Boxing (sport) - Because who doesn't want to punch bassomatic in the face

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Dana White signed Jai Opetaia for his Zuffa Boxing league. I'm genuinely shocked. I know cruiserweight is considered a dead division in a lot of ways. But it shows they must be clearly willing to open the pocketbook if necessary.
 
Dana White signed Jai Opetaia for his Zuffa Boxing league. I'm genuinely shocked. I know cruiserweight is considered a dead division in a lot of ways. But it shows they must be clearly willing to open the pocketbook if necessary.
Opetaia has spoken about moving up to heavyweight.
 

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Jarrell Miller got punched in the face so hard, his hair piece got knocked off. He proceeded to tear it off the next round and throw it into the crowd. He won.
 


>Lose hair from using wrong shampoo at mom’s house
>Get hair piece after losing hair in two days
>Win

God like.
 
Wut? Was he shampooing with acid?
I had to turn subtitles on. He said: "listen up here lil nigga. So I be in the shower, jackin my ding dong and shit, and I accidentally deleted my hair. I was like hell nah and glued a wig on. Didn't think y'all crackers would notice."
 
This is some Punch Out tier shit. Like, you hit a guy in the face too many times and his hair falls out. Now you spend the rest of the fight with a much harder version of him.
What the fuck? Is this like Punch-Out where the guy gets stronger once you exploit his weakness? I swear a guy in the Wii game had this exact thing lmao

It's a one to one of don flamenco, except you have be exceptionally bad to lose to don flamenco.
 
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