack of better words.
He have put his life on the line so many times. He body of work speak for itself. He never got into that self destruction shit that Bammy boy did.
He manged to transfer from Jackass to become a film actor (even if some of his movies are less then steller) while Bam have done fuckall.
 
Unlike Bam, Knoxville is an adult for lack of better words.
He have put his life on the line so many times. He body of work speak for itself. He never got into that self destruction shit that Bammy boy did.
He manged to transfer from Jackass to become a film actor (even if some of his movies are less then steller) while Bam have done fuckall.
I liked the Ringer even if it was a bit corny. The message was wholesome and I laughed a lot. Knoxville is a fairly good actor and seems genuinely nice and personable.

Also: Bam looks like Don Vito, and will share Don Vito's fate. Love that for him!
 
Unlike Bam, Knoxville is an adult for lack of better words.
He have put his life on the line so many times. He body of work speak for itself. He never got into that self destruction shit that Bammy boy did.
He manged to transfer from Jackass to become a film actor (even if some of his movies are less then steller) while Bam have done fuckall.
I mean

Knoxville is definitely a much better person in every regard than Bam, but let's not overstate his film career. My man landed a couple of novelty roles in the 2000's. Granted that's more than the other Jackass guys but still.
 
I mean

Knoxville is definitely a much better person in every regard than Bam, but let's not overstate his film career. My man landed a couple of novelty roles in the 2000's. Granted that's more than the other Jackass guys but still.
Career stuff aside I’m pretty sure Johnny has been married to the same woman for twenty years and has a few kids that all live together in some sweet ass, expensive Malibu home. Never heard any white trash DV calls to his home, seen Johnny’s kids used as props on IG or seen video of him screaming at his family in public.

Seems like Johnny is good husband and dad who has a nice family life that he keeps private. Ironic that the guy named Johnny from Knoxville, TN is the classy Malibu guy now and Bam Magera from toney West Chester, PA getting kicked out of hotels and acts like trashiest white trailer trash. I guess Bam still owns his gothic rocker, faux-medieval tacky “Castle Bam” that looks like it was decorated by angst and meth ridden teenagers in 2002.
 
I'm a firm believer that his one sided obsession with Ville Valo pozzing his neghole was what lead to his addiction issues. The guy was clearly so far in the closet he was still finding Christmas presents. It's the main reason why he has trouble getting his dick hard when it comes to whoever his beard is at the time.

He tried everything to emulate Ville to no avail. No straight guy gets matching pubic tattoos as another guy. He also had a clear obsession with getting dicks on and in his ass.
i do think dunn dying had some effect on bam but more so something similar to this. like if you told me bam had a secret crush on dunn the whole time i would believe it 100 percent. but overall bam just strikes me as one of those kids who never grew out of their edgy teen phase. its like that movie slc punk where everyone over time either dies or moves on in life. bam in this case is one of the ones who are gonna end up dead from an overdose at some point.

bam wanted to live the way he saw his idols living but those idols happened to be people who were most likely just using him due to his popularity. bam having a thing for villie valo sounds fully possible as well. i mean cmon i get being a fan of a band and all that but bam went way overboard with his heartagram nonsense on everything.
 
i do think dunn dying had some effect on bam but more so something similar to this. like if you told me bam had a secret crush on dunn the whole time i would believe it 100 percent.
Yeah, he wanted to power bottom Dunn until Dunn so fully renounced his heterosexuality that he insisted on climbing up his dad’s asshole to be rebirthed and wash away the ickyness of having once traveled through a woman’s sex organs.

But Dunn’s death is not an excuse for Bam’s failure of a life. Being spoiled and falling into a niche where he had money and fame for just fucking around might explain some of it, though.
but overall bam just strikes me as one of those kids who never grew out of their edgy teen phase.
You think?
bam wanted to live the way he saw his idols living but those idols happened to be people who were most likely just using him due to his popularity. bam having a thing for villie valo sounds fully possible as well. i mean cmon i get being a fan of a band and all that but bam went way overboard with his heartagram nonsense on everything.
Bam is a retard who had fans that would take any random brainfart of his and act like it was a work of genius. Like when he said he had invented his own alphabet, but what he meant was that he did a doodle that had regular letters, Greek letters, and the zodiac sign multiple times for some reason.

So one day he got a fag boner for Valle, and because it came from his own brain, which he was used to receiving praise for the vomit of, he decided it was profound and mystical like the Word of God. His fag boner for Valle had to have cosmic significance, because everything that happened to Brandon had cosmic significance.
 
Career stuff aside I’m pretty sure Johnny has been married to the same woman for twenty years and has a few kids that all live together in some sweet ass, expensive Malibu home. Never heard any white trash DV calls to his home, seen Johnny’s kids used as props on IG or seen video of him screaming at his family in public.

Seems like Johnny is good husband and dad who has a nice family life that he keeps private. Ironic that the guy named Johnny from Knoxville, TN is the classy Malibu guy now and Bam Magera from toney West Chester, PA getting kicked out of hotels and acts like trashiest white trailer trash. I guess Bam still owns his gothic rocker, faux-medieval tacky “Castle Bam” that looks like it was decorated by angst and meth ridden teenagers in 2002.
Knoxville has three kids from two different women and just divorced wife number two. I think it's a stretch to imply he's a white picket fence family man; he's just normal adult messy, not the absurd and obnoxious kind of messy Bam is.
 
Knoxville has three kids from two different women and just divorced wife number two. I think it's a stretch to imply he's a white picket fence family man; he's just normal adult messy, not the absurd and obnoxious kind of messy Bam is.
Ah, well he’s so private that I didn’t know that but I don’t really keep tabs. I just remember some article a few years ago about his house and it mentioned he was there with his wife of x years and kids.

I think my main point still stands. He’s not airing his private life and kids on SM nor getting arrested for peak white trash behavior.

I’m not surprised by the divorces, but I was surprised years ago when I read he was married. Knoxville would be knocking away hot chicks with a stick on the daily in LA, which makes marriage difficult.
 
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