💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Think of your parent pissing away all of your inheritance on rehab and sending you from a posh made for lifestyle into poverty all because he wants to be Peter Pan.

What a faggot Bam Margera is.
 
Rogowski said:
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Our sources say Bam's frustration with the rehab center was stemming from the fact he was not getting special treatment as a celebrity, unlike other rehab stops in his past, and grew frustrated enough to leave.
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He looks like fucking shit now. I remember being obsessed with this clown as a teenager in 2004 and I'm not surprised in the least that this shitstain has ended up being the worst off of that entire ensemble. Steve-O got clean and he's doing great, awesome guy. Bam is still the same bitch he was 20 years ago.
 
i'm probably far from the first to say this but is anyone surprised a retarded manchild paid (vastly too much) to injure himself and be a public nuisance wound up this way... he's just lucky he didn't kill himself like dunn did, and his show's and mtv's (and reality tv's in general) obnoxious influence on society is the true sickness here, not this pathetic junkie
 
break these cuffs said:
Bam will always was and always will be a legend in his own mind.
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He peaked as a young adult. They say you stop maturing at the age you get famous, and in his case it seems true. He’s a perpetual teenager who fucks off, acts out for attention, and has zero impulse control. It made him rich long ago but this behaviour is going to kill the fuck.

I“d like to predict a slow spiral into poverty and eventually death, but I think he’s just going to OD somewhere.

Jackass will be his legacy…

That and his son with a fucked up name. Pheonix Wolf? He must have been fucking high
 
I feel like everyone immediately assumed he was back on drugs cus of this. It's pretty fucking likely, of course.

But it's also entirely possible he was just there because he got into an argument with his wife. Could be something like, "if you have any kind of legal trouble, you have to do 48 hours" or some shit. Maybe it got called in as a domestic dispute and that meant he had to check in.

Can pointless sperg or someone else with legal intelligence say if that's a thing that happens?
 
Undersideofcwcspillow said:
I feel like everyone immediately assumed he was back on drugs cus of this. It's pretty fucking likely, of course.

But it's also entirely possible he was just there because he got into an argument with his wife. Could be something like, "if you have any kind of legal trouble, you have to do 48 hours" or some shit. Maybe it got called in as a domestic dispute and that meant he had to check in.

Can pointless sperg or someone else with legal intelligence say if that's a thing that happens?
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As has been stated already, he got mad they weren't pampering him because he's a celebrity, and they weren't scheduling his appointments to the doctor for his broken arm so he just left. Whether he's on drugs is up for debate.


But he is.
 
Wonder Boy said:
i'm probably far from the first to say this but is anyone surprised a retarded manchild paid (vastly too much) to injure himself and be a public nuisance wound up this way... he's just lucky he didn't kill himself like dunn did, and his show's and mtv's (and reality tv's in general) obnoxious influence on society is the true sickness here, not this pathetic junkie
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I think boomers were right about that reality t.v wave....shit what else could they be right about.
 
Bogs said:
As has been stated already, he got mad they weren't pampering him because he's a celebrity, and they weren't scheduling his appointments to the doctor for his broken arm so he just left. Whether he's on drugs is up for debate.


But he is.
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I didn't ask why he left. I asked if it was possible the reason he was there in the first place was the fight with his wife.
 
If anyone still has doubts, this photo was on the latest TMZ article:
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One reason I like to lurk r/LetsTalkBam is there are gullible retards there arguing that he’s only drinking water with a splash of lime. The optimism in the shitreddit is adorable.
 
There is a real difficulty with Bam in that he was so fabulously wealthy (don’t forget, this guy made more money as a skateboarder off his Jackass fame than Tony fucking Hawk has) that he still has, and will continue to have, enough money to cushion him from the real consequences of his addictions that make people think, fuck I’ve hit the rock bottom. Bam will not hit that. His money is well enough protected by his conservatorship and his family that he won’t end up actually roofless and stealing purses for drug money. There will always be another expensive comfy rehab to try, and he will always afford it.

Novak, whether you think he is a douchebag or not, hit the rock bottom and admitted it. The guy was turning tricks for drugs. He reached a place of, fuck I can’t go on like this, and he came back. Likewise Steve-O. When Bam squeals about no one understands and it’s not possible for him to get sober, he’s saying that to people who are his close peers and (sometimes) friends. They do understand. They did it. And there’s so many people around him who wouldn’t hesitate to give him a professional and personal hand up if he would just even make a full hearted attempt at trying to get clean. Even now, there’s still a pretty bright future for a sober Bam Margera.

But this is Bam, and for the last twenty odd years of his life, whenever something goes wrong it’s always, always someone else’s fault. Until that changes, nothing else in his life will.
 
Fareal said:
There is a real difficulty with Bam in that he was so fabulously wealthy (don’t forget, this guy made more money as a skateboarder off his Jackass fame than Tony fucking Hawk has) that he still has, and will continue to have, enough money to cushion him from the real consequences of his addictions that make people think, fuck I’ve hit the rock bottom. Bam will not hit that. His money is well enough protected by his conservatorship and his family that he won’t end up actually roofless and stealing purses for drug money. There will always be another expensive comfy rehab to try, and he will always afford it.

Novak, whether you think he is a douchebag or not, hit the rock bottom and admitted it. The guy was turning tricks for drugs. He reached a place of, fuck I can’t go on like this, and he came back. Likewise Steve-O. When Bam squeals about no one understands and it’s not possible for him to get sober, he’s saying that to people who are his close peers and (sometimes) friends. They do understand. They did it. And there’s so many people around him who wouldn’t hesitate to give him a professional and personal hand up if he would just even make a full hearted attempt at trying to get clean. Even now, there’s still a pretty bright future for a sober Bam Margera.

But this is Bam, and for the last twenty odd years of his life, whenever something goes wrong it’s always, always someone else’s fault. Until that changes, nothing else in his life will.
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Why would people think Novak is a douchebag? He got clean and now he's trying to help other people get clean. That's a noble cause to dedicate your life to.
 
Fareal said:
There is a real difficulty with Bam in that he was so fabulously wealthy (don’t forget, this guy made more money as a skateboarder off his Jackass fame than Tony fucking Hawk has) that he still has, and will continue to have, enough money to cushion him from the real consequences of his addictions that make people think, fuck I’ve hit the rock bottom. Bam will not hit that. His money is well enough protected by his conservatorship and his family that he won’t end up actually roofless and stealing purses for drug money. There will always be another expensive comfy rehab to try, and he will always afford it.
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Nah, he can def run outta money. When you are rich like him, people will loan you money and you can easily make money, but you can't seem to stop spending the money.

Conservatorship or not, he will either have a drastic change in living standards or he will find himself on Celebrity Big Brother or another washed-up celebrity show. It's like the NFL Players who live like millionaires on top of the world than a few years later they are dirt poor because they tried living like they were raking in the cash. His family may foot the bill but the rehab is expensive as fuck. The top ones have you shelling out 80k+ or more (He just left one because it wasn't to his standards).

He may be rich now but plenty of celebrities have found themselves living off the charity of others -- especially those with addiction issues
 
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