Borderlands (1, 2, 3, The Pre-Sequel, TftB)

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Randy has a real talent for not only making absolute but somehow making each new piece of worse than the last.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Up to 4% now, Borderlands bros!

https://x.com/onetakenews/status/1821566720764469408

 

[AllieKat]

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https://x.com/onetakenews/status/1821566720764469408

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Insipid know nothing White women strike again

A more accurate take:

https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/entertainment/borderlands-review-cate-blanchett-video-game-disaster-is-the-worst-movie-of-the-year/

 

[The Last Stand]

My question, once again, why why did they make the two female leads so OLD? Is this the curse of removing apex predator Harvey Weinstein from the Hollywood ecosystem? The characters in the game are in the 20s/max low 30s and it completely unbelievable to see women that old bouncing around Pandora.

That's the best part of the movie. That look gorgeous with the Mad Max/Borderlands vibe. I wish they looked like that in the series. That's all I got.

 

[The Hardest R]

Can’t wait for Borderlands 4 to feature a bunch of sniping and bitching throughout about how people just didn’t get the movie, man.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I was checking the imdb page for this travesty and I learned right now that this shitshow is PG-13




Motherfuckers made a Borderlands film without blood.

 

[Begemot]

That's the best part of the movie. That look gorgeous with the Mad Max/Borderlands vibe. I wish they looked like that in the series. That's all I got.

Most people aren't delusional gerontophiles, though, bro. You are not the norm.

 

[The Last Stand]

I was checking the imdb page for this travesty and I learned right now that this shitshow is PG-13




Motherfuckers made a Borderlands film without blood.

I love executive meddling. This is the Ratchet & Clank movie all over again for Borderlands fans.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

The RT page doesn't even load. I wonder if it's getting bombed, overloaded, or was simply suspended to try and protect this dumpster fire.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Posting the Jeremy Jahns review.

and looking at the positive...we'll keep that one singular.

Ooof. Even he's not a big fan, and iirc, he's one of those really mild Youtubers that review movies.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=RSL9SAzYLdA

Also, the first minute of his video has an ad, fuck that shit.
Penguinz0 also went over the movie, he's not a big fan either. Word of mouth is not looking good on Youtube so far.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ENqL2g0hT8U

 

[Raging Capybara]

https://www.the-numbers.com/news/257400830-Weekend-predictions-It-Ends-with-Us-in-with-a-chance-of-surprise-weekend-win

The preview numbers aren’t a total disaster, but they come pretty close. The film will probably top $10 million this weekend, but even that relatively modest target isn’t guaranteed.

The film is shaping to be a monstrous box-office disaster.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The film is shaping to be a monstrous box-office disaster.

Suffer PedoWood Suffer.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Box Office: ‘It Ends With Us’ Scores $50 Million Opening Weekend, ‘Borderlands’ Flops With $8.8 Million​

https://variety.com/2024/film/box-office/box-office-it-ends-with-us-beats-exectations-borderlands-flops-1236103106/

https://archive.is/OhXEf

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Randy Bitchfag is having a spergout on xitter, lol

 

[Cantercoin]

Randy Bitchfag is having a spergout on xitter, lol

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Randy:

cry harder, no one wants to watch another eli slop movie but with geriatrics and kevin hart trying to do cosplay that even an amateur can outdo.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Is it true that Handsome Jack's VA largely ignored the script he was handed and ad libbed hs lines and it made Randy and Burch incredibly asshurt that fans thought the ad libbed lines were funnier than the ones they wrote?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Randy Bitchfag is having a spergout on xitter, lol

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Randy Bitchfuck can't handle the thought of someone being better at ruining Randy's franchise than himself.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Is it true that Handsome Jack's VA largely ignored the script he was handed and ad libbed hs lines and it made Randy and Burch incredibly asshurt that fans thought the ad libbed lines were funnier than the ones they wrote?

Not sure if Randy seethed but Burch was 100% mad since he wrote the stuff. I remember these scenes were added without Burch knowledge and it made him upset.

Also, people have been asking why Claptrats original voice actor (Jim Foronda) did not voice the character. the reason for that is Jim was bullied by everyone on the dev team (especially Randy) and he wanted nothing to do with the character afterwards.

"Edit" David Eddings is the original voice of claptrap. Jim Foronda voiced him in three.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Not sure if Rndy seethed but Burch was 100% mad since he wrote the stuff. I remember these scenes were added without Burch knowledge and it made him upset.

What's that cuck Burch up to now?