Blue Supremacy

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

The color Blue (in its range of acceptable hues) is OBJECTIVELY the most based color on the entire spectrum.

Consider the following:

• In color psychology, Blue has a calming effect
• Blue is the undisputed, most desirable iris color
• Three-quarters of the world is covered by the deep Blue seas (Earth is the Blue planet)
• Nothing improves one’s mood as much as a peaceful walk under a clear, Blue sky
• Blue is the only color versatile enough to double as an emotional descriptor
• Blue Jays are the most beautiful birds in the world
• Blue Parakeets absolutely DUNK on all other colors of Parakeet
• My balls are Blue

This is a hill I am fully committed to dying on.
Please, contribute your own observations on the superiority of Blue.
Simping for any other color(s) will be openly mocked and result in your immediate arrest and ban from all Google products.

 

[JULAY]

Half of your examples aren't even blue, they're structural colors.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Counterpoint:

they're structural colors.

They're still blue, though.

 

[JULAY]

They're still blue, though.

Depends on how you define "blue".

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Red is the superior color, blue-gger.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Well purple is the royal color so I can act superior to all you blutards.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Depends on how you define "blue".

Oh, shutthefuckup. A thing is Blue if, when I observe it, the color-descriptor adjective that leaps unbidden to my mind is Blue.

Red is the superior color, blue-gger.

The color of passion, anger, and wrath. Blood, (certain) ripe fruits, the cardinal, roses (traditionally), and what else? … oh, yes, PROLAPSED ANUS.
Take your HIV+ bullshit shades of crimson with you back to the AIDS clinic, rigger FAGGOT.

Well purple is the royal color so I can act superior to all you blutards.

Purple doesn’t exist, and violet is a gross imitation of the pure, sublime beauty of a deep blue.

 

[JULAY]

Oh, shutthefuckup. A thing is Blue if, when I observe it, the color-descriptor adjective that leaps unbidden to my mind is Blue.

The color of passion, anger, and wrath. Blood, (certain) ripe fruits, the cardinal, roses (traditionally), and what else? … oh, yes, PROLAPSED ANUS.
Take your HIV+ bullshit shades of crimson with you back to the AIDS clinic, rigger FAGGOT.

Purple doesn’t exist, and violet is a gross imitation of the pure, sublime beauty of a deep blue.

Tell us more about your autism.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Depends on how you define "blue".

Blue is a color. And colors are just perceptions and don't exist in real life.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Tell us more about your autism.

I’ve shared enough for this AA meeting.
Would you like to share with the group about your crippling addiction to interracial tranny porn?

 

[Sonic]

Green is better.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Oy vey bluyim, the best color is (((gold)))

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Green is better.

Green is naturally inferior, as a derivative color, however, a blue-green alliance could be feasible.

Oy vey bluyim, the best color is (((gold)))

Nice try, rabbi, but I prefer my precious metals to be silvery rather than piss yellow.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Purple doesn’t exist, and violet is a gross imitation of the pure, sublime beauty of a deep blue.

Well someone's not getting any of my king cake next Mardi Gras

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Please enjoy some Blue flowers:





That is all.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

counterpoint

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

"eRm aCkShuAlLy Color is subjective, CHUD!!!

 

[Absolutego]

Counterpoint:
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They're still blue, though.

Your counterpoint is 1 of 2 good Weezer records?
And the other one isn't even color-themed.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yo listen up.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Yo listen up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XgztfRBc2jM

Tune
Thread theme is a toss up between that and Blue Danube Waltz

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