🐮 Lolcow Bill Norton Olsen Code Red DVD - Plus David DeFalco Dark Force Entertainment.

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The main source of Cow comes from his Facebook and from the Blu-Ray forum. He gets pissy very easily and goes on rants all the time about sales and people on the internet that don't tolerate his nonsense.

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http://forum.blu-ray.com/showpost.php?p=13238655&postcount=25680

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The actor looks really pleased to be there.

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What a piece of shit. I'm sure John Saxon's family appreciates Bill telling the world about this.

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Old Bill is one of the great hidden treasures of the internet. Whether it's people harassing Maria Kanellis, people not buying Day at the Beach, a dead rat or those Italians wanting too much money, he's always got a completely disproportionate reaction for it. If only people had bought (movie) when it was on sale at Best Buy, he lost a lot of money on (movie).
 
delboy said:
What's funny is that 88 films in UK are putting out many of the same movies on blu-ray for cheaper prices
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Often times with better quality too. Funny thing about Nightmares in a Damaged Brain is that 88 Films released the most complete version of the film. It has an extra 10 or so seconds where you see the killer sneaking up on a child. Not a huge revelation or anything but it was to nice to see that in the film. When people on Blu-Ray.com pointed out this out to Bill, Bill lost his shit and removed his version of Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (titled Nightmare because reasons) from his site for sale.

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Updates:

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Bill likes to over charge for shipping too. He has a history of doing scummy Ebay seller tactics like charging $8 for shipping for a single movie, only to ship it out for $4 via Media Mail.

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This guy is the DSP of the Cult movie Blu/DVD world.

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This isn't so much about Bill but it's just showing the atmosphere on Blu-Ray.com forums. It's your typical echo chamber that's prone to witch hunts.

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Bill with that 3rd Grader logic.
 
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I'm waiting for all the drama that will inevitably follow the Kingdom of the Spiders release. Shipping problems, chargebacks, diabolik drama, nutsack vision, A/V quality. It's gonna be anuddah Necromancy.
 
ln18 said:
I'm waiting for all the drama that will inevitably follow the Kingdom of the Spiders release. Shipping problems, chargebacks, diabolik drama, nutsack vision, A/V quality. It's gonna be anuddah Necromancy.
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It's gotten so ridiculous trying to just order the movies Bill puts out that he's now in the midst of a deal with Diabolik to be an exclusive distributor. Diabolik is going to announce 3 Code Red titles exclusive to their site which is going to go really well.

Edit: for those who don't know this is Diabolik:

http://www.diabolikdvd.com/


Listen to that mouth-breathing from Bill.

Reminder: that Bill makes really cringe-y Banana Man sketches unskippable at the start of the movie.
 
I'm too excited to see Bill here.

His brother, Walter, runs Scorpion Releasing (also horror/cult titles on disc) and he's the level-headed one of the two. I think he's getting more and more tired of Bill him as time, goes, though. People get their releases mixed up and Walter hates how unprofessional his brother is with customers. It's kinda great.
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Bill launched a Go Fund Me for Blue Monkey and then almost immediately cancelled it:

https://www.gofundme.com/restore-blue-monkey-1987

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Bill posted an hour and twenty five minute long livestream video while in the Banana Man costume.

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https://www.facebook.com/158542421434304/videos/191119648176581/

It is a long rambling video of Bill mumbling and playing with the costume.

So this happened:

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Bill posted the cover art of Porno Holocaust:


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Take note of the tagline near the top. Actor Mark Shannon did have warts on his balls while making these Caribbean movies for Aristide Massacessi (Joe D'amato). The warts are seen in closeup as well. To give a little bit of credit to Bill, the tagline he added is funny. However, the actor Mark Shannon died just last month. So the timing isn't so great there to say the least.

Also, I found it funny that the Red Letter Media guys featured a Code Red release on the latest BoTW:


The Code Red title being Silk which was so fucking boring that the team threw on a Neil Breen movie instead. Thus, cucking Bill from any potential Blu sales of Silk.
 

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BrunoMattei said:
Bill posted the cover art of Porno Holocaust:


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Take note of the tagline near the top. Actor Mark Shannon did have warts on his balls while making these Caribbean movies for Aristide Massacessi (Joe D'amato). The warts are seen in closeup as well. To give a little bit of credit to Bill, the tagline he added is funny. However, the actor Mark Shannon died just last month. So the timing isn't so great there to say the least.

Also, I found it funny that the Red Letter Media guys featured a Code Red release on the latest BoTW:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m0QUo5jnhYE
The Code Red title being Silk which was so fucking boring that the team threw on a Neil Breen movie instead. Thus, cucking Bill from any potential Blu sales of Silk.
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When's Banana Man gonna try and start a beef with Mike and the boys?
 
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where are they based out of, or rather, Bill?
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I'm pretty sure Los Angeles.

Bill created a new site to buy his products:

https://code-red-dvd.soldigo.com/

Check out the Terms and Conditions:

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Also note the Free Shipping for orders over $150 at the top of the page. Even though he's only selling 4 products on said page and the only way to make an order over $150 would be to buy 2 of every product. Note that Bill doesn't like selling more than 1 product at a time because of "Ebay Scalpers."
 

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Bill created a new site to buy his products:

https://code-red-dvd.soldigo.com/

Check out the Terms and Conditions:

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Also note the Free Shipping for orders over $150 at the top of the page. Even though he's only selling 4 products on said page and the only way to make an order over $150 would be to buy 2 of every product. Note that Bill doesn't like selling more than 1 product at a time because of "Ebay Scalpers."
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what a cunt
 
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I'm too excited to see Bill here.

His brother, Walter, runs Scorpion Releasing (also horror/cult titles on disc) and he's the level-headed one of the two. I think he's getting more and more tired of Bill him as time, goes, though. People get their releases mixed up and Walter hates how unprofessional his brother is with customers. It's kinda great.
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Late reply to this, but while reading this thread I was thinking about my recent bluray purcheses of a gaggle of Dario Argento movies and was wondering if Opera was a Code Red release because of how lackluster in presentation it is compared to the Suspira, Tenebre and Phenomena releases. Turns out its Scorpion Releasing.

However looking at this Diabolik DVD website it does tag it under Code Red so idk:

https://www.diabolikdvd.com/product/opera-scorpion-releasing-blu-ray/

Guess underwhelming effort runs in the family. Least I didn't get a unskippable Banana Man opening when I brought Opera to a movie party because that would be emberessing.
 
Megaroad said:
Late reply to this, but while reading this thread I was thinking about my recent bluray purcheses of a gaggle of Dario Argento movies and was wondering if Opera was a Code Red release because of how lackluster in presentation it is compared to the Suspira, Tenebre and Phenomena releases. Turns out its Scorpion Releasing.

However looking at this Diabolik DVD website it does tag it under Code Red so idk:

https://www.diabolikdvd.com/product/opera-scorpion-releasing-blu-ray/

Guess underwhelming effort runs in the family. Least I didn't get a unskippable Banana Man opening when I brought Opera to a movie party because that would be emberessing.
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I thought the consensus of Scorpion's Opera release was good? Now I'm worried about their releases of The Church and Fulci's the Psychic.
 
BrunoMattei said:
I thought the consensus of Scorpion's Opera release was good? Now I'm worried about their releases of The Church and Fulci's the Psychic.
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It's not terrible, but Synapses releases of the other three are top tier with a ton of features, alternate versions of the movies, reversable covers, ect.

Looking at the Bluray case now and I figured out why I thought of Code Red. The case itself says Scorpion and even lists Walter, but the disc instead has the Code Red label. Weird.
 
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