Bizzare Things on Etsy

[Bugaboo]

What the title says, post your favorite bizzare Etsy items
https://www.etsy.com/listing/268337670/hermit-crab-barbie

My kind of Barbie

 

[autisticdragonkin]

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/229243773/youre-one-bad-mother-puffer-pufferfish

 

[Watcher]

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/229243773/youre-one-bad-mother-puffer-pufferfish

that's a pretty kiwi gift to give someone

 

[Another Fellow]

Even though it's March, let's enjoy some Halloween madness, Etsy style...

Spoiler: Dick sock

https://www.etsy.com/listing/159051461/halloween-jack-o-lantern-willy-warmer

Spoiler: Furries in a nutshell

https://www.etsy.com/listing/159416975/doggie-boob-scarf-any-breed

Spoiler

"fairly sympathetic PUMPKIN with uncured APPLEGATE organic beef HOT dogs (frighteningly nice Halloween, including a memorial for the fallen)" is the actual name for this listing, which was going for $250. I love Etsy.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/112049299/fairly-sympathetic-pumpkin-with

(Two of the listings are marked as unavailable. I only linked them to prove that they existed.)

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Spoiler: gay communist males making out sticker

Gay Queer Left Unity Socialist Communist Anarchist Sticker | Etsy

archived 10 Mar 2021 06:09:16 UTC

archive.is

Spoiler: "eat a bag of dicks" magnet

https://archive.vn/wip/B7EtB

Spoiler: "jesus was a socialist" sticker

Jesus Was a Socialist Leftist Communist Anarchist Sticker | Etsy

archived 10 Mar 2021 06:43:59 UTC

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Spoiler: rotting ronald regan corpse sticker

https://archive.vn/wip/Drg5y

Spoiler: kamala harris is a pig, ACAB sticker

https://archive.vn/wip/jLbF0

Spoiler: "disarm all cops" animal crossing sticker

https://archive.vn/wip/HKoVX

Spoiler: "arm all queers" animal crossing sticker

https://archive.vn/wip/lYZu1

Spoiler: "eat your landlords" animal crossing sticker

Spoiler: "trans rights are human rights" animal crossing sticker

Spoiler: "pig-free zone" sticker

Spoiler: "value platonic intimacy" ace art print (everyones fat and hijabi lesbeans)

Spoiler: "queer love is a magical thing" but there's no whites in this apartment and the artist cannot draw

Spoiler: "give yourself permission to live a better life" (by being morbidly obese???)

Spoiler: "no human to illegal" sticker but at least it has readable typography

Spoiler: "basic human decency 2021" sticker (bc having differing opinions is indecent)

Spoiler: kamala harris prayer card

Spoiler: kawaii kiwis with negress stickers

Spoiler: elizabeth warren prayer candle/vinyl sticker

Spoiler: sisterhood not cisterhood sticker

Spoiler: drink water and don't be racist aoc mug

Spoiler: sticker for the abortion containment thread on kiwi farms

Spoiler: "i think you're pantastic" greeting card but it looked like "parasitic"

Spoiler: "fuck the patriarchy" sticker but it looked like "back the patriarchy"

Spoiler: "i am valid" art of transboii with tattooed top surgery scars

Spoiler: kiwi goddess yoni original art

Spoiler: "you need to calm down" sticker. reminds me of in-site meme "lol calm down"

Spoiler: anime angel making orgasm face sticker

thank you for browsing my autistic etsy sticker collection.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Spoiler: caps of cringe etsy products (long)

 

[dry roasted]

 

[neurotardvirgin]

major thread necro (necro please) but anyways:

shart it or fart it??? (https://www.etsy.com/listing/1599997052/spotemgottem-and-pooh-shiesty-pokemon)