Business “Boober Eats” Is a Cute Idea but Highlights a Bigger Problem

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“Boober Eats” Is a Cute Idea but Highlights a Bigger Problem

By Jessica MasonMar 24th, 2020, 5:36 pm

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When the coronavirus shut down the Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland, Oregon things looked grim. Dancers at the venue had already seen their incomes decline in the weeks prior, so the owners decided to get creative instead of closing completely. Since they had a kitchen and could stay open as long as they delivered, the solution was simple.

For a $30 delivery fee, dancers in pasties, escorted by a security guard, will deliver from the Lucky Devil’s kitchen to Portlanders’ doors. They’re armed with masks and gloves, along with sanitizer, and the strip club rule of “no touching the dancers” applies even more forcefully here while they keep their safe six-foot distance from customers.
“At a certain point we decided we probably shouldn’t be sending topless girls to random people’s houses, so we’re doing it more PC,” Lucky Devil owner Shon Boulden told Rolling Stone. Now they travel to the clients in sweaters and remove them to “bounce around” when they arrive.

“Boober” Eats is a cute idea, and it gained a lot of attention and traction on social media and in the community pretty fast. Portland, it may surprise you to know, has the highest number of strip clubs per capita in the country, and so that means a lot of dancers are currently out of work. So one club getting creative to keep money coming to their dancers is great. And it’s a fun, amusing thing to enjoy in this time of panic and social distancing. It’s also good for other workers at the club, like the cooks and bouncers, who get to keep making income as well.

But note how I said “workers,” not employees. Not everyone who works at a strip club is considered an employee. It’s unclear from all the coverage of “boober eats” how these women are being paid, though one dancer told Rolling Stone her income is down 75%. Most exotic dancers are not paid as employees of their club, but like hair stylists, tattoo artists, and others, they are paid as independent contractors who rent a space from the venue.
This, I might not have to tell you, is BS. There’s a lot–and I mean A LOT–of controversy and wrangling over who gets to be called an independent contractor and why. In general, calling people who are actually employees independent contractors benefits the employer because they save on payroll taxes and benefits, and thus it hurts many ICs (though not all, some people prefer it, but it’s still a minefield).
Because of this, most of the many dancers in Portland won’t be able to get unemployment (unless they elected to pay into the system themselves, which is rare) or access other safety nets. This is not to say there are no options (the new federal stimulus might give them–woohoo–a tax credit), but more so to highlight that the way strippers are paid is often exploitive and unfair; this even more in evidence in regards to sex workers. But not much is done to help them because they aren’t given much respect by lawmakers or society.
Strippers and sex workers in Portland and elsewhere are fighting for more rights and better working conditions and benefits. So while it’s very fun that this one club is finding a way to continue to provide income to these workers, it’s still worth considering that most dancers and sex workers, in general, will be extremely hard hit by social distancing and other measures and won’t have the same support or back up as many other to weather the storm.

 
It's pretty telling about the people that write these articles that this is the horseshit they're focusing on when the world is practically coming to pieces.
 
It‘s going to be amusing to see what happens when these skanks hit their expiration date (mid 30s-early 40s) and they spend the rest of their lives wondering why no one will simp for them anymore. A.K.A. The transition from e-girl to e-hag. It will be a sight to behold.
 
How did I know from the title that the "problem" was going to be absolutely batshit?

Also, the media has been telling me for awhile now that sex work makes a ton of money and these empowered and savvy businesswomen are absolutely raking it in, paying off their degrees and saving tons of money. It's almost stupid to be a woman and NOT do a little sex work for free money. Yet we're only a couple of weeks into a shutdown and sex workers are hit hardest?
:thinking:
 
On the other hand, where else are you going to see that many C-section scars and stretch marks outside of sneaking in to a maternity ward?
 
Some patrolled thot wannabe said:
but more so to highlight that the way strippers are paid is often exploitive and unfair; this even more in evidence in regards to sex workers
A woman pays stage fee to dance at a strip club. Said strip club provides stages, equipment and DJ'd music; private security; tight client access controls and limits; beverages (and often food service) for clients and workers; semi-private space for high-value performances (with additional security); etc.

She is always free to refuse to perform for (or interact with) any given client for any reason whatsoever, can stop any interaction or performance at any time for any reason, and can walk off the job at any time for any reason. She can never be compelled, coerced or otherwise forced to appear, perform for or interact with any client, staff or other personnel against her wishes. The club's sole recourse is to eject her from the property and/or refuse to allow her to come back to perform again.

Meanwhile, she collects all proceeds from all direct interactions (i.e. tips) and splits proceeds from private dance sales and often on food and beverage sales with the club at a rate explicitly stated up front each day the woman performs.

So please, white knight, explain to me how this arrangement is "exploitative" or "unfair." If you want benefits, go get an office job. Just be prepared for lower income to go with those benefits and job security. Nobody's ever advertised a stripper job that offers a pension and paid time off. Expecting that is just stupid.
 
The transition from e-girl to e-hag. It will be a sight to behold.

Ahem, the proper polite term to use is eCatLady

A lot of op-eds about "Where have all the good jobs gone?"

"Why isn't sex work as lucrative as it used to be? And why won't the government offer it's workers a bailout? If only we'd elected Sanders, there'd be some kind of union for us and free benefits!"
 
A woman pays stage fee to dance at a strip club. Said strip club provides stages, equipment and DJ'd music; private security; tight client access controls and limits; beverages (and often food service) for clients and workers; semi-private space for high-value performances (with additional security); etc.

She is always free to refuse to perform for (or interact with) any given client for any reason whatsoever, can stop any interaction or performance at any time for any reason, and can walk off the job at any time for any reason. She can never be compelled, coerced or otherwise forced to appear, perform for or interact with any client, staff or other personnel against her wishes. The club's sole recourse is to eject her from the property and/or refuse to allow her to come back to perform again.

Meanwhile, she collects all proceeds from all direct interactions (i.e. tips) and splits proceeds from private dance sales and often on food and beverage sales with the club at a rate explicitly stated up front each day the woman performs.

So please, white knight, explain to me how this arrangement is "exploitative" or "unfair." If you want benefits, go get an office job. Just be prepared for lower income to go with those benefits and job security. Nobody's ever advertised a stripper job that offers a pension and paid time off. Expecting that is just stupid.
Friend of my sister's worked as a stripper for a while.
On good nights she could make $1000 in tips.
 
It‘s going to be amusing to see what happens when these skanks hit their expiration date (mid 30s-early 40s) and they spend the rest of their lives wondering why no one will simp for them anymore. A.K.A. The transition from e-girl to e-hag. It will be a sight to behold.
Most of them end up dead with a needle in their arm in some shithouse anyways and the rest loiters around some streetcorner waiting to be the next victim of the recent version of the Green River Killer. That's what will happen. End of.
 
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