Blue Button, Red Button, Black Button or White Button?

[Stabby_Pencil]

Does the red button nuke California and India?

 

[Telvanni]

BLACKED

 

[Silver Coin Anon]

You all are monsterssssssss

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

5% to 35% on black vs white?? We already know the outcome here....

Why even make this???

The black button is evil and it takes less effort to be evil because being evil is destructive, and to defeat evil requires sacrifice because being good is constructive.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Black button is easily the best option, if you're White your bloodline is already subject to a concerted genocide through dilution effort so taking everyone else with you is a no-brainer.

If you're not White life isn't worth living in the first place.

 

[a-Lager]

What happens if all the buttons are pressed at once?

You unlock the secret rainbow button that just gives you AIDS

 

[Meelo]

The black button is evil and it takes less effort to be evil because being evil is destructive, and to defeat evil requires sacrifice because being good is constructive.

Where's the button that buries your stupid ass in a ditch?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

They are all black buttons in disguise. No matter the outcome, everyone alive for the pressing of the buttons will die.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

What if I just slammed my penis across all three buttons at once?

 

[Schwarzwald]

5% is too low a threshold to make this poll interesting.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I abstain from voting because democracy is fake and gay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

If we kill everyone and turn them into bone chairs, how will we get more laughs? Checkmate atheists.

I have to ask: is the whole bone chair thing a reference to "Use of Weapons"?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Is there a reason not to press the blue button?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Is there a reason not to press the blue button?

The only way to beat black button pushers at this rate is to press the white button instead since you would have to have such a high volume of voots to drive black button pushers back down to 5% or lower and currently they're neck and neck for the lead of raw votes with the black button receiving 45 votes with the blue button receiving 46 votes.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The only way to beat black button pushers at this rate is to press the white button instead since you would have to have such a high volume of voots to drive black button pushers back down to 5% or lower and currently they're neck and neck for the lead of raw votes with the black button receiving 45 votes with the blue button receiving 46 votes.

The black button is a meme vote though. In reality no one would press it.

 

[Male Idiot]

The third world would press the red one, so it would win.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The black button is a meme vote though. In reality no one would press it.

I figured that the black button was going to be a minority vote which is why I gave it such a low threshold for victory. I'm really surprised by how popular it is.

 

[SIMON THE PIEMAN]

Initially I was going to press the black button but then I realized it is most likely the most common answer due to trolling potential and I would be pressing it for the same reason as everyone else who picked it. So I decided to press white instead, since the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll and I'm most likely dying anyway.

 

[regalterry]

Is there a reason not to press the blue button?

Whites represent a global minority, so what makes you think jeets, chinks and niggers aren't going to be pushing the red button?

Hell, I can easily imagine a significant percentage of jeets pushing the black button out of simple spite.

 

[thyme]

I figured that the black button was going to be a minority vote which is why I gave it such a low threshold for victory. I'm really surprised by how popular it is.

the low threshold for victory is exactly why I pressed it actually
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