💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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The only surprising part of all this is that Jess is paying the $700k rehab bill. Has Bam finally run out of money?
I feel bad for Jesse but anyone who actually wants to help him would leave him to pay his own failed rehab bill. His family created and maintains this monster. They need to have the balls to cut him loose, because at least then there’s a small chance he might better himself and make it out of this.
 
I feel bad for Jesse but anyone who actually wants to help him would leave him to pay his own failed rehab bill. His family created and maintains this monster. They need to have the balls to cut him loose, because at least then there’s a small chance he might better himself and make it out of this.
This is the only time I've ever felt like it would be a positive thing for a father to bury his son.
 
This is the only time I've ever felt like it would be a positive thing for a father to bury his son.
Sadly, I agree. Bam is a sinking ship and he's taking the entire family down with him. No sibling should be saddled with nearly three quarters of a million dollars debt because their brother is a self-destructive shithead moron who squandered opportunities most can only dream of.
 
Bam seems to have been freed, and clearly his priorities are in order:


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Another post-404 update is in order:

According to a lot of social media chatter, Bamuel is back in California and allegedly has been seeing his kid. Some claim he is sober living with Shill and working on skateboard related shit. Someone said he was working with Element again but I doubt that, he’s probably working with Johnny Shill who runs Heart Supply and is the ex-CEO of Element.

I know we are all pessimistic retards here, but there’s evidence to support his sobriety:

Bam was spotted at When We Were Young festival in Las Vegas, which makes perfect sense when you realize it was an emo/pop punk/goth festival aimed at draining millennial bank accounts through early-aughts nostalgia. Of course, being at a music festival at all is a major red flag for falling off the wagon but he seems to have attended with Steve Aoki, a man who is outspoken about being sober due to his own fathers issues with the drink and drugs:


This song was huge at the height of Bam Mania in the US and he clearly doesn’t know the words.
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This is the last thing a teener of meth sees in Las Vegas:
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After Las Vegas, Bam was spotted at the annual Thrasher Halloween Hellbomb event in Long Beach:
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I haven’t seen it myself, but he’s been spotted in the background of Thrasher’s video covering the event:
 
Of course, being at a music festival at all is a major red flag for falling off the wagon but he seems to have attended with Steve Aoki, a man who is outspoken about being sober due to his own fathers issues with the drink and drugs
I can't believe how happy I was to find out there's a chance this thread might get locked.
 
WWWY was a "Fyrefest" level shitshow and Steve Aoki is a fucking embarrassment with his "DJ career" and ghost kitchen pizza restaurants, a photo of the two of them doesn't prove anything.
 
He posted this last night, he’s released a new drop of signed boards and yeah he’s reprinted some old Elements:

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This is why bam will never be broke truly. He still has a large fanbase that loves em despite his degeneracy. Sadly, he was a skater that you could respect on his talent, but that has now been twisted into an enabling problem due to it funding him destroying himself.
 
Bam apparently had a good time attending the When We Were Young festival as a guest taking pictures with anyone who asked and absorbing into random friend groups. AA008CA7-565A-403D-883E-8E4D2FD70A9D.jpeg
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Man all the drama going on and I lost track of Bam. Congrats to the Poll voters who guessed Bam would be out by September-October. I didn't want an overabundance of poll choices but I wish I did.

Anyway the #FREEBAM movement has succeeded in getting /ourguy/ FREE. Bam made a cameo and gives his take on rehab; SURPRISE THEY'RE ALL AGAINST HIM!
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May this be the beginning of a new content stream. Looks like Bam has a little cult of adoring fans who will enable him via Cameo.
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You're so right relizabethlark, not letting a parent communicate with his child is cruel. I haven't seen my daughter in 5 years, the Demon Whore I have for a Baby Mama just goes on about "YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT YOU CAN'T BE AROUND MY CHILD!" The damn bitch acts like I shoot up in front of the kid, only one time did I fall asleep with the needle in my arm!

#FREEBAM
#LEGALIZEALLDRUGS


He’s turning into end-stage Lowtax…..
 
Lol, absolutely nothing has changed, he picked up exactly where he left off. Maybe now his family will stop flushing money down the toilet on expensive rehabs. There’s no fixing Bam’s fried and pickled brain, They should let him coast on his fleeting fame, he will be on skid row within a year. The novelty of his past fame will burn out quick after a few months of this, unless he has access to a big pile of money.

Why does his son look like a terrifying demon imp? I’m assuming it’s some weird beauty filter abuse making the kid look so creepy.
 
Why does his son look like a terrifying demon imp? I’m assuming it’s some weird beauty filter abuse making the kid look so creepy.
No filter. That’s the kid’s actual face.
It’s what happens when scum women get pregnant and decide that’s not a good enough reason to stop drinking and using for a few months.
Fetal alcohol syndrome/spectrum disorder: why go through the bother of having a healthy baby when you can pickle it instead?
 
No filter. That’s the kid’s actual face.
It’s what happens when scum women get pregnant and decide that’s not a good enough reason to stop drinking and using for a few months.
Fetal alcohol syndrome/spectrum disorder: why go through the bother of having a healthy baby when you can pickle it instead?
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Eyes wide apart, extended brow. I can't see ears bc of hair but I would bet that ears are enlarged for age and pointed outwards. You know Dopey from the Snow White? Those are the telltale ears of FAS. Could be worse. Could be thalidomide, a medicine sold to alleviate morning sickness (as well as a wide array of ailments) that resulted in malformed fetuses.
 
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